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The World Must Be Racist

October 2nd, 2009 at 1:05 pm by Preston Taylor Holmes

Do you know how much our First Couple does for you? Only EVERYTHING, you ingrate. Particularly the Bitter Half. She sacrifices for you. You should thank her. Here’s how.

As I sit here before my computer with tears of gratitude flowing down my face, I just want to thank you so much for the sacrifice you made. I feel so incredibly honored by your sacrifice. Flying all the way from Washington D.C. to Copenhagen to stand by your husband, The President of the United States to discuss the vital issue of the Olympics for the wonderland that is Chicago. My heart actually skipped a beat just now, Mrs. Obama. But there is more. Your generous spirit knows no bounds. You flew in an Air Force One jet all the way to Europe to stay in a five-star hotel, catered to by dedicated attendants, in the warm silken cocoon of safety provided by Secret Service agents. You sacrificed for us, and we are thankful. There just seems to be no end to your overwhelming love for the people.

The single mothers who struggle to pay for diapers can take heart when they view your soothing visage: you will provide. Perhaps not today, because today you are in Europe consorting with the IOC, but soon, you will transfer the wealth to her that she so direly needs. And who but you, Michelle, oh sweet, generous Michelle, would even care for her suffering if not for your kind, firm guidance.

Read the whole letter. It is truly moving.

HOWEVER, the world has seen through the charade of the Bitter Half, the Obamessiah and the Oprahmessiah. Chicago was the very first city eliminated from the IOC’s selection sweepstakes.

Heartbreak and disbelief at CNN.

Somebody’s going to pay for this outrage. I have a feeling it’s going to be whitey.


9 Responses to “The World Must Be Racist”

  1. Yiddish Steel Says:

    It’s all George W. Bush’s fault!

  2. Gordon Says:

    But but but, we’re still respected in the world, right?

  3. Number9 Says:

    But but but, we’re still respected in the world, right?

    You know it dog, where else you gonna party? Oh, well I guess Rio might be way cool. My bad dog.

  4. Gabriel Syme Says:

    Now Barack will have to travel if he wants to mock retards at the Paralympics.

  5. TexasFred Says:

    Vile racists in Copenhagen bitch slap The Obamessiah… :P

  6. Mike Oxlong Says:

    The leader of the formerly greatest nation in history gets a snub? Who the hell do these foreigners think they were dealing with? Don’t they know he’s the CHOSEN one?
    Bwahahahahahahahahaha
    On the upside, the slums on the south side of Chicago are STILL in a recession!

  7. Brian Says:

    They need to get used to this disappointment because they are going to be getting a lot more of it in 2010 and 2012.

    None of this effort made any sense to me. His head guy in Afghanistan has to fly to Copenhagen to meet with him FOR THE FIRST TIME.

    We’re all supposed to cheer a President who is ignoring huge obstacles with the economy, Afghanistan, and everything else to take a week off so he can try to send some kickbacks to his political hometown that he will personally benefit from.

    To win an event where people are rewarded based on their drive and performance from a President who has spent his entire term bailing out failures and promising handouts to people who won’t pry their asses off a couch much less run the 40 yard dash.

    But yes, we don’t support Crony Communism so we hate America.

  8. Tel-Chai Nation Says:

    Obama’s “personal charm” failed to win Chicago the…

    Barack Obama went to Copenhagen hoping to gain support for organizing the 2016 Olympic Games in his hometown of Chicago. Unfortunately, Windy City ended up being the very first burg disqualified from the choices for the next host (Hat tip: Hot Air):…

  9. Swamp Rabbit Says:

    Heh,,,

    OsamaHusseinIslamObama 2012′
    (the terrorist-Uighur-ACORN-media choice)
    -It’s never too early to campaign-

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