So, Khalid Sheik Mohammad is being tried in a civilian court in New York City. What could go wrong with that?

Day 1 – KSM slips out of the courtroom with Lynne Stewart and proceeds to lead NYPD on a three hour chase through midtown Manhattan.

Day 15-46 – Leading defense attorneys seek diligently for a jury pool of peers – terror-bent Islamic jihadis. Failing that, they seek sympathetic jurors.

Day 132 – Closing arguments.

Throughout – The media savvy judge maintains the highest standards of jurisprudence and decorum.

And Day 289 – The Verdict.

Well, there’s always hope that KSM will spend the rest of his life looking for the real killers. With AG Holder’s help, we may be able to capture them in Crawford, Texas.

(If you liked this, then thanks to Brian and Nigel for the ideas. If not, I did this by myself.)

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