It’s time to bounce around the reader with your host, me.

First, it appears that some folks may be facing the stark reality that our President is a lying bastard.

Unfortunately for him, video never forgets. Joe Wilson was right, except that he should have shouted “YOU LIE TIMES INFINITY!”

That won’t stop Granny Rictus McBotox from giving Harry Reid political handjobs in the Congressional Restroom while the obedient Old Media stands outside the door waiting for the gruesome twosome to dictate their talking points to them.

The Dim-O-Cracks are starting to see the handwriting on the wall. Masters of Corruption Chris Dudd and Byron Dorgan have chosen retirement as the only alternative to getting their asses kicked this fall. COURAGE.

Condi Rice, Spencer Abraham and Thomas Siebel are working hard to help push Cap-and-Trade through congress. Why? Profit! Just another group of faux conservatives who don’t give a shit about you. No wonder George W was such a big Condi fan, she was as phony as he was.

Everyone’s favorite Janet Reno lookalike and WNBA fan, Janet Napolitano, says that the failure of the underpants bomber to ignite his payload proves that her system is infallible. The DHS’ Inspector General, however, says that DHS is completely unable to do its job. Unfortunately for us, the last thing this administration cares about is our security.

Don’t be afraid, though, because the CIA is totally on top of those abominable snowmen who are coming to kill us all. Hopefully global warming will melt all the ice so that they fall in and drown before they get the opportunity.

This is the kind of shit that happens when you put ignorant, petulant children in charge of the greatest country that ever existed. Even Iowa QB Rick Stanzi can see this with his helmet turned around backwards.

Another reason I will never donate to NPR or PBS again (and neither should you). They’re all cut from the same socialist cloth. On second thought, I’ve never donated to them before now, so I guess that will keep my streak going. Here’s a good way of handling the leftists who try to define the narrative all up in your grill.

Off topic, Cara totally flips my switch (content warning).

Alright, that’s about it for now. Just remember that you don’t have to fear this administration. They’re so completely incompetent they’ll never be able to track you down.

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