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Gay-Hating, Magic Underwear Wearing Pack of Wild Dogs Attacks Flock of Seagulls. Or Not.

May 11th, 2012 at 2:16 am by Brian

How desperate is the “All-In” media to polish the turd of Obama’s re-election campaign?  Desperate enough to give top of the fold coverage to half a century old allegations of high school pranks.

Prepare yourself for the nastiest campaign in American history.  And look at that turd shine:

…this morning the Washington Post dropped what had to be an intentionally-timed bomb on presumptive nominee Mitt Romney. Within hours of Obama suddenly deciding to stop lying about his position on same-sex marriage, the Washington Post read Mitt Romney’s teenage mind,  found it anti-gay, and in a huge, attention-getting feature worked hand-in-hand with the Obama campaign to paint their likely challenger as a snooty, wealthy, homophobic, prep school bully.

This is the best they’ve got.

We’re to believe that Mitt The Mormon was running around like a “pack of wild dogs” at the same time that Obama was eating packs of wild dogs.  Guess which one is a five page Washington Post cover story?

Hey, now…didn’t Journolist’s founder work for the Washington Post?  Come to think of it, he still works for the Washington Post!

This screenshot from Memeorandum is the textbook definition of “I got the memo”:

Message received loud and clear.

After Obama’s Epic Fail on same-sex marriage, we have to change the subject to a half century old nontroversy that the bankrupt Washington Post has been keeping its powder dry on for who knows how long.

What’s a bigger story?  An alleged prank from 1965 or Obama’s cocaine use in the last twenty years?  A dog put in a kennel on top of a car or the President eating it?

Why can’t we know what classes Obama took in college?  Why can’t we know his GPA?  How is teenage Mitt Romney somehow fodder for major news outlets but Obama starting his career in the home of a domestic terrorist and spending 20 years in a racist crackpot’s church off-limits?

Old Media, just go out of business already.  The Emperor isn’t wearing any clothes and his only modesty is you covering up his pride with your mouth.


4 Responses to “Gay-Hating, Magic Underwear Wearing Pack of Wild Dogs Attacks Flock of Seagulls. Or Not.”

  1. Felonius Junk Says:

    Oh gosh…here you wing-nuts go again.

    You don’t like the truth, so change the subject. Romney turns out to be a gay-hating bully, the Washington Post uncovers the truth and you claim conspiracy theories, media bias and try to make this about President Obama.

    The President CAN’T focus on fixing the damage you knuckle-draggers have inflicted on this country because you keep moving the goal-posts. You think our President WANTs to talk about gay marriage? Of course not…he has more important things to focus on…but his hand was forced by ignorant rednecks in states such as North Carolina and Tennessee…states that likely would still enslave President Obama if they could.

  2. Charlotte Says:

    Still laughing, Felonius Junk! Too funny.

    Yes, here I am…one of those bitter clingers…and if THIS is all they can find to beat soon to be President Romney, well, ALL RIGHT! This early already scraping the bottom of the barrel…

    Yeah…that’ll work…sure. We are all such stupid bimbos. Can’t even live our own lives without the government’s help.

    Hey, stupid dims….YOU ARE HISTORY!! Even though the press fights to do latrine duty one on one with this POTUS…we are going to take our country back.

    SUCK IT LIBS!!! OWN IT!!!

    #wearenotborg

  3. Brian Says:

    Felonious, our long-suffering sock puppet. Where did you run off to?

    I demand that the DNC move their convention from North Carolina to Vermont. Can Burlington’s state troopers prepare for the onslaught of urine and feces slinging Democrats in time?

  4. Felonius Junk Says:

    Brian,

    The glorious Occupy Movement takes most of my time right now. Your old sex-kittens Cynthia McKinney and A. Marcotte say “Hi Sweetie” and “Go **** yourself”.

    I’ll try to return every now and then and learn you closed-minded racists some edumacation…

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