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The “I’m Not Bush” Prize

October 11th, 2009 at 2:42 pm by Preston Taylor Holmes

Incidentally, that was the same justification they gave when they awarded the Nobel Peace Prize to Al Gore and Jimmy Carter. It’s basically been the Nobel “mee no like Booosh!” Prize for a few years now, and by that standard, I guess it makes sense to give it to Obama. While his policies haven’t been that different from Bush’s thus far, Barack Obama is physically not George W. Bush. So at least that logic is unassailable.

So anyway, with genocide, oppressive dictators, and terrorism all over the world, the international community still thinks the most important thing in the world is putting a thumb in the eye of a former U.S. president. And this is yet another reminder of why the international community is a bunch of idiots that we’re too smart to listen to. They’re like a guy who puts his shirt on backwards and his pants on his head and then chides us for being thuggish and simpleminded. To get an idea of how utterly dumb and useless they are, think of America’s liberals. They’re usually the gold standard for pointless imbeciles, but even they think that giving Obama the Nobel Peace Prize is stupid. Basically, you take the most dimwitted hippies from the local college campus and make them even dumber and more useless, and then you have the international community.

And that’s who Obama’s been sucking up to. Good job, sport!

RTWT.

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Brian Says:
October 11th, 2009 at 4:51 pm
I watched the now god awful ‘Meet The Press’ this morning and even hogjowled communists like Carl Levin were calling for an escalation in Afghanistan.

Which means that the Donks feel obligated to publicly support a surge, whether they call it that or not, so that “The One (and Done)” understands that he can’t just hand 2010 to the Republicans by being the limp-wristed and flexible pipe cleaner that he is.

Americans, as a whole, tend to resent the advice of a bunch of Northern European fishmongers sticking their noses in our business. Plus, since the deadline for the Nobel was February 1st, they were just making up an excuse to insult about 175 Million Americans who are going to exact their white hot revenge in 13 months. Assuming the Lispy Grahams of the world can’t keep their thin, gloryhole sucking lips from nauseating everyone away from the polls.
Stopthepresses2 Says:
October 11th, 2009 at 8:43 pm
Jesse Jackson speaks about Obama’s Nobel Prize

Some say with surprise
Obama how’d he
get a Peace Prize?
They say how could he have won?
With all his accomplishments
he aint done

Some say the Nobel committee gave him a present
For voting in the U.S. Senate
130 times present
But just in case you missed it
All his accomplishments
I will now list it

How about that bling,
He got that
from a Saudi King
Often he would scored
In a basketball game
15 point or more
Or how can you discount his dreams?
He had
for our Olympic teams
Or what about all the Community organizing he has done
Teaching inner city kids
being chased by gangs how to run

The Liberal Nobel committee Obama they did choose
Look at Bush
all he ever got was a pair of shoes

The “I’m Not Bush” Prize

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