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What The Hell? Let’s Give Them $400 Million Dollars We Don’t Have

June 28th, 2010 at 8:26 pm by Brian

Arson, kidnapping, and calls to genocide.  Isn’t that what you learned at the YMCA Camp Widjiwagan too?

Rival Hamas, UN summer camps compete over children

GAZA CITY, Gaza Strip – Masked men trashed a U.N. summer camp Monday, tying up guards and slashing tents and an inflatable pool in the second such attack blamed on suspected extremists in just over a month — a sign of how, in Gaza, youth camp is not just about crafts and volleyball.

You’ve got to love the Associated Press.  A bunch of thugs assault a summer camp to draft the kids into their Hitler Youth Auxiliary and they portray it like Ivan Reitman and Bill Murray have teamed up for the long-awaited sequel to Meatballs with the original cast.

In Monday’s vandalism, two dozen masked men broke into a U.N. camp before dawn, while children were not present. They tied up four guards, then slashed and burned tents, toys and a plastic swimming pool.

However, Islamic extremists, including a Hamas legislator, have accused the U.N. in the past of corrupting Gaza’s youth, objecting to camp activities such as folklore dancing.

Is it possible that they can both be wrong?  On one hand, the Palestinian thugs are wrong for their terrorizing and property damage and on the other hand I too would want to break my kids out of a summer camp nightmare where they were being forced to prance about the forest telling folklore through the medium of interpretive dance.

“We have two aims in our camps, our prisoners and al-Aqsa,” said the man, referring to Islam’s third holiest shrine, in Israeli-ruled east Jerusalem, and the more than 6,300 Palestinians held by Israel. “First we must free the prisoners, and then also al-Aqsa.”

“Where is al-Aqsa?” he asked. “In the hands of the occupation,” the children responded.

“Who is the occupation?” he asked. “Israel,” they responded.

“Where are the prisoners?” he asked. “In the hands of the occupation,” they said.

Then little Ahmed earned his merit badge in bomb-making thanks to a grant made possible by the US taxpayer.

Joe Biden…being Joe Biden

June 27th, 2010 at 8:26 pm by Nigel

Item number 1,753 in the series “what if a Republican had said this”?

What an asshole. The custard store manager should have slapped a “dickhead” tax on Biden and his entourage…

Have You Now Or Have You Ever Been A Member of JournoList?

June 27th, 2010 at 2:12 pm by Brian

He was right, you know?  If McCarthy had gotten the truth out of so many of them 50 years ago we wouldn’t be asking this question now.  The Communists run our schools and universities, are standing atop the executive branch of government, nominating another for Supreme Court Justice this week and now collude in smokey, digital back rooms to best defend their secular faith in government and to malign the enemies of The State who should be dehumanized and summarily liquidated like the conservative kulaks they are.

Here we cross the line between editorial decisions and bias. Why would an unbiased newspaper be afraid to honestly report news that makes one side of a political debate look appealing, instead assigning a reporter to highlight fringe material to cast them in the most negative light possible? Of course, they are biased, but it’s even worse than that.  They’re subjective. They pretend to be commentators, but they’re actually players in the game… just like everyone else.  Our fates are all controlled by the immense central government worshipped by the Post. They have a vested interest in ensuring its sustained growth, so they can make their fortune writing epic tales of its heroic deeds.

And get future communications positions inside of it, moving effortlessly from “journalist” to Democrat message official and back again.  It’s a good read by the Doctor, as usual, but it still understates what Journolist really represents:

Their own McCarthy-ite blacklist where the True Believers in the struggle are rewarded (say with jobs working at the Washington Post!) and the enemies of the Democratic Party are excluded and maligned for not carrying it’s water.  Or worse, suicide bombed with al Qaeda like precision with a coordinated message that was ready baked, focus-group tested and agreed upon for narrative consistency in an echo chamber that controls the biggest megaphone.

If there is an infiltrator in Journolist (or just a disgruntled hanger on) who has archives and screenshots, by this time next week the unemployment numbers would jump by 400.  We’re sure they love anonymous whistleblowers and that you would love their office.

A cover-up and guilt-by-association should take care of the rest.  Everyone who was in on the conversations where Weigel was insulting conservatives is as guilty as he is.  At no point did anyone ever say, “you know what, I think you’re wrong and the vast majority of this country aren’t a bunch of teabagging faggot cocksuckers.”

But no one did.  And that’s why they are all David Weigel now and should suffer the same fate.  Forced to write at The Huffington Post.

Ross Douthat, on the other hand, is more than willing to defend the All-White Country Club mentality of JournoList on privacy grounds somehow.  When you share a written thought with someone you are giving up “privacy”.  When you share it in a forum full of people you waive that expectation.  When it embarrasses your work because it pertains to what you do for a living in your daily job then you face the consequences.  As they all should.  Here are few who have self-outed:

  • CNN analyst and Supreme Court scholar Jeffrey Toobin.
  • New York Times columnist and Nobel Prize-winner Paul Krugman.
  • Time writer Joe Klein.
  • The Atlantic‘s Ta-Nehisi Coates.
  • The Nation columnist Eric Alterman.
  • The Nation‘s D.C. editor Christopher Hayes.
  • The Nation columnist (and prize-winning poet) Katha Pollitt.
  • The New Republic editor Jonathan Chait.
  • The New Republic editor Noam Scheiber.
  • The New Republic writer Isaac Chotiner.
  • Boston Globe columnist Jesse Singal.
  • ThinkProgress blogger Matthew Yglesias.
  • ThinkProgress blogger Matt Duss.
  • Democracy Arsenal blogger Michael Cohen.
  • Washingtonian senior web editor and Atlantic contributor Alyssa Rosenberg.
  • Political writer Rick Perlstein.
  • UC Berkley economics professor and blogger Brad DeLong.

Big names, right? If you’re not in that elite club, and you’re not allowed in — as Tucker Carlson wasn’t when he requested to join three weeks ago — it’s a tough break for you.

Shocking admissions, I know.  They all attend the same church and sing from the same hymn.   More like chanting suras from the minarets of the self-burqaed Old Media and their New Media apprentices.  Now they want to saw off the head of the leaker in a video recorded message to the infidels.  You guys like anonymous sources when you use them.

The VV post I link to says “tough break for you” in a “tough shit, ha-ha, na-na-nah boo boo” kind of way.  All JournoList archives should immediately be released to determine if dozens of news organizations were used by this Masonic group of malcontents and that’s what’s led to their falling stock prices, dwindling circulations and complete rejection of their industry as a result of JournoList members’ unethical, unprofessional and manipulative conduct.

It was and is collusion, price-fixing and Enron Journalism and these guys still think they’re the smartest ones in the room.    Instead of hiring Arthur Andersen, they just have Nate Silver cook the books and the results.

What does it take to get a degree from Milwaukee Area Technical College?

June 25th, 2010 at 10:52 pm by Nigel

Well…not much apparently. Behold, their most famous graduate is resident moron Peggy West.

You know…THIS Peggy West.

She may not know how many miles of border Arizona shares with Mexico, but I’ll bet you pesos to donuts that she knows where every Winchells is within a 100 miles of it. Peggy fits in nicely with the 2nd group of women featured in the video I just posted below, no?

Of course, what does it say about residents of Milwaukee that they elected…and then RE-elected this brainiac?

Peggy West was elected 12th District Supervisor in 2004 and, after being reelected in 2008, is serving her second term representing 50,000 residents on Milwaukee’s south side. She currently serves as 2nd Vice-Chair on the Milwaukee County Board of Supervisors. Supervisor West also has the unique distinction of being the first Latino/Hispanic American to be elected to the Milwaukee County Board.

Supervisor West grew up in Milwaukee and graduated with a degree in Human Services from the Milwaukee Area Technical College. Prior to her election to the Board, Supervisor West worked for 10 years in the human service field.

Is working in the “human service field” anything like working as a “community organizer”? I think we have a theme going here:

Today’s sexist male pig-dog post of the day

June 25th, 2010 at 10:20 pm by Nigel

Yeah…so what? I’m gonna objectify some women here.

(But really…wait until the 2nd half of the video…you gonna laugh):

Who’s your fave? I’m a Malkin guy myself, with Palin as a strong runner-up…

(H/T to a friend who sent this to me via e-mail)

Don’t Assume Public Officials Have a Clue

June 25th, 2010 at 12:06 pm by Preston Taylor Holmes

Most of you already know better, anyway, but here’s a reminder.

You heard that right. This elected official doesn’t know that Arizona shares a border with Mexico. I guarantee you, however, that she knows which snack machine houses her precious Chocodiles™.

So we’re being ruled by complete bedwetting morons. From the stammering nitwit-in-chief in the white house to this dim-O-crat “County Supervisor” in Wisconsin. Is it any wonder this country is spiraling down the crapper at NASCAR speeds?

The Pacman frog and other natural oddities

June 23rd, 2010 at 8:00 am by Cranky


The graceful Pacman frog


The slightly less well known Space Invader turtle


And who could forget the Frogger Armadillo?

As seen on my new camera-phone II

June 22nd, 2010 at 8:00 am by Cranky

My wife says they are a well known, local tree-removal service that no longer needs to state what they do.

(more…)

Israel vs. Iran betting pool

June 21st, 2010 at 9:09 pm by Cranky

Our friends at Snapped Shot are playing a little geopolitical game.

Israel is preparing to strike Iran’s nuclear facilities. What will Iran claim was hit? Will the Evil Zionists™ destroy another Baby Milk Factory? An Orphanage? Or much worse, an Iranian Center for Religious Tolerance?

Join the betting pool!

Be the first Zionist Entity on your block to win valuable prizes!

If The Dead Body Of Our Economy Was Buried In A Flag-Draped Coffin Would Liberals Publish Its Picture?

June 20th, 2010 at 10:25 pm by Brian

I’m reposting this comment in response to some of the sloped-forehead Stalinists that Rob graciously puts up with at SayAnything.  See if this makes sense regarding Mean Ole Meanies ™ (***psst*** Repigletcans) voting down extending Unemployment Benefits that last until after the next election:

First of all, this isn’t just Republicans who killed this bill. There are 100 votes in the Senate, and Democrats have 59 of them. Republicans couldn’t have blocked this without Democrat help.

Second, without this extension most unemployed would still get 26 weeks of benefits. That’s 6 1/2 months. More than half a year. Obama talks about making life harder for the unemployed, but at what point should we be expecting them to go back to work? Seems to me like 6 1/2 months is about time to get back into the job market.

He’s right, obviously.  What’s as important is the attempt to slap another multi-billion dollar band-aid on the economic self-mutilation that is Obamanomics.  It’s an admission that the Trillion dollar “stimulus” failed.

He bankrupted the country on purpose and he’s not even a year and 6 months in to his first term.  He threatens any business that’s not unionized.  He hates us.

But passing another Unemployment Bill?  Continuing unemployment pay, albeit until after November’s election (wink, wink), is a ploy to enable these spendaholics to keep the public from feeling the full impact of the intentionally bad decisions they’ve been making.

The commies always said that you could never understand the full impact of war unless you could see the flag-draped coffins of dead soldiers.  Until, those flag-draped coffins started coming home during a Democrat’s Failed Attempt At Cutting And Running War anyways.

Well, Americans need to see people getting thrown out in the street because Obamanomics has so thoroughly destroyed our country at it’s most vulnerable.

Fitch Ratings Ltd. forecasts that most borrowers who get lower mortgage payments under a federal government program will default within 12 months.

Among those with loans that aren’t backed by any federal agency, the redefault rate within a year is likely to be 65% to 75% under the Obama administration’s Home Affordable Modification Program, or HAMP, according to a report to be released Wednesday by Fitch, a New York-based credit-rating firm.

At the end of April, about 295,000 households were benefiting from long-term modifications under HAMP, which typically involves cutting the interest rate as low as 2%, according to the Treasury. Another 637,000 households were in trial modifications, under which they need to show they can make their new, lower payments consistently and provide documents proving they are eligible.

Because if you have no job and no money, it does not matter if your interest rate is 6% or 0%. You cannot service your debt.  295,000 plus 637,000 is 932,000 people in the HAMPer.  That is almost a million homes teetering.  Even the stupidest liberal should raise their scraping knuckles from the sidewalk long enough to scratch their head about the size of that exposure .

After all of the loan modifications, after all of the bank bailouts, after all of the stop gap, stuffing of jobless figures with Census Workers, hey Check Out Our Summery Recovery Tour window dressing, we are one foot in the grave.

The roadside bomb of Obamanomics killed the brave, young soldier of our economic recovery.  It is lying in state at every kitchen table in every foreclosed home and the hundreds of thousands in the HAMP hospice.  Barack Obama’s policies are to our nations workers what Jim Jones’ were to Guyana for this messianic, state-assisted suicide cult leader.

But this time, nobody wants to take the picture.  And we shouldn’t help you hide the body from the eyes of the public.

The Gulf Oil Spill Is All Your Fault

June 20th, 2010 at 8:15 pm by Brian

Thought you were going to get away with it, didn’t ya?  All driving around in your car, or riding your city bus, or eating groceries from a store where food is delivered in a refrigerated truck that runs on gas.  You smug assholes all “going to work” and “eating food”.  Make. Me. Sick.

The commission has yet to meet, yet some panel members had made their views known.

Environmental activist Frances Beinecke on May 27 blogged: “We can blame BP for the disaster and we should. We can blame lack of adequate government oversight for the disaster and we should. But in the end, we also must place the blame where it originated: America’s addiction to oil.” And on June 3, May 27, May 22, May 18, May 4, she called for bans on drilling offshore and the Arctic.

“Even as questions persist, there is one thing I know for certain: the Gulf oil spill isn’t just an accident. It’s the result of a failed energy policy,” Beinecke wrote on May 20.

Two other commissioners also have gone public to urge bans on drilling.

Gee, what solution do you think Obama’s crack commission is going to arrive at after these inexperienced ideologues stroke each other’s self-righteousness with a show trial investigation?  $9.00 a gallon gas here we come.

Obama argues that with the future of the planet at stake, the United States must now take the lead on global warming after years of denial under the administration of former president George W. Bush.

It’s for your own good so I hope you’ll understand when you’re standing in an unemployment line that you walked to get to.

The panel appointed by President Barack Obama to investigate the Gulf of Mexico oil spill is short on technical expertise but long on talking publicly about “America’s addiction to oil.” One member has blogged about it regularly.

Only one of the seven commissioners, the dean of Harvard’s engineering and applied sciences school, has a prominent engineering background — but it’s in optics and physics.

The five other commissioners are experts in policy and management.

That’s it.  For all the talk about “George Bush driving our economy into the ditch“, Obama’s fix is to slash the tires, steal the stereo, set it on fire and try to file an insurance claim against BP.  Courtesy of The Carjacker-In-Thief.

With no industry or investigative experience, nor freedom from major conflicts of interest, or impartiality given their recent public statements, a bunch of eggheads and envirowhacktards are going to pour sugar into our nation’s economic gas tank as we’re on the cusp of another credit crisis.  Note, I’m not saying double-dip recession because that implies that we ever rose out of the first one.

How is a panel made up of activists with axes to grind any more productive than having BP investigate itself and telling us the results?

This AP piece is an absolute slam.  Expect a phone call from the White House demanding a retraction for telling the truth without a license.

Jerry Taylor of the libertarian Cato Institute described the investigation as “an exercise in political theater where the findings are preordained by the people put on the commission.”

When the White House announced the commission, Interior Secretary Ken Salazar and others made compared it with the one that investigated the 1986 Challenger accident. This one, however, doesn’t have as many technical experts.

The 13-member board that looked into the first shuttle accident had seven engineering and aviation experts and three other scientists. The 2003 board that looked into the Columbia shuttle disaster also had more than half of the panel with expertise in engineering and aviation.

Iraj Ersahaghi, who heads the petroleum engineering program the University of Southern California, reviewed the names of oil spill commissioners and asked, “What do they know about petroleum?”

They know they don’t like it and don’t want anyone using it.  That’s why they were picked and why everyone who still has a job left (for the moment) is screwed.

But we can still give $10B in US taxpayer money to George Soros for offshore drilling in Brazil can’t we?

We’re going to take the lead in cutting global warming by paying the Brazilian mullahs to Drill, Baby Drill and wasting six months for a show trial where the judges have already told you the conclusion they arrived at prior to the Deepwater Horizon accident ever happening.

Next up, Rape Victims:  Why Do They Always Dress So Sexy?

Happy Harry Has Two Fathers Day

June 20th, 2010 at 6:00 pm by Brian

Can you just give it a rest for once?

The White House

Office of the Press Secretary

For Immediate Release
June 18, 2010

Presidential Proclamation–Father’s Day

FATHER’S DAY, 2010

BY THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

A PROCLAMATION

Nurturing families come in many forms, and children may be raised by a father and mother, a single father, two fathers, a step father, a grandfather, or caring guardian.

Maybe I’m misinterpreting him pandering to gays when he’s just talking about what a ready made third world whore his mother was to get back at her one daddy because he named her Stanley, who then spawned all of his abandonment issues and need to be loved by strangers.

Every holiday isn’t a perfect opportunity for you to pimp your identity politics.  But tell your “Uncle” Frank we said “Hi” anyway.

A Little Geek Humor

June 20th, 2010 at 11:36 am by Cranky

For you programmers. Here is the code that runs whenever a customer service rep at Citibank tells you that your rate went up “automatically”. Because as we all know, people had nothing to do with it when your rate jumped 15% due to a payment being one day late.

const decimal PREFERRED_RATE = .2999; //.1299;
const decimal STANDARD_RATE = .2999; //.1699;
const decimal POUND_CUSTOMER_IN_TUSH_RATE = .2999 //.2199;

private void processPayment(Customer cust, Payment payment)
{

   if(cust.paymentDate >= payment.dueDate.AddSeconds(30))
   {
      //if(cust.noOfLatePayments > 3)
      //{
          //if(cust.rate == PREFERRED_RATE)
          //{
          //  cust.setNewRate(STANDARD_RATE);
          //}
          //else
          //{
              cust.setNewRate(POUND_CUSTOMER_IN_TUSH_RATE);   
          //}
      //}
   }
}

Why Has The Federal Government Declared War On The States?

June 18th, 2010 at 8:58 am by Preston Taylor Holmes

If you’ve ever wondered what it might be like to live under a President Chavez, you’re getting a good first hand look.

As most of us already knew, the Obama administration has nothing but disdain for the average American bitter clinger. As if the freedom-robbing healthcare bill wasn’t enough, the thug-in-chief is now suing Arizona and halting the collection of oil in the gulf.

I’m surprised that Arizona Gov. Jan Brewer was “surprised” to learn that the Feds were coming after Arizona for attempting to enforce Federal law already on the books. From her own press release…

“This is no way to treat the people of Arizona,” said Governor Brewer. “To learn of this lawsuit through an Ecuadorean interview with the Secretary of State is just outrageous. If our own government intends to sue our state to prevent illegal immigration enforcement, the least it can do is inform us before it informs the citizens of another nation.”

Governor Brewer said, “I just visited with the President in the Oval Office about our differences over immigration policy, and the one firm understanding we had was that within two weeks he would provide details of his commitment to deploy National Guard troops to the border. While I am grateful that
communications have taken place about a possible visit by Administration staff before the end of the month, there is not yet a confirmed date. More importantly, no information about additional troop and border security enhancements has been provided by the Obama Administration to the citizens of Arizona.”

Her first mistake was meeting with the liar-in-chief. Her second mistake was believing a word he said. At least she’s fighting back, to some degree.

LA Governor Bobby Jindal is fighting back as well, but it may be too late.

“These barges work. You’ve seen them work. You’ve seen them suck oil out of the water,” said Jindal.

So why stop now?

“The Coast Guard came and shut them down,” Jindal said. “You got men on the barges in the oil, and they have been told by the Coast Guard, ‘Cease and desist. Stop sucking up that oil.’”

A Coast Guard representative told ABC News today that it shares the same goal as the governor.

“We are all in this together. The enemy is the oil,” said Coast Guard Lt. Cmdr. Dan Lauer.

But the Coast Guard ordered the stoppage because of reasons that Jindal found frustrating. The Coast Guard needed to confirm that there were fire extinguishers and life vests on board, and then it had trouble contacting the people who built the barges.

The governor said he didn’t have the authority to overrule the Coast Guard’s decision, though he said he tried to reach the White House to raise his concerns.

“They promised us they were going to get it done as quickly as possible,” he said. But “every time you talk to someone different at the Coast Guard, you get a different answer.”

When you here President Zero and the rest of the Federal bureaucrats say that they’re doing everything they can, just know that they’re doing everything they can to destroy the country.

Heckuva job, Brownie.

Enough of the Government Unions

June 16th, 2010 at 10:52 pm by Cranky

The paragraph of the week (month? year?) from Neil Boortz:

The unions – the goons running the show and the people who buy into it – can no longer claim victimhood, upset that they are being demonized by the public at large. That isn’t going to fly because the people of this country know full well that these unions brought it on themselves. THEY are the ones who demanded pay that in no way reflected their value or any increase in their work product. THEY are the ones who demanded unrealistic pension plans, allowing members to retire at absurdly young ages with set payouts and benefits for life. THE GOONIONS are the ones who used their political power to make sure that the people in office knew that the unions put them there.

The facts are there to back this up:

Here are just a few examples from California, where government union contracts have the state on the verge of a Greece-like meltdown. California (Or Mexifornia, if you will) — a state where government pension costs have increased by an amazing 2,000% over the past decade. This is from Daniel Borenstein at the Contra Costa Times:

* A retired Northern California fire chief whose $185,000 salary morphed into a $241,000 annual pension

* A county administrator whose $240,000 starting pension was 98 percent of final salary

* A sanitary district manager who qualified for a $217,000 pension on a salary of $234,000.

When the cash is flowing freely, this kind of stuff is easily overlooked. But in financially tough times, it is completely unacceptable.

The union’s appetite for goodies never seems to be satisfied and elected officials will never declare that what they have is sufficient. Not as long as your taxes buys them constituents. In a sane world, government workers should receive no more than the private sector workers that pay them. Where is the common sense that says you’re health benefits should match the prevailing standard; that you should contribute 20-30% into that plan? Or that you can retire at 65?

(s/t Director Blue)

Al Gore Presents: The Erotic Recycler

June 15th, 2010 at 5:03 pm by Brian

Chapter 1:  Larry David’s Sloppy Seconds, or, You Gonna Eat That?

In the June 28 issue of Star, on sale Wednesday, we report that Al and Tipper’s breakup didn’t come as much of a surprise to one Hollywood player — Laurie David. Star has learned that Al has been having an affair with Laurie, who divorced Seinfeld creator and Curb Your Enthusiasm star Larry David in 2007 amidst reports she was cheating with the caretaker of their Martha’s Vineyard summer home.

What is with these top Democrats blaming all of their affairs on the help?  Edwards made one of his lackeys the fall guy when he got tired of cancer stories, David blames his Martha’s Vineyard caretaker for mowing his wife’s neglected lawn.  You’ve got to keep that stuff up to Code.

When you apply to work for a Democrat do you have to check off on the “Agree To Have Your Reputation Run Through The Mud” box when they risk public embarrassment over being hypocritical degenerates?

“Al and Laurie went from friends to lovers,” an insider tells Star. “It couldn’t be avoided.”

Not unlike dealing with Global Warming.   But these things will happen.  Friends become lovers, lovers become friends which makes it all so damned romantic.  It’s not just because we run in the same circles and are sexually blessed by geographical proximity. We have so much in common.  One’s a preaching harpy who drove their spouse crazy, the other is a preaching harpy whose spouse was already crazy.

Mutual Likes: Long, sensual private jet charters to climate change conferences.

Dislikes: Traveling coach, the “little people”, wedding vows.

Together, their white hot passion is measured in Scoville units, klonopin, and a carbon mattressprint that tramp-stamped the planet’s blushing tectonic plating.

In true Love Story fashion, we should have known Prince Albert was the inspiration behind Laurie David’s delightfully named HBO Documentary “Too Hot Not To Handle“.

Show Me Your O! Face: I must have you inside me.

And after all, it couldn’t be avoided!  Like kicking the threat of greenhouse gases down the road for the next generation, if we don’t do something about this marriage in five years we won’t be attractive enough to find anyone else.

GORE DEMANDS:  Stop censoring news about the gulf! Start censoring news about my high profile adultery.  You know, like you have for the last several years.

/Our work is that important!

Like any person concerned with someone *69ing their long distance booty call, David denies it – kind of:

Laurie David told the Huffington Post on Tuesday that a tabloid report that she is having an affair with Al Gore is an absolute lie.

Do we need to parse “is having an affair” with “had an affair”?  These were Clintonistas.

From the Huffinglue Post’s comments:

they’re not having an affair? I would have believed this story if it had come from the national enquirer.

Good point.  And if I’d read this denial in some place other than the Huffington Post, I would have believed it.

We’re Not Worthy!

June 15th, 2010 at 9:19 am by Preston Taylor Holmes

Seriously, we’re not worthy. Worthy of questioning (or even glancing at) the political elites, that is. Case study: a video you’ve most likely already seen, starring North Carolina Dim-O-Crack Rep Bob Etheridge. (It is unknown if there is any relation to lesbian crooner Melissa Etheridge, but we’ll look into that…)

“Who are you?”, the good-for-nothing bastard asks repeatedly. I’m not even going to get all wee-wee’d up about the physical assault portion of the conversation. I’ve seen where several people said the kid should have knocked the jackass out for assaulting him, but I think restraint was the proper course of action. If the kid had given the douchebag what he deserved, he would have been thrown under the jail by the full force of the Federal gubmint.

This is a good lesson when dealing with leftists of all stripes – bring multiple video cameras and give them enough rope to hang themselves, just like this S.O.B. did.

This video is a perfect reminder of the society that our Federal government has created. And don’t be fooled – it is both parties. The elitists in government have been working diligently for years to destroy the middle class and construct a Soviet-style society of political (and financial) haves and have-nots. This is the ultimate goal of the socialist left, but the GOP has shown that they’re only too happy to go along with it, as it benefits them as well.

So whether it’s Bob Etheridge, Lamar Alexander, John McCain, John Edwards, Snarlen Specter, Orrin Hatch, Barbara Boxer, Barry Obama, Hitlery Clinton, Elizabeth Dole – these are your betters, and they look at you, the middle-class voter, as an obstacle to their ultimate goals of increased Federal power.

The individual is the enemy of the statist. Both parties are infected with the disease of statism. This is why we must support the Sharron Angles, Marco Rubios, J.D. Hayworths and other true conservatives. The future of this country depends on destroying the elitists and removing their power.

Is Stacy “back”?

June 11th, 2010 at 1:23 pm by Nigel

Buffet friend Stacy of “Still Stacy” revisited her dormant blog to drop a bomb on racial opportunist Tavis Smiley:

Like I said before, I’m so tired of Christians strapping on a vest made out of C-4 and walking into pizzerias. That insanity must stop.

TAVIS SMILEY, SLOWLY MAKING HIMSELF IRRELEVANT WITH EACH WORD UTTERED.

Go here to see what woke Stacy up.

Hey Sis (and I mean that as in my “sister in snark”), we miss you.

As seen on my new camera phone

June 10th, 2010 at 8:28 pm by Cranky

This sign and others like it have been popping up on the highway near my house. It is related to the folks behind the Truther movie, Loose Change.

I just did a little research and I feel yucky giving this loose nut free play, but the sign at the end of my street did grab my attention. Anyone know anything else about “InfoWars”?

Added bonus!
Also captured on the camphone.

Say, anybody know the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche?

Kicking Ass with Barry

June 10th, 2010 at 11:51 am by Nigel

This is really Yiddish Steel’s post…stole it from his facebook page:

But this question is mine…has Barry returned any of that $77K he received from BP and its employees back in ’08?

Just askin’…

Every Time A US Border Agent Shoots An Illegal Gets His Wings

June 9th, 2010 at 7:55 pm by Brian

“Brave US Border Agents Defends Country From Violent Illegal Alien Thugs”

That’s what the headline should say.  But it doesn’t as you may imagine:

FBI: Mexicans chased away US agents after shooting

Kinda makes you swell with pride, doesn’t it?  Mexican federales so close to our border protecting violent “migrants” rights to illegally invade our country.

CIUDAD JUAREZ, Mexico – Pointing their rifles, Mexican security forces chased away U.S. authorities investigating the shooting of a 15-year-old Mexican by a U.S. Border Patrol agent on the banks of the Rio Grande, the FBI and witnesses told The Associated Press on Wednesday.

Naturally, in the guilty-until-proven-innocent Messican media and courts (who am I kidding?) the guilty-until-proven-guilty-regardless-of-the-evidence Messican Corruptocracy, the US Border agent who shot an individual who was part of a melee surrounding him and pelting him with stones while he tried to subdue an invader has already been determined to be an out of control racist high from an all nighter of smoking Arizona’s new anti-illegals law.

Mexican news media were filled with images of the 15-year-old’s bloody body and his grieving relatives. One tabloid ran a large photograph on its cover, with the banner headline “Grindaderas,” salty slang that roughly translates as “things Americans do.”

Mexican President Felipe Calderon pledged to “use all resources available to protect the rights of Mexican migrants,” and his foreign secretary, Patricia Espinosa, said Mexico wasn’t taking the Americans’ word that the Border Patrol agent had been defending himself from rock-throwers when he opened fire.

Chihuahua state Gov. Jose Reyes Baeza blamed the two killings on racism fueled by Arizona’s law.

“We believe that this killing, the second in recent days in the border between the two countries, is due to xenophobia and racism, derived from the approval of Arizona’s anti-immigration law,” Reyes said.

Sounds like somebody’s getting to take a permanent siesta under that great big sombrero in the sky.  Or not. After all, last I heard, Heaven still had a gate to keep illegals from jumping in too with Saint Peter checking the immigration status.

Of course, using current commie logic, Saint Peter should just let the pearly gates swing wide because the Messicans will just build a ladder one foot taller and start leeching off God’s eternal affordable housing.

It’s only a matter of time before Obama throws the border agent under the bus and stands in solidarity with the Mexican federal officers aiming their weapons at our guards defending our country from the diseased, human sex trafficking, drug cartel felons yearning to vote for him and pick up their welfare check.

In closing, there is video and when it does come out the Messicans will deny, deny, deny their lying eyes.

UPDATE: The Messican side of the story.  It’s grainy, shaky and hard to get an idea of the full picture considering that we are dealing with a matter of feet in terms of where our border begins and their’s does.  At the beginning they are all on our side.  The one who was shot runs over to the Mexican side and starts throwing rocks while another, who is mainly hidden from the video and still on the U.S. side and judging by the comments of the spectators throwing rocks as well.  Judge for yourself.

One border agent alone while several border jumpers are assaulting him as he is in the process of arresting one of them while a throng of onlookers enjoy the show.  Until the shooting starts.

For the 4th of July, let’s all head to the border and start throwing rocks at their agents and see if Calderon cheers us on.

Why is Keanu Sad?

June 8th, 2010 at 9:34 pm by Cranky

The latest internet meme going around has everyone Photoshopping this pic of a despondent Keanu captured by a paparazzi.

How could anyone pass this opportunity up? Here he is, all sad about the Jews not getting the hell out of Palestine.

More Keanu goodness from our friends at SnappedShot and Are We Lumberjacks?


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B-Mac with my terrible MS Paint imagery.  Like, the Gulf Coast isn’t everybody’s First Priority ™.  Whoa.

Christmas at Ground Zero

June 7th, 2010 at 7:27 am by Cranky

Well, more like Ramadan since New York’s progressives decided the best way to remember 9/11 is to allow a mosque to be built on the site of their greatest victory against the Great Satan.

Check out this excellent People’s Cube photo essay of the No Mosque at Ground Zero protests.

More thoughts from our friends at the Cube:

The Left has worked overtime to change the meaning of American tolerance to denote “welcome your own destruction,” and the meaning of equal rights for minorities to denote “appease violent subversive groups.”

Let’s face it, at the bottom of all this liberalism is a common cause with Islamic radicalism. Both groups, to a varying degree, are at war with their perception of mainstream America.

What are the first things liberals do when America is attacked? Well, if it’s a TV news person or politician they preemptively tell us, the Great Unwashed, how bigoted we are for the backlash that never comes. Second, they go nuts looking for root causes which somehow always points back to the aforementioned Great Unwashed; oppressive foreign policy, military bases in Qatar, warmongering presidents like Obam- oops!

So it shouldn’t really come as a surprise that these New Yorkers are urinating on themselves for an opportunity to poke us all in the eye by supporting the mosque at Ground Zero

Fighting Terrorism One Toke At A Time

June 5th, 2010 at 11:05 am by Brian

For all the talk about weening our dependence on foreign oil, it’s about time we had someone choked off our dependence off from foreign drugs.  Take that, al Qaeda:

A man busted for growing marijuana in Trousdale County said he was helping the country fight terrorism.

the man told him he had seen former President George W. Bush once say that people who buy drugs off the street were supporting terrorism, so he decided to grow his own.

So long, Afghan Kush.  Unleash America’s agricultural might and subdue our enemies at the same time with strategic strikes of blu-ray players, boxed sets of That 70′s Show and then when their knees are wobbly and their basement couches are broken in,  carpetbomb them with Reese’s Peanut Butter cups.

U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!  We might not be able to put a man on the moon (now anyways), plug an oil leak or balance a check book but dammit if we can’t grow a weed, with 10% unemployment and when nobody can make a dollar or a cent, then we might as well throw the towel in.

Won’t You Please Help?

June 4th, 2010 at 9:02 am by Preston Taylor Holmes

We aren’t the world. We aren’t the childrens.

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