A guy can dream, can’t he? It was either that or Kernell Cornhole Goes To The Clink.
This case has been entertaining for so many reasons. The celebrity, the hypocritical Leftists, the Internet, the hypocritical Leftists, the politics and, most importantly, the hypocritical Leftists.
When is breaking into someone’s e-mail, changing passwords, posting private messages all over the place, bragging about it, then half-assedly covering your tracks followed by insulting the victim’s daughter at trial acceptable? Why, when you’re a Democommie and the object of your diseased attentions is a hot conservative governor whose ass could easily produce three pints of french vanilla ice cream an hour.
The felon doesn’t fall far from the bastard. He and his father had a good laugh I’m sure. They retreated to the bunker because they knew what he did was a felony. Aiding and abetting a felon should at least get you kicked off out of the legislature. He learned it from somebody.
Now Goldilocks is going to get to know some of his father’s constituents up close and personal with a get-out-the-vote drive in his cell until his ass porridge is – too tight (!), too loose and finally just right.
There is no defense for Kernell. Now the people who have no problem convicting people who never did anything wrong like, say Sarah Palin, will defend someone who has been found dead guilty in a court of law.
Not to worry, Davey. They can take away your iPod, your internet connection, your voting rights and your manhood but as a Democrat you didn’t need half of those anyway.