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Van “Down By The River” Jones’ Great Eco-Commie Boycott

August 27th, 2009 at 2:23 pm by Brian

A lot of attention has finally been paid to the wholesome nutbag that is Van Jones ever since he became Urkel Hussein Carter’s “Green Czar” and launched a boycott of Glenn Beck as ordered by The White House.

Nice for everybody to start playing catch-up but we warned you a while back about this one:

Pookie Got A Job – Six Meat Buffet – March 9, 2009:

Meet Van “Down By The River” Jones.  The next left-wing bigot with a major conflict of interest to be installed in James Urkel Carter, Jr.’s Admemphistration.  Some may remember my commenting on his lunacy at this year’s State of the Black Panther Union pogrom hosted by Tavis Smiley:

Van Jones hawks his own cause – getting “green” government grant dollars for a minority owned business.  He explores an imaginary past where white colonizers sought to put a price tag on Mother Earth but that his great-great-great-grandmother told him about “mumba” and that you can’t put a price tag on Nature.  But that the white colonizer showed her and then put a price tag on her as well. Now, whitey has to go back and beg great-great-grandmama to help save the planet that he messed up because he didn’t realize that grandma sitting in a mudhut was actually speaking in such reverent ecological mindsets that blah, blah, blah….gimme, gimme, gimme.  Something tells me Mr. Jones can put a price tag on how much the government should pay him to plant a tree in the projects.

Van has  a vested interest in promoting green jobs since that’s the business he’s in.  It would be like Dick Cheney appointing the the CEO of Halliburton as the Energy Czar except that, you know, Halliburton is actually successful at something.

At first, I merely found Jones’ comments retarded but upon further examination you can see what he’s really saying.  That in his new capacity he will oversee a new multi-billion dollar, racially litmus tested welfare program under the aegis of environmentalism.

Listen to Van Jones in his own crazy, racist words.  Here is the Youtube video from this year’s State of the Black Union without my wonderful comments as the filter so you can decide for yourself.  It’s 8 minutes long and worth every bit of it for ammunition.  He speaks at length about how Obama is running a radical agenda and using benign legislative language to do it. He’s “the end of the Reagan era”.

“We get to go to Pookie and Snoopy and Sha-Nequa and Sha-Naynay and have a new kind of environmental conversation.”

Global warming is caused by the earth’s history of white colonizers and now you’ve got to beg a black man to fix it.

Come to think of it, for somebody named “Van” he certainly could use some emissions testing to curtail the pollution that comes out of his own mouth.

Either way, he will now oversee billions of dollars in taxpayer funded money in addition to using his “Color of Change” group to silence critics at the request of the Executive Branch of the US Government.

Unfortunately for Jones, he has now delivered Beck with some of the largest audiences since his show aired:

Beck attracted 2.81 million viewers Monday, his third-largest audience since his show launched on Fox News in January, according to Nielsen Media Research data provided by the network. On Tuesday, nearly 2.7 million viewers tuned in, his fifth-largest viewership to date. And the conservative host got a plug from former vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin, who urged people to watch his program in a post on her Facebook page.

“Should you have a communist, self-avowed revolutionary who named his 4-year-old son after a Marxist guerrilla leader, should that person be advising the president of the United States?” he asked.

Jones did not immediately respond to a request for comment made through the White House.

So he runs the boycott independent of The White House but can’t respond to questions unless they go through the White House?  Maybe someone can ask him why he named his son after a Marxist guerilla leader just for gits and shiggles.

That’s the thing about attracting attention to a vocal critic, it gives millions of Americans the opportunity to listen to someone who differs from the line being dutifully toed by every single outlet in the state-run media.


3 Responses to “Van “Down By The River” Jones’ Great Eco-Commie Boycott”

  1. michele Says:

    So you can say “First!”

  2. Brian Says:

    I sat through the entire State of the Black Union. That ought to count for something.

  3. michele Says:

    Oh yeah. That rambling stream of consciousness circle jerk? I watched about 5 minutes of some Senator babbling and decided I needed a noun/verb agreement chart and a guide to run-on sentences to continue, so I decided you could just suffer alone.

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