Van Jones Out, Charles Johnson Sobbing Uncontrollably
September 6th, 2009 at 11:34 am by Preston Taylor HolmesI suppose it’s time for Rahm & Axlegrease to put another want-ad in Workers’ World Daily to find a Commie replacement for his favorite whitey-hating asshole. With the popularity of the New Black Panthers and Eric Holder’s tendency to allow them to break the law with impunity, there will be no shortage of replacement options.
If this gets any play at all in the Old Media, it will be spun as more hysterical white people driving out a good-hearted, environment-loving African-American who just wants what’s best for the country. So predictable.
On a side note, one of Jones’ (and Obama’s) staunchest defenders has been Charles from Little Green Footballs. I dumped LGF from my reader quite a long time ago when every other post was a tedious attack on those naughty Creationists. It saddens me to have to even mention Sir Douche, but as LGF was once one of my original six meats, his site has gradually turned to a rancid, month-old, fly-covered, half-opened package of souse managed by an egomaniac bent on crushing dissent. No wonder he loves playing Obama’s skin flute. Birds of a feather, and what-not.
September 6th, 2009 at 12:13 pm
[...] Heh. Boo-freakin’-hoo. [...]
September 6th, 2009 at 3:05 pm
Well, since no one actually reads LGF anymore maybe Chuckie will be available for the position….now wouldn’t that be hysterical? We can even have fun writing the blurb for the Old has-been “media”…
“Dumpy old pony-tailed nellie and Prominent WHITE GUY to attempt to give cred to failing administration….”
Knee pads may be required.
September 6th, 2009 at 3:14 pm
Yes, Christmasghost, but have you seen his pictures of bikes? Or listened to his avant-garde Jazz Muzak?
September 6th, 2009 at 4:04 pm
Just read the AP article. Why is his rhetoric “fiery” like Jeremiah Wright as opposed to flat out “racist” like when Jimmy the Greek said questionably stupid things about why African Americans are good athletes?
I know, stupid question on my part.
September 6th, 2009 at 4:20 pm
The thing is Van Jones is apologizing for some of the things he’s being called on the carpet for now but in 3-6 months he is going to be right back out on the Black, Red & Green circuit saying the exact same things again. It’s the only thing he knows how to do:
Some people have called Van Jones a younger version of Obama. It’s more like the opposite. Obama is just an older version of Van Jones. He has said many of the exact same things that Jones has. You know, someone who has lived the privileged life but still has a grievance against everyone. When they say it, it’s their code for “a black person who pulled themselves up from nothing and made something of themselves.” Which is not the situation in either Obama’s or Jones’ case.
Johnson’s ardent defense of Jones is not blindness. Finding the nutty things that Jones has said over the years seems to produce new and even more outrageous commentary seemingly every other hour. To ignore all the evidence to the contrary would require the Blind Faith of your typical rabid Christianist. Which we know his scientific mind is by definition incapable of.
It’s obvious that Johnson agrees with many of the things that Jones says.
September 6th, 2009 at 7:03 pm
Smears.
Lies.
Haven’t heard Van Jones play the race card (well, not since he made Czar) yet, but just wait until Montel Williams or Keith Olberdouche interviews him. We’re all RAAAAAACIST for posting Youtube videos of his claiming white people were poisoning Blacks and Mexicans.
BTW, I’d like to see Thelonius Punk weigh in on this, but I think he’s more interested in trying to correct our perceptions of history.
September 6th, 2009 at 7:16 pm
Why yes Preston, I have.
And I AM STILL LAUGHING………..
BTW….my new co blogger,TFMo, has a GREAT political cartoon of Van Jones up at my site.Feel free to swipe at will….
September 6th, 2009 at 7:53 pm
BTW, Ghost, I didn’t realize it, but for some reason you weren’t on the blogroll – you’re on there now. Thanks for the tip.
September 6th, 2009 at 11:04 pm
I’m gloating, Charles. Bite me. )
September 7th, 2009 at 1:45 am
Preston….have I told you lately how brilliant and insightful and funny and just sparkly good you are? NO?
Well, I am now….do I get extra points for sucking up?
Thanks for putting us on your blog roll…
September 7th, 2009 at 7:59 am
Heh,,, I actually know what souse is,, could be because I’m an old Tennessee boy.
OsamaHusseinIslamObama 2012′
(The Terrorist-Uighur-Media Choice)
-It’s never too early to campaign-
September 12th, 2009 at 8:39 pm
There is a reason why littlegreenfootballs2, or blogmocracy.com, was made. Charles told users to go out and “make their own website” if they didn’t like what was on his. They did, and now he’s crying like a bitch. If anyone knows Charles Johnson in real life, I suggest they bring him a case of tampons… He needs them.