I’ll Have The Spineless Cooper With Extra Lily-Liver
March 21st, 2010 at 8:23 pm by BrianYou can always count on good, ole Coop. Just a simple country boy who used to carry around the federal budget and wave it in everybody’s faces during the Bush years complaining about that thar spendin’ in Warshington.
I woke up this Sunday morning, said my prayers, and finally decided that I will vote YES on health care reform.
Having heard from tens of thousands of Middle Tennesseans on all sides of the issue (including the flood of messages in the last few days and hours), and having spent months studying the various bills, I know that America must improve its health care system because it is unsustainable. This legislation will make it better.
You can almost see him in his jammies kneelin’ by the bedside sayin’ his prayers. He just now decided. What a coward.
And sweet Baby Jesus said, thou shalt not covet thy neighbors goods. Oh, wait! Wrong verse. You shall not steal? Nope.
Observe the sabbath day and keep it holy, as the Lord your God commanded you.. Un-uh. Does this weekend count? You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor.
Eh, forget it. The Bible says a lot of stuff but Reverend Jim “Jones” Cooper’s on the mic and mixin’ up a pitcher of that old school funk.
Although CBO claims that the legislation will reduce deficits in the first ten years by over $100 billion, and by over $1 trillion after that, you don’t have to believe CBO to realize that, even if you assume zero deficit reduction, this is a huge improvement in the policymaking of recent years. In plain English, this bill is paid for, and may even save big money.
And when your wife buys $400 worth of shoes that were on sale, you actually saved big money.
I am well aware of the fact that this is a big vote, and perhaps a career-limiting decision.
You said it. You may have fended off some weak, leftwing primary challenger (who will in all likelihood dropout now) but you’ve lost your seat.
March 21st, 2010 at 8:40 pm
Cooper, is a typical “Blue Dog”. Talks a fiscally-responsible game, but when the rubber meets the road, he’s the same red diaper doper baby as the rest of the human debris in D.C.
March 21st, 2010 at 10:02 pm
He’s a yellow-bellied blue dog.
He’s gone down the path now. There’s no turning back. He’ll be voting for cap-and-trade and he’ll be voting for amnesty.
He’s rocked up the Hopium and smoked it like the last chip of crack in J.C. Napier.
March 22nd, 2010 at 9:58 am
Would anyone be surprised if Cooper turns up an employee of one of the large hospitals he voted to subsidize when he loses his seat in November?
March 22nd, 2010 at 11:15 pm
Hell, he says this is greater than reducing automobile wrecks and curing disease. What an absolute fool. But you guys are right, watch him now that the mask has slipped and he knows his time is short. Amnesty and Cap and Tax are next up to bat.
Boycott any hospital or other business that hires this rat bastard.