Moops win!

Reconquering Spain 100 yards of beach at a time:

Michelle Obama today faced a fresh wave of attacks over her lavish break in Spain with 40 friends, which could easily cost U.S. taxpayers a staggering £50,000 a day.

What’s a girl to do?  Her husband’s economic policies have already placed a moratorium on families being able to afford vacations in the US.  Besides, that Chevy Volt wouldn’t even get you out of the county.

The First Lady has been lambasted for her extravagance at a time when the economy is still struggling. One blogger went so far as to brand her a modern-day Marie Antoinette.

And her critics will be further annoyed when they learn that the president’s wife had a Spanish beach closed off today so that she, her daughter and their entourage could go for a swim.

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Police used palm trees and police tape to mark off the boundaries of a 100-yard expanse for the American delegation. On either side, onlookers gawked – and police occasionally stopped and searched sun lovers if they strayed too close to the private party.

Papers, please!  Of course, onlookers gawk.  That’s what they do.

But 100 yards of beach, the length of a football field, to get your knees wet?  Aside from the hypocrisy of telling everyone to tighten their belts as Mrs. Peron goes on yet another all-inclusive 5-star vacation, we know why so much of that beach is closed don’t we?

We can’t let those nasty photogs glimpse the Hottentot Venus in between lecturing the country that she’s not really proud of about how fat they are.

Whaddaya say, toots?   If we saw that our tax money had stretchmarks like your ass we wouldn’t be having this conversation.

To the Victory Garden Sea Bass Tartare followed by a main course of lobster with seaweed risotto!

/Because she’s a Private Citizen ™!

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