Remember two years ago when Glenn Beck was warning us all that the US was monetizing its debt…:

…but then Ben Bernanke told us all, “Glenn Beck is full of shit, we aren’t and will not monetize our debt, as our Messiah Barack Obama is my witness”?

(OK, he said SOMETHING like that anyway.)

Well…check this bar graph out.

The analysis? We’re screwed:

OK, in plain English, the Fed is essentially monetizing it’s own debt – in other words, purchasing debt with debt. Parenthetically, I am sure this is the point where the Fed would want me to say that it shouldn’t be considered a complete monetization of debt on account the Fed is supposedly using proceeds from mortgage backed securities it purchased through QE 1, in order to fund the purchase of QE 2 i.e. the $600 Billion in treasuries from retail banks. Damn . . . that was a long parenthetical statement. But it is an important one. This is how the Fed sleeps at night, thinking that they are using capitalized “profits” to fund the purchase of its own debt. To be fair, I would say this ostensibly makes sense however, I ain’t much into the ostensible as much as the practical . . . and well, the “ostensible” version smells like something is rotten in the State of Denmark, if I may borrow a paraphrased line from Hamlet.

But just remember if gas goes to $6 a gallon, it’s Sarah Palin’s fault.

It’s a shame that Bill Whittle is just too damn smart to run for President. Whittle would eat Obama’s cheeseburger lunch in a debate:

Is there any serious doubt that this fool and his sperm-aged teleprompter inseminators are a bunch of commie worshipping shitheels?  All of the great things this country has given to the world and the shining example of progress he notes is a historical embarrassment and propaganda coup for our sworn enemies.

It’s like the Chinese pianist playing the anti-American tune at the White House.  If we’re too stupid to know we’re being insulted then it’s not an insult.

What’s next, Michelle My Belle congratulating the Ukrainian famine as an anti-obesity campaign triumph?  No cupcakes for Kulaks.  Kind of catchy!  Like pneumonia.

The light at the end of the tunnel is Amtrak 2.0.  Simply brilliant.

After all the Nazi accusations by his people, the last thing I want to do is board a train while Obama’s still President.   Or visit an oven factory to see my stimulus dollars at work.

/Sputnik!

Considering his campaign promises, perhaps a brevity of words would have more impact.

Update: Wild Thing at Theodore’s World feels the same way. A terrific blog…give it a read.

I’m a little surprised no one has posted this yet. Via Darleen.

Chow down or else.

Well…some have said anyway. I can’t actually verify that, but SOME have said.:

The name of Jose Lambiat, the Palm Beach Post’s resident idiot who’s been exploiting U.S. Rep. Gabrielle Giffords’ Jan. 8 shooting for cheap website hits, may sound familiar to Palm Beach drug dealers and hookers.

That’s because Lambiat’s mom and pop, sisters and brothers have all been squatting in a foreclosed and abandoned $5 million house in Palm Beach SOME HAVE SAID.

And while Jose is leeching off the shooting of the moderate Democratic congresswoman, some are saying Jose’s parents (not named here because they are likely illegal aliens, though we can’t verify that) have been using the proceeds from selling drugs and pimping Jose’s sister out to rich Democratic operatives to support Democratic candidates— including Dem Party goofball Alvin Greene!

Ironically: Among their favorites are some of the very idiots whose controversial rhetoric and campaigns are said to provide a fertile ground for dumbasses who believe the Tea Party is responsible for the likes of Jared Loughner, who allegedly injured Giffords and killed six others in Tucson.

Again, Six Meat Buffet cannot confirm any of the above, only that we’ve been hearing this. OK, nobody else at this site has heard this stuff, only me. Because it’s been said that Lambiat is (read the comments here):

an idiot

a liar and hypocrite

digging for crap

neither skilled nor professional

the product of a profoundly disturbed mind (OK, that was actually in reference to Loughner, but it applies to Lambiat as well)

scraping the bottom of the septic tank

author of the most pathetic dribble ever read

Using liberal logic without any actual evidence, I simply connected the dots. See how easy that was?

Wondering if the Palm Beach Post has any job openings…

Move over, Andrea Yates and Holly Ashcraft, the left has a new hero. It may be early in 2011, but it’s safe to say that Dr. Kermit Gosnell is the front-runner for NARAL’s Reproductive Rights Superstar of the Year.

That last woman was just a late-late-late-late-late term abortion, so pay that no mind.

“Doctor” Gosnell represents a kind of evil that is very difficult to comprehend, yet, at its core, is shared by so many. As a doctor (obviously very well versed in the right to choose), surely he knew that the loving left has magically discovered in the Constitution the right to partially deliver the baby, then use the scissors, making it all “safe, legal and rare,” right?

Margaret Sanger is looking up and smiling at the good doctor, so proud that he is willing to continue the important genocidal work that she began so many years ago. I thought these were the kind of back-alley, coat-hanger clinics that would only exist after abortion was outlawed? This is all so confusing – and sickening.

It was a butcher shop, not a medical clinic, but protecting the rights of women is dirty work and somebody has to do it.

If you have a strong stomach and want a window into what evil looks like, read the whole thing. Whether you do or you don’t, pray for this sick, soulless country.

Here we go again.  Apprise Miss Cleo and Dionne Warwick of a situation.  The JournoList Psychic Friends Network, fresh off a humiliating tarot card reading of the Arizona shooting – where they almost had to give everybody their money back – has decided to don their gypsy wigs and crystal balls one more time to libel people on the right again.  They won’t be able to help themselves:

A backpack found along the route of the Martin Luther King Jr. march in Spokane contained a bomb “capable of inflicting multiple casualties,” the FBI said Tuesday, describing the case as “domestic terrorism.”

The FBI said the Swiss Army-brand backpack was found about 9:25 a.m. PST on Monday on a bench at the northeast corner of North Washington Street and West Main Avenue in downtown Spokane.

Spokane Washington Nazis.  If there’s one thing I hate – it’s Spokane Washington Nazis.

In an interview on msnbc cable’s “The Rachel Maddow Show,” Spokesman-Review reporter Thomas Clouse said confidential sources told him that the device was equipped with a remote control detonator and contained shrapnel.

Rachel Maddow?  Huh???  This “reporter” got routed to the bottom of the barrel awfully quick.

The FBI has not established an official motive, but Harrill told NBC News “the timing and placement of the backpack (along the march route) is inescapable.”

“At that point, it falls directly in the realm and sphere of domestic terrorism,” Harrill told the Associated Press. “Clearly, there was some political or social agenda here.”

On that, we’re agreed.  There’s a political agenda at play and I’d wager that you’d see a mannish looking older lad with a pageboy haircut and an MSNBC microphone sprinting from the scene.

Perhaps  the holy spirit of Martin Luther King, Jr. will be roused from that eternally subsidized mansion in the sky to shame those murderous Tea Partiers bent on ruining the most solemn occasion of the year.  That is what you go to Maddow for, isn’t it?

That fits Teh Narrative(tm) so well all that’s missing is Katie Couric and the SPLC deciding whether it’s the effort to repeal Obamacare or Sarah Palin hosting Kate Plus Eight that set off the barrels full of T-N-T those teabaggers are sitting on.

Are they really going to roll the dice again so soon?  Believe it.

Like, you’d have to be a hep, ten-speed ridin’, ponytail swishing, jazz loving schizopottamus not to make that obvious connection, man.

Paul Krugman and the boilerplate claptrap:

Rebuttal:

This truth is so obvious that you’d need a four-year degree from U. C. Berkeley to adequately delude yourself.

Of course NOW libs want us to talk nice…and Surber ain’t having any of it:

Once in power, liberals were the opposite of gracious.

For two years now, I have been called ignorant, racist, angry and violent by the left. The very foul-mouthed protesters of Bush dare to now label my words as “hate speech.”

Last week, the left quickly blamed the right for the national tragedy of a shooting spree by a madman who never watched Fox News, never listened to Rush Limbaugh and likely did not know who Sarah Palin is.

Fortunately, the American public rejected out of hand that idiotic notion that the right was responsible.

Rather than apologize, the left wants to change the tone of the political debate.

The left suddenly wants civil discourse.

Bite me.

The left wants to play games of semantics.

Bite me.

The left wants us to be civil — after being so uncivil for a decade.

Bite me.

Want a reminder of how the left has acted for the last 10 years? Go here.

And here.

And here.

Make sure you read all of Surber’s column.

In a post both unintentionally hilarious and unironically titled “Blindspot”,  a crestfallen Bolshevik laments as to “why there aren’t more full bore socialist bloggers”.  It’s hilarious on several fronts – aside from the supply and demand one that they generally never care much for on any level.

The End of the Left Spectrum just doesn’t have a voice it seems and a slew of big name blogcommies join in to explain why.

No one seems to have tripped over the answer so I’ll provide the Cliff’s Notes:

The national and alt-media subsidizes The Socialist in positions from editor, internet blogger, to research assistant, to columnist, announcer, coffee gaffer, etc.  McCarthyite Blacklists have nothing on the traditional print and television media in the United States from hiring people on the Right.

The media in the U.S. has institutionalized Leftism.  It’s our Rendellian Early Warning System. They’ve generously placed a yoke on their subhuman strength to harness their Stalinist aspirations for some useful (idiot) purpose.  Every year, new Victor Navasky J-School grads till a barren field salted by their previous year’s failures for a wine, cheese and underage male escort stipend.  When they “blog” it’s called “news reporting”.

The Rightwing Pegasus, however, can’t be broken so it still roams the prairie free.

Look no further than the Climategate e-mails from last year.  It was religious blasphemy to even mention the story of purloined e-mails showing Global Warming as a complete and utter fraud in a prelude to one of the more brutal winters on record.  We had to go to Britain to find the story because of the self-imposed blackout in the U.S.

BONUS QUESTION FROM THE COMMENTS:  “But what about Krugman?”

Good question.  Unlike his fellow socialists, Krugman is so uniquely and yet hurriedly wrong about everything that “the unit of measure for how wrong someone is” should be measured in Metric Krugmans.

Public Editor Watch: The NYT Public Editor comments on it’s atrocious AZ Shooter coverage and the name Krugman is nowhere to be found.  Why were they so bad?  Like the AZ shooter, it’s everybody else’s fault but their own.  It’s the Internets fault.  It’s “time’s” fault.  You know, those things beyond the control of an editor.

/Because of 1440/7!

If Ed Rendell stumbles on the answer, I’m not sure it was a valid question:

During a “Face the Nation” appearance, Rendell called for an “early detection system” designed to keep mentally unstable individuals from buying guns.

Why stop with guns?  Should these same mental defects be allowed to vote either?  You can do a lot more damage with the latter.

What about having kids?  Operating a motor vehicle?  As long as we’re putting a permanent child safety lock on one of the Amendments to the Constitution, what stops us from slapping one on any of the others or our “privileges”?

Dangerous is dangerous after all.

Taking that into consideration, I thought I’d share my early warning system with Homeland Security as it’s foolproof and is available for the low, low price of a pair of eyeballs.

I share Sesame Street’s youtube videos with little Nigel Jr.

Here’s a reminder to make sure to watch Sesame Street WITH your kids…don’t just plop them down in front of the TV:

Didja catch that? Subtle, ain’t it?

And if you didn’t, go to the comments section on youtube…though I really wish some conservatives would “tone down the rhetoric”. And I wish some liberals wouldn’t use the “F” word to comment on videos children might be watching (of course they can’t help themselves).

How about, “Eat Shit you race-baiting, grievance-mongers”?:

Aww…leave it to the NAACP (an organization that has been trying to find relevance since the civil rights movement ended about 35 years ago) to whine, bitch, moan…and invoke the Arizona shootings:

Dan Demeritt, LePage’s spokesman, had said the Republican governor was unable to attend an NAACP dinner honoring King in Portland on Sunday because of personal commitments and an NAACP breakfast in Orono on Monday because he plans to attend the funeral for a former state trooper.

But leaders of the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People pointed out in a news reports published Friday that LePage had declined numerous invitations from the organization.

Rachel Talbot Ross, state director of the NAACP, told the Portland Press Herald she was concerned “we’re not welcome and we’re not part of the Maine” LePage is preparing to lead.

Within hours of LePage’s comments, the national president and CEO of the NAACP, Benjamin Todd Jealous, issued a strongly worded response.

“Gov. LePage’s decision to inflame racial tension on the eve of the King holiday denigrates his office,” said Jealous, whose father is from Maine. “His words are a reminder of the worst aspects of Maine’s history and out of touch with our nation’s deep yearning for increased civility and racial healing.”

Similarly, Robert Talbot, a board member of the Greater Bangor NAACP was not amused by LePage’s comments on Friday.

Talbot said he found it ironic that the governor would say such things at a time when so many people nationally are talking a “return to civility” in political discourse following the shooting of Arizona Rep. Gabrielle Giffords.

“The NAACP was reaching out to him as we have all of the other governors,” Talbot said Friday afternoon. “We need more civility. He needs to understand that although Maine is the whitest state in the country, it is made up of a lot of different people and he is the governor of all of the people … and he needs to act that way.”

“Kiss my butt” inflames racial tensions? In MAINE?

Uh…who’s inflaming racial tensions here?

You know if the NAACP really wanted attention this bad, couldn’t they just recreate that famous “March on Bangor“?

After listening to this, I think Glenn Beck gives her entirely too much credit for her influence on today’s progressives:

Can anyone understand a damn thing this old broad is saying? Note…she doesn’t have any “data” or evidence to back up her ramblings…

Oh…except about that redistributive thing and the stimulus package. She got that right.

Maybe she’s confused with the words “stimulus” and “package”…

That gosh-darn Sarah Palin is at it again…:

Wait…didn’t see Sarah in that video at all. That was AJ Duffy…head of the LA Teachers Union.

But that isn’t “violent rhetoric” or “vitriol”.

Anyway…odds of actually getting school choice in California?

Yeah, right.

Does this fall under hope or change? I have trouble with categorizationary.

We’ve fallen a long way from G.L.O.W., people.

What did I find in my mailbox today, but a subscription form from the NYT. Don’t they know I’ll just waste their postage and behave like a juvenile?

Take a peek, but not while you’re eating:

This fits in perfectly with the Left’s Death Culture. These people are truly sick in every possible definition of the word.

Looking at Bill Whittle’s scorecard, not so good:

The louder he yells, the closer the truth catches up to him:

The sheriff has been editorializing and politicizing the event since he took the podium to report on the incident. His blaming of radio personalities and bloggers is a pre-emptive strike because Mr. Dupnik knows this tragedy lays at his feet and his office. Six people died on his watch and he could have prevented it. He needs to step up and start apologizing to the families of the victims instead of spinning this event to serve his own political agenda.

You mean to tell me that Officer Unfriendly had contact with the assailant before he assailed?  This is too good to check.

Jared Loughner has been making death threats by phone to many people in Pima County including staff of Pima Community College, radio personalities and local bloggers. When Pima County Sheriff’s Office was informed, his deputies assured the victims that he was being well managed by the mental health system.

So Sarah Palin and Rush Limbaugh weren’t sending him mind-altering signals telling him to “kill, kill” through the fillings in his teeth when Loughner was threatening the good people of Pima Community College radio AM 1330?

Every victim of his threats previously must also be wondering if this tragedy could have been prevented if they had been more aggressive in pursuing charges against Mr. Loughner. Perhaps with a felony conviction he would never have been able to lawfully by the Glock 9mm Model 19 that he used to strike down the lives of six people and decimate 14 more.

If this is true, I’m just saying if this is true, Sheriff Surly McSlander needs to take out his service revolver and apply some eliminationist rhetoric to himself.

Make no mistake – no one should try to harm this lazy cop.  He’s the one who has to live with himself, or not.

But if it were me and it was my job to protect the county but I was too incompetent to do my job and it resulted in half a dozen dead, another dozen or so injured AND I went out to the cameras for two days to blame other people – I think I’d have the decency to take a big swig of shotgun mouthwash rather than the hearings that are sure to come.

How did this guy get along without a criminal record for so long, chump?

Well…let’s get this out of the way. If you ask a liberal, the one person who is NOT responsible is Jared Loughner.:

Maybe in the days to come conservatives will listen to Pima County Sheriff Clarence Dupnik, who denounced “the vitriol that comes out of certain mouths about the government” at a Saturday night press conference.

Yes. It’s “vitriol” that caused the massacre. I am not yet ready to blame Sarah Palin, even though it is evident that ONLY CONSERVATIVES NEED TO LISTEN to Sheriff Dipshit…er…Dupnik.

I could suppose we could blame THIS guy…but no, we can’t blame him. He’s black. Oh…and he’s liberal, so what he said isn’t “vitriol”.

But I agree…we can’t hold a crazy man accountable for his actions. We have to find the SOURCE of his angst and address THAT. Who is the voice behind the hate…behind the VITRIOL?

Well, considering that Loughner’s lunatic obsession with Congresswoman Giffords began before anyone knew who Sarah Palin was that SHOULD let her off the hook, right?

So who’s really to blame?

Well…how about someone who clearly “clings to his guns”?

Who has the ability to reach young minds like Loughner’s and mold them into violence?

Who spews violent rhetoric inciting to “KILL!”? Who clearly doesn’t possess the liberal mental capabilities to settle his disputes peaceably?

Someone who has been at this game for an awfully long time.

Look no further.

...we say:

Thanks Uncle Jimbo…

And SCREW YOU Raul Grijalva, you mouth-breathing moronic communist pile of crap…

Grijalva said that Tea Party leader Sarah Palin should reflect on the rhetoric that she has employed. “She — as I mentioned, people contributing to this toxic climate — Ms. Palin needs to look at her own behavior, and if she wants to help the public discourse, the best thing she could do is to keep quiet.”

Am now waiting for Congresscockroach Grijalva to offer the same advice to our President…

PLEASE come back Ruth McClung…

The New Brady Campaign: 5 day waiting period on pitchforks.

They’re not really fascists.  They just ask for things that fascists do in order to keep the public from seeking a redress of their grievances in response to a deaf Congress:

Rep. Robert Brady (D-Pa.) reportedly plans to introduce legislation that would make it a federal crime to use language or symbols that could be perceived as threatening or inciting violence against a federal official or member of Congress.

“Perceived” is the keyword there. No more “targeting” an incumbent in a primary.  No more “breaking out the pitchforks and torches”.

For people who perceive anyone who seeks to limit there power in anyway as a threat, lowering the threshold to their subjective definition is an assault on Free Speech and elevates our Kleptocrats to an untouchable status.

I would say to “kick” him out of office but that sounds like a threat too.  See how that works?

*Ahem*  After a spirited contest of ideas, I propose that the incumbent be gently walked from The People’s Office, through a tickertape parade for his years of loyal service and into a limousine where he will be shuttled to a comfortable job that provides both his family and mistresses a satisfactory lifestyle until Nature runs its course unencumbered from the interference of a mankind undeserving of the blessing of his existence.

That’s bound to get those donations pouring in.

I don’t know what got into Andrew McCarthy but whatever it was it’s been building up for some time:

Is there anything richer than a gaggle of smarmy progressives snickering at the conservative “Constitution fetish”? “Fetish” is the fashionable Left’s latest suggestive imagery turned talking point, a dig at the new Republican majority in the House, which began its session this week by reading the Constitution aloud. It’s as if Dracula were complaining about a crucifix fetish.

Look into my eyes.  I’ve been fantasizing about repealing your mammoth, heaving, soapy penumbras all day.

McCarthy then proceeds to brutalize the pervy progressive projectionists, not unlike Jodie Foster in The Accused, with some of the more depraved hits they laid down on their metaphoric mattresses.

Yea.  Look at yourself in the mirror you dirty little tramps.

Explaining (sort of) why Blackmun’s iconic Roe v. Wade decision simply had to be preserved despite its void of support in law and logic, they wrote: “At the heart of liberty is the right to define one’s own concept of existence, of meaning, of the universe, and of the mystery of human life.” You’re telling me you think James Madison could compete with that?

Jimmy Jam was always spittin’ Mad game but Blackmun was Supafly TNT in the legal sack.

And would that it were just a fetish. In 2005, the justices sparked public outrage by ruling that government kleptocrats could seize private property in order to increase the tax haul — er, I mean, for sustainable community development. Was this really an appropriate invocation of eminent domain? Shouldn’t the people’s representatives rein in this blatant judicial overreach? Once and future minority leader Nancy Pelosi was astonished at such impertinent questions. “It is a decision of the Supreme Court,” she harrumphed. “It is almost as if God has spoken.”

Nothing makes San Fran Nan aka Madam Nasty Pelosivic start screaming “Oh God” faster than 6 men in black robes (and three kinda, sorta women) waving their gavels over her head.  All public holes filled with unappealable adjudication that’s bound to test the nation’s gag reflex.

Her courtroom climax?  Precedent setting.

Check it all out.  It’s in the NRO After Dark section.

Open question:  Where do you keep your Constitutions?  Personally, I keep my main one between my mattress and box springs.  An extra one in a sock drawer.   Every year I keep getting older but they keep staying the same age.

Who’s Your (Founding) Daddy? Yea.  You like that dontcha?