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End Cablinasian Oppression

December 12th, 2009 at 3:25 pm by Cranky

Dan Collin’s rousing call to action.

The only way we’re ever going to reduce violence directed against Cablinasians is to address the root causes, and that means we must understand Cablinasian culture from the point of view of Cablinasians. And that is why I am opening here at POWIP the first Internet Department of Cablinasian Studies. Please become part of the solution, and offer up your insights into this little understood and much abused culture.

It’s not too late to make your contribution to understanding this much maligned people-group.

Let’s face it America’s racist, hegemonic, white-privileged and heteronormative culture has conspired to keep Cablinasian’s down. That and Black “leaders” and journalists who have insisted that Tiger is black despite his protestations that he doesn’t want to be identified that way, who insist that he represent their interests though he doesn’t represent them and who condemn him for not committing adultery with African American women again, despite the fact his Black 25% isn’t attracted to them.

ASIDE:
The fact that this is being taken seriously, tells us just how ridiculous Al Sharpton is in real life.


2 Responses to “End Cablinasian Oppression”

  1. The Department of Cablinasian Studies [& Call for Submissions] Says:

    [...] Fausta and Juliette, too, for the timely warning. Thanks to Cranky at Six Meat Buffet, and for the heartfelt apology to Tiger from Camp of the [...]

  2. Brian Says:

    Woods may end up being the Bob Crane of Golf at the end of this. It’s hard to believe that for all the money he spent that he wasn’t video-recording his after match plays on some of our nation’s skankier 19th holes . Especially since a lot of them are women who perform on camera anyway.

    As far as Woods’ understanding of Cablinasian Studies, I’d put him in charge of the Geography as he evidently found the latitudinal and longitudinal coordinates of that quixotic quest to ascertain “where all the white women at?”

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