Local homewrecker makes good.

It’s worth it just for the National Enquirer’s photoshop of what Silky Pajammies has in store:

“John knew Rielle had been waiting for a proposal for two long years. Since they’ve gotten involved, she’s followed every order he gave her, going on a cross-country cover-up, hiding away during her pregnancy and after giving birth for the sake of his presidential aspirations.

“Rielle never uttered a peep about their affair publicly, and remained loyal to John. John felt she deserved to know that he wanted to raise their child together, and wanted Rielle in his life as his partner.

“John has said that when his divorce is final, he’ll buy her a diamond ring. But in the meantime, he’s getting them a house.”

Is that house for her or him?  How romantic.  Next stop – Zales!

Let that be a lesson to all you floosies out there who never think that Mr. Wonderful is going to leave his wife after a few years.  Keep giving it all you’ve got and never say a word.

One day she’ll get cancer and keep running her mouth about what a scumbag he is and he’ll wise up and marry you.

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