Crisis Narrowly Averted
October 18th, 2009 at 3:32 pm by BrianI’m not going to link to the ongoing boob-ha-ha over a certain RINO, former Presidential candidate, full-time loser’s daughter who’s getting cheap T(w)itter hits over a push up-bra that’s challenging our meager bandwidth but I will say this…
Thank you again for losing, J-Mac. People on the Right really needed to go from the Bush twins to having a President’s daughter being our first national camwhore.
When she starts jilling off for a $50 paypal contribution to PETA, please wake me.
When she starts delivering her thoughts on a public healthcare option over the loudspeaker from the BangBus you might get my attention.
It’s not like we can’t ignore her and get either one of those in the next 6 months. Meghan McCain (R-DVDA).
Jesus Christ, people. It’s freaking 2009. Haven’t you ever heard of YouPorn?
She sez, “Don’t call me a slut!” to which what other way can one respond than “well, don’t be a slut.”
On one hand, she wants to bill herself as the new face and ass of The New Right. Not exactly a bastion of freewheeling barsexuality. On the other hand, she wants everybody to be holding a soiled sock.
Sorry Sugartits, but your message control-fu needs more work.
October 18th, 2009 at 6:30 pm
Yow.
I really wish I knew what was going on. That was a great takedown…imagine if I fully grasped the context.
October 18th, 2009 at 9:07 pm
What is the silly twit up to? Has there been some scandal that is bringing us this terribleriffic traffic?
October 18th, 2009 at 9:38 pm
Not really. The sitemeter was ringing people looking for her after she posted some cheesecake shot of herself on her Twatter or whatever it is the kids are doing to themselves these days.
Then when they naturally scoffed at her mildly entertaining form of retardation she gets all huffy about it.
I’m just glad she doesn’t have a White House Press corps following her around all day to embarrass everybody more than usual.
I’d say she’s a loose cannon but they may only be half right.
October 18th, 2009 at 10:02 pm
Ah…I get it now.
After seeing that pic she posted on Twitter, what was she supposed to have us think? That she’s a bastion of purity?
If you don’t want people thinking you are a slut, then don’t post photos of yourself that make you look like a slut.
October 19th, 2009 at 7:32 am
Best snark I have read about Ms. McCain on the Internet.
Will someone inform her that her Mom is hotter than she is?