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Return To Sender

January 11th, 2011 at 6:18 pm by Preston Taylor Holmes

What did I find in my mailbox today, but a subscription form from the NYT. Don’t they know I’ll just waste their postage and behave like a juvenile?


6 Responses to “Return To Sender”

  1. Brian Says:

    Preston – I am so disappointed in you. Some bullets would have given the envelope extra weight and the extra postage would make their share price fall.

    Or, we could get Cranky to work on a photoshop of Maureen Dowd boning Paul Krugman silly with a strap-on while David Brooks beats his little weenie in the corner. Title it “Climate of Gape”.

  2. Yiddish Steel Says:

    I always recommend adding about 20-or-so Quarter Slugs in the Bulk Rate Envelope when sending it in. Otherwise, I like the sentiment, Mr. Holmes.

  3. Michele Says:

    “Twatwaffle” should be more widely used. I even think even the insultee would get a chuckle out of it.

  4. Nigel Says:

    You know, just imagining a “twatwaffle” will keep me out of the Waffle House for another month…

  5. Army Mom Says:

    Well said! You could have included a sample of the NYT’s journalism … some dog poo should do nicely. However, the dog contributing may get offended.

  6. Nigel Says:

    Unbelievable.

    Went to the mailbox this morning…and I got the SAME solicitation.

    Can you make your ‘twatwaffle’ letter a form-letter we can all use?

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