Only Because We Are Still In Mourning
August 27th, 2009 at 8:23 am by BrianWe hate to interrupt the canonization of St. Teddy of the Blessed Inebriation but:
S & L posts the KGB Letter of Teddy Kennedy’s private offer through “confidential contacts” to solicit the Soviet Communist Party to undermine Reagan:
Special Importance
Committee on State Security of the USSR
14.05. 1983 No. 1029 Ch/OV
MoscowRegarding Senator Kennedy’s request to the General Secretary of the Communist Party Comrade Y.V. Andropov
Comrade Y.V. Andropov
On 9-10 May of this year, Senator Edward Kennedy’s close friend and trusted confidant J. Tunney was in Moscow. The senator charged Tunney to convey the following message, through confidential contacts, to the General Secretary of the Center Committee of the Communist Party of the Soviet Union, Y. Andropov.
Senator Kennedy, like other rational people, is very troubled by the current state of Soviet-American relations. Events are developing such that this relationship coupled with the general state of global affairs will make the situation even more dangerous. The main reason for this is Reagan’s belligerence, and his firm commitment to deploy new American middle range nuclear weapons within Western Europe.
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Kennedy believes that, given the current state of affairs, and in the interest of peace, it would be prudent and timely to undertake the following steps to counter the militaristic politics of Reagan and his campaign to psychologically burden the American people. In this regard, he offers the following proposals to the General Secretary of the Central Committee of the Communist Party of the Soviet Union Y.V. Andropov.
We should be discussing appropriations for the installation of a urinal over Kennedy’s grave and not the best ways to lionize this misogynistic communist degenerate.
Hopefully everyone will remember this when he’s being eulogized by his fellow traveler, Comrade Obama, Jr. Not to be confused with Comrade Obama, Sr.
August 27th, 2009 at 10:29 am
Is that the Jagermeister logo? I’ve got the giggles.
August 27th, 2009 at 10:45 am
It was either that or replace the yellow “halo” circle in the backround with the Jager orange circle and have the antlers coming out of St. Teddy’s head.
In retrospect, that would have worked.
August 27th, 2009 at 12:30 pm
Very nice. Re the commie creds – you do realize that he represents a good swath of American sentiment, right?
See also, Jane Fonda atop an anti-aircraft gun and the success of a certain workout tape.
August 27th, 2009 at 1:14 pm
I realize he represents a good swath of the anti-American sentiment if that’s what you mean.
Alas, no Ted Kennedy workout tape. He was more like a liberal ironman triathlon than a tube sock wearing aerobicizer. More of a sink, swim, run, hide, reappear, run for Congress and then a lot of ducking for 40 years.
Is there a way to make his neck brace look like a priest’s collar? Being the good Catholic he was.
August 27th, 2009 at 1:46 pm
Nothing says “good Catholic” like raping waitresses and pushing abortion.