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STOP THE PRESSES: Softcore Gay Fiction Author Quits Pretending To Be A Christian

July 31st, 2010 at 8:03 am by Brian

Nathaniel Hawthorne surrenders:

And the Lord sayeth, “A vampire man shall don his shorty robe and layeth in the same coffin as another vampire man and it is ass-spankingly Good.”  After all, the 11th Commandment was “if it feels good do it”.

I don’t know why people ignored that one for so many centuries.  It was right there all along, people.


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One Response to “STOP THE PRESSES: Softcore Gay Fiction Author Quits Pretending To Be A Christian”

  1. Don Bodell Says:
    August 4th, 2010 at 6:21 pm

    Because Count Dracula was just not gay. He didn’t act gay. He was a predator of females. He left the blood sucking of men to his vampiresses. There was never a BenDover bone extending from Dracula’s body. And, given the historical character, Dragul the Impaler, no wonder.

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