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Palin Hacker Gets The Death Penalty

April 30th, 2010 at 7:41 pm by Brian

A guy can dream, can’t he? It was either that or Kernell Cornhole Goes To The Clink.

This case has been entertaining for so many reasons.  The celebrity, the hypocritical Leftists, the Internet, the hypocritical Leftists, the politics and, most importantly, the hypocritical Leftists.

When is breaking into someone’s e-mail, changing passwords, posting private messages all over the place, bragging about it, then half-assedly covering your tracks followed by insulting the victim’s daughter at trial acceptable?  Why, when you’re a Democommie and the object of your diseased attentions is a hot conservative governor whose ass could easily produce three pints of french vanilla ice cream an hour.

The felon doesn’t fall far from the bastard.  He and his father had a good laugh I’m sure.  They retreated to the bunker because they knew what he did was a felony.   Aiding and abetting a felon should at least get you kicked off out of the legislature.  He learned it from somebody.

Now Goldilocks is going to get to know some of his father’s constituents up close and personal with a get-out-the-vote drive in his cell until his ass porridge is – too tight (!), too loose and finally just right.

There is no defense for Kernell.   Now the people who have no problem convicting people who never did anything wrong like, say Sarah Palin, will defend someone who has been found dead guilty in a court of law.

Not to worry, Davey.  They can take away your iPod, your internet connection, your voting rights and your manhood but as a Democrat you didn’t need half of those anyway.

Our man in Inglewood Jules Winnfield tells us what we can do with the Stanley Cup

April 29th, 2010 at 3:29 pm by Nigel

It’s hockey’s Stanley Cup playoff season…no better time to resurrect this classic from my “11″ days:

(Yeah, all I do for this blog is post videos. So?)

Six Meat Buffet formally asks for a Fatwa

April 29th, 2010 at 1:52 pm by Nigel

If reposting this won’t get us one, I guess we’ll have to wait for “Draw Mohammed” day for our chance.

Sadly, Mohammed didn’t go for the Full Monty, but it’s unlikely we would have seen much due to lack of equipment. Just ask his 9-year old wife

However, if you look closely, it appears the camel is sporting wood.

Wait…Mohammed has done this before…he’s the 2nd dancer on the right:

Remember this while the boys at Goldman Sachs are being grilled on Capitol Hill today

April 27th, 2010 at 11:03 am by Nigel

You think any of them Congresspeeps will dig into this?:

Me neither…

Arizona Tea Party protest turns violent

April 26th, 2010 at 2:25 pm by Nigel

Turns out Bill Clinton, Nancy Pelosi et al were SO right. Just look at this…Police in riot gear, rocks and bottles being thrown, innocent bystanders injured, profanity and epithets flying:

I hate to admit it…but the Tea Party has been “outted” as a band of violent, subversive thugs.



These aren’t Tea Party protesters. These are left-wing pro-illegal alien protesters.

My bad.

Update: Michelle Malkin posts another video from the Arizona protest…gee, these could SO easily be confused with Tea Party videos:

Speaking to the SEC

April 25th, 2010 at 9:48 pm by Cranky

In a language that even a $200k+ Security and Exchange Commission honcho can understand.

Sometimes dumbing something down is a win-win situation.

Did I do this post just to P-Shop a naughty magazine? History will decide.

Fox and Friend

April 25th, 2010 at 6:37 pm by Cranky

It’s not something that bothers me, but it is something that would be nice if they did something about it.

I’m talking about the concentration of conservative viewpoints all under NewsCorp’s umbrella. No one complained when Glenn Beck left CNN to join Fox or John Stossel left his post at ABC to go on Fox Business. These are all good things. But add in Rupert Murdoch’s purchase of the Wall Street Journal and the paranoid types might think a monopoly is being formed.

That’s why this is such a good idea:

I’d also love to see a National Review channel on basic cable. Why not? There’s 700 channels devoted to Iron Chefs, people who refurbish homes, midgets, people with bizarre medical conditions, families with 26 kids and, of course, a rash of programs about New Jersey douchebags who ham it up in front of a camera. And don’t get me started about the cross overs; New Jersey douchebag chefs and families of 26 health-impaired midgets who flip real estate. I know, my wife likes all of them.

I can envision a reality show that follows Jonah Goldberg around with a handheld camera as he works the DC circuit rubbing elbows with James Carville and Tucker Carlson. I’m not sure how, but if we could work in some sort of sex angle that would help. Maybe Goldberg stakes out upscale Georgetown bars and scopes out Pols and their young aspiring staff? We could have a special gay week where Larry Craig and Eric Massa!

OK, maybe not.

But my original point stands, it is a good thing or something like that.

(s/t Treacher @ the Daily Caller)

‘Zo piles on the NY Times BLOWhard

April 24th, 2010 at 10:23 am by Nigel

Here’s the column.

More on the integrity of the NY Times from Andrew Klavan:

Happy **** the Earth Day!

April 23rd, 2010 at 11:27 am by Nigel

Today is April 23rd…make the “Earth your bitch!”:

Oh yeah…to the 5 of you out there who still believe in “Global Warming”…it is a bright sunny morning here in beautiful San Diego.

It is also 46 degrees.


On APRIL 23.

I had to turn on the heat.

Go **** yourselves.

(youtube stolen from our friends at The Jawa Report)

Greeting Cards for the Obamaniac in Your Life IV

April 22nd, 2010 at 8:00 am by Cranky

Foreclose imminent? Don’t worry about being tossed into the cold, the Democrats will keep you warm and fuzzy!

Greeting Cards for the Obamaniacs in Your Life III

April 21st, 2010 at 8:00 am by Cranky

We continue to showcase Six Meat Buffet’s new Galt Greetings cards for all occasions.

Remember, the government is your best friend and they want to share your special day with you.

And by share, I mean sharing your stuff with everyone. And by everyone, I mean union bosses, connected friends and “fat cat” bank heads.

Greeting Cards for the Obamaniacs in Your Life II

April 20th, 2010 at 8:00 am by Cranky

Does your liberal friend still think that a Democrat controlled government is the bee’s knees? Show him or her that you appreciate it too by offering a gift that only the government can offer.

Who did Charles Blow blow…

April 19th, 2010 at 4:51 pm by Nigel

…to get his position as a New York Times columnist?

Listen to Laura Ingraham destroy him.

Life Was Simpler Six Years Ago

April 19th, 2010 at 12:21 pm by Preston Taylor Holmes

Six years ago today, this little blog started. It has run the gamut from 8th-tier blog, to several beautiful weeks as 1st-tier blog, eventually settling in to our cozy little spot in 3rd-tier blogdom.

Life was simpler then. We spent time arguing about the idiotic socialist-lite, country-club Republican ways of President Junior. We chuckled as Lurch Kerry tried to dethrone the Bush family in 2004. How bad must you suck to lose to a liberal, country-club, elitist Republican like that? Just ask Kerry and Gore, they know. And they still suck out loud in every facet of their putrid existences.

Most of all, we’ve spent quality time together mocking the gaggle of commies on the left. Now that we’ve got a Marxist in the White House and a bunch of card-carrying useful idiots in congress ram-rodding George Soros’ new great society down our throats, it’s just not as amusing as it once was.

However, six years later, we’re still here and we’re still taking pot-shots and fighting the power. It’s not as cool to fight the power when you’re white, male and conservative, but since when have we ever worried about being cool?

So happy birthday to us and screw everyone who doesn’t hoist an adult beverage in our honor today!

Greeting Cards for the Obamaniacs in Your Life

April 19th, 2010 at 8:00 am by Cranky

Looking for the perfect card for those special people in your life? And by special, I mean the special of the Olympic variety?

Six Meat Buffet proudly presents our newest greeting card line, the Galt Greetings!

Share and enjoy.

Tune in tomorrow for more.

Steve King Displays An Amazing Amount of Restraint

April 16th, 2010 at 6:24 am by Brian

After all, who wouldn’t want to punch every “Think Progress” blogger in their lying fucking faces – especially after being accused of “justifying murder” and claiming that the Democrat who flew their plane into the IRS building was a follower of the Iowa Republican?

Today, King spoke at FreedomWorks‘ Tax Day Tea Party Rally in Washington, D.C. I caught up with him to get further clarification about his remarks, asking, “Do you regret what you said when you justified the attack against the IRS building?”

King initially tried to ignore me by walking away, but when I repeated my question, the congressman forcefully grabbed my arm and angrily accused me of calling him a murderer. Still holding onto my arm, King got just inches from my face and told me to shut off my camera. Here’s our exchange:

TP: It is tax day and you justified the murder of American federal employees at CPAC.

KING: Are you accusing me of that? Are you accusing me of that? Turn that camera off. I’m not going to have those allegations. You accuse me of murder. That is despicable behavior.

TP: I’m sorry — I did not say that, I did not say that.

KING: That is despicable behavior for any American on this earth to do such a thing.

TP: The camera is off –

KING: We are done.

When Alan Grayson does this he’s being “courageous”.  If you’d try that shit with Al Franken he would have thrown you in a figure-four leglock.

When will Republicans show some true leadership and start pimpslapping our nation’s surfeit of Obama-worshipping “New Media” brownshirts?

This story is NOT funny

April 9th, 2010 at 9:51 am by Nigel

Don’t laugh. This is a tragic story, especially when you consider that this must have been Allah’s will:

A young Muslim woman had died after her burkha became snagged in a go-kart.

The 24-year-old woman, who has not yet been named, died a terrifying death today when a fluttering part of her burkha became caught in the wheels of a go-kart she was driving near the town of Port Stephens, north of Sydney.

The Muslim clothing the woman was wearing flew back as she sped around the track and part of it became entangled in the go-kart’s wheels.

She was strangled in a second and crashed the vehicle.

What the hell was she doing driving anyway? Does Allah allow women to drive?

Anyway, if you laughed you must be a sick Islamophobic infidel. Allah will strike you down…

(Got this off Drudgereport)

While we are on the subject of dirt-bag, slimeball athletes who cheat on their wives…

April 8th, 2010 at 11:01 am by Nigel

I don’t know why there is such an uproar over the Nike Commercial where the late Earl Woods counsels his son on his infidelities…I think Earl offers good advice:

Slimeball Dickhead of the Week

April 7th, 2010 at 7:51 pm by Nigel

Wishing Tiki Barber a raging case of hemorrhagic goat syphillis:

Ex-Giants superstar Tiki Barber has dumped his 8-months-pregnant wife, Ginny, for sexy former NBC intern Traci Lynn Johnson, sources told The Post last night.

The football star-turned-”Today” show-correspondent left his wife of 11 years, Ginny, for the 23-year-old blonde, who also worked at 30 Rock, the sources said.

Ginny, who is expecting twins, found out about the relationship late last year, after the run-around running back moved out of their Upper East Side home.

We can all make Tiger Woods jokes here, but what Barber is doing is several times worse. His wife is EIGHT MONTHS PREGNANT.

Maybe I can’t understand because I’m not a rich ex-star-athlete with access to rockin’ babes, but I cannot imagine a single scenario where I would do this to my wife…or the soon-to-be-born children.

I’m thinking that there must be something wrong with Tiki’s…er…Tiki, because it’s not like his wife is unpleasant to look at:

Behold, the home-wrecking slut Barber has left his wife for:

(Both photos courtesy of the NY Post)

Congressman Phil Hare: “I don’t give a shit about the Constitution”

April 5th, 2010 at 11:47 pm by Nigel

OK, that wasn’t an EXACT quote…but it’s pretty damn close:

To be fair to this poor schmuck…he was getting interrogated pretty hard and clearly lost his cool. Still, he took an oath as a Congressman to uphold the US Constitution.

H/T: to the friend who emailed this to me…

Congratulations To Tennessee’s First Black Governor

April 3rd, 2010 at 3:51 pm by Brian

After comparing Tea Partiers to klansmen without the robes and hoods, the singing sissy South Detroit Memphis’ congresscumbag Sammy Davis Cohen, Jr. said that he understood the Kristallnacht he was witnessing at protests of the government takeover of all private health care because he had seen it before when angry Tennesseans surrounded the capitol with their cars and honked their horns to protest an unconstitutional income tax.  It’s practically the same thing as genocide.

And that the only reason why people were against socialized health care, punitive energy taxes and amnesty for illegal aliens is because Obama’s black.  Welcome to your post-racial America, everybody.

In related news, congratulations to Former Governor Don Sundquist who is now officially considered black because Tennesseans successfully fought off his state income tax proposal.  Way to go, homie.   You made it into the club.

I still wouldn’t advise you to drive in Memphis after dark though.

Cohen, on the other hand, needs to schedule a few more visits to the tanning bed before he reapplies to join the Congressional Black Caucus again.

Don’t Be All Redistributing My Lunchables, Yo

April 3rd, 2010 at 3:03 pm by Brian

If you’ve seen one Commie, you’ve seen them all.

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