These Pricks Aren’t Lying Down
February 24th, 2012 at 12:03 am by Brian
They’re just being cockblocked by the vagina dentata that is the Republican party.
But “you hardly post anymore” you’d say.
True. The world’s gone to shit. South America’s going to blow up when Chavez dies. Mexico’s a failed state. Obama’s foreign policy consists of pissing off our allies and trying to surrender without dignity to the Taliban, as if they are some kind of honest broker for peace, in time for election season.
On the other side of the aisle, the clown show of the Republican Party will enter Ringling Brother’s vaunted third circle at the convention when they unilaterally pick Jeb Bush and Marco Rubio over anyone who is running now. Because if there’s one thing America’s clamoring for it’s another Bush.
I toyed with the idea of Gary Johnson before I saw him speak. Herman Cain was never ready for primetime. Huntsman was Obama’s Mandarin-speaking Manchurian and Michelle Bachmann couldn’t ever get off the ground despite her outfits borrowed from wardrobe of the last Star Trek outing.
Which leaves us with the cream of the crap: Santorum the Self-Righteous, Romneybot, the always erratic yet quotable Gingrich & the every 3rd world dictator’s idea of a good time – Ron Paul.
With those choices, what’s there not to be excited about?
As someone who’s crawled over broken glass before, let me say that I would gladly do it again to punch a bloody “VOTE” button against Obama regardless of who’s running. Even for Ron Paul despite my long held hatred of that consistently myopic troll.
I struggle to care. I love what America has been and what it has historically represented but I increasingly hate Americans themselves. Too stupid and satisfied to survive on an internet connection and a handout. 57% of them voted for $8.00 gallon gas and then have the nerve to bitch and mewl about it.
This next November isn’t an election – it’s a slow-motion Suicide Watch with a Kevorkian media happily dispensing a veinful of poisonous class envy and State-approved spin to a credentialed but uneducated electorate.
I’d turn the channel if I could.
February 24th, 2012 at 6:12 am
I relate.
February 25th, 2012 at 9:34 am
You just summed up most of why I don’t post anymore and why I rarely visit the blogosphere these days. Well, other than economic blogs so I’ll know when the collapse is imminent. Well crystallized.
February 25th, 2012 at 3:10 pm
You have perfectly summed up my own sentiments. Dayum.
February 26th, 2012 at 12:41 am
Pretty droll.
You really should post more…
February 26th, 2012 at 3:04 pm
Dang, I’m impressed. You read my mind. Except I would add that all our troops should resign en mass so they can come home and help defend against the hordes of zombies.
February 26th, 2012 at 9:24 pm
If there was a way to post what I’m screaming at the tv in real time it would be easier. For me, the dynamic of doing all of this changed with the death of Bloglines. It was my one stop shop to download everything all at once. Getting stories from all over the place all in real time doesn’t let me connect the dots all at once and I forget something great by the time I’ve moved on.
Having said all of this, I really hate the Republican Party a little less than I hate Democrats. They are screwing up this slamdunk because of their misguided Succession Management plan. Only Jeb Bush is qualified to shoot this lay up and we’ll hire hookers and photographers to take everyone else the night before to undercut them.
What part of 40% of the primary voters have selected “Not Romney” are they not getting?
The body has rejected the organ. No amount of radioactive exposure to Ann Coulter and Chris Christie is going to change that.
Romney did land the coveted Dan Quayle endorsement though so he’s got that going for him.
February 28th, 2012 at 6:15 pm
Holmes, I wish you’d stop by my Myspace Page once-in-a-while and put some silly Graffiti.