Who’s Your Daddies?June 16th, 2012 at 11:05 am by Brian
It’s a legitimate question if your mother lied to you while you were growing up to make you believe that you were abandoned by your father who, by the way, is a big hotshot in Africa though the reality is that he wasn’t going to get played for a sucker to take care of somebody else’s kid because your mother was a Third World Whore who would hump the arm of a black leather couch if she thought it would piss off her father for naming her Stanley.
As a result, you make-up a fictional, idealized version of the man who you believe abandoned you that becomes the narrative for who you are as person. All the while oblivious to the fact that your real father is actually a deadbeat, lazy, joint-smoking shitbird commie sitting on the couch in front of you who you’ve been calling “Uncle” your whole life and who never had the guts to take responsibility for throwing a round into your mom and making you the literal commie bastard that you are.
Nah, let your typical white grandparents do that – openly despising them for being the only ones around to raise your worthless ass – and then construct a completely false Africanized persona for yourself based on a House of Lies. It takes a village to raise a bastard.
Either way, Happy Father’s / Fathers Day. Don’t forget to stock up on a few of these onesies for all those chirrens who never had that problem. Unlike our President.