If this healthcare bill were a sweet, innocent little cherub I would saw it’s head off and rub the stem-cell rich blood on my face with the zeal of your average Emily’s List supporter:

We developed this chart based on Nancy Pelosi’s new health care plan….The new chart shows more than 90 of these new mandates, commissions and agencies.   The true number is well over 100, we simply ran out of space.

In terms of sheer bureaucracy, if the IRS and Medicare had a baby, it would look like this. And the question is how is that going to make our health care more affordable?

Mmmm, dead baby bill.  The only thing better than killing it yourself is making the person who doesn’t believe you should be doing it in the first place pay for it.

Our nation’s unwanted, single parent $3.4 trillion dollar punishment for a one night stand back in November of last year.

Even the worthless Catholic bishops’ league is on board.  Don’t they realize how this is going to impact the altar boy harvest in a few years?  Thus, dwindling their already diminished supply of fresh molestables.

You guys just aren’t thinking this through.

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