If we can’t make some guy over there (who never screwed you) pay for some dirty whore’s abortion then it’s like the worst thing in the history of this country – evah!

How about a trade?  The Commission On Hooking Up helps needy sluts find a guy willing to sport their abortion in exchange for something they’re already down with.  You still get to kill your kids and the taxpayer doesn’t have to pick up the tab.  Like E-Harmony with a body count.

Given the current administration’s tendency to inflate job numbers, I imagine this would save us more money than the healthcare bill and cut down on office shootings at the same time.  In this economy, you can never be too careful.

Think outside of the box, people.  Because thinking with your box is what got us here.

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