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I Blame Bush Hog

August 11th, 2012 at 11:30 am by Brian

 

Secretary of Homeland Sexpottery, Janet “Bush Hog” Incompetano

 This whole story just smells fishy to me:

Looks like the Department of Homeland Security could be renamed the Department of Hyper Sexuality.

A blistering federal discrimination suit accuses agency honcho Janet Napolitano of turning the department into a female-run “frat house” where male staffers were banished to the bathrooms and routinely humiliated.

James Hayes Jr., who now is New York’s top Homeland Security cop, claims Napolitano filled top spots in Washington, D.C., with two of her gal pals who were bent on tormenting male employees.

The suit identified them as Dora Schriro, who is now running the city Department of Correction, and Suzanne Barr, the chief of staff for the U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement.

I’d say to throw this incompetent clamlapper in jail but that would only be giving her the chance to live out her Caged Heat fantasy.
Perhaps giving her a beanbag gun and setting her on border patrol duty for the next four years would help her to re-evaluate her “Safer Than We’ve Ever Been” stance.  That and the lifetime ban from Melissa Etheridge concerts.

Barr “moved the entire contents of the offices of three employees, including name plates, computers and telephones, to the men’s bathroom at ICE headquarters,” the suit says.

Barr also stole a male staffer’s BlackBerry and fired off a message to his female supervisor indicating that he “had a crush on [her] and fantasized about her,” Hayes claims.

Sometimes, Barr took a more direct approach. In one case, she called a male colleague in his hotel room and screamed at him using sexually humiliating language, the suit says.

Hayes claims that after he reported the abuse to the Equal Employment Opportunity office, Napolitano launched a series of misconduct investigations against him.

When Obama is evicted from his federally subsidized housing in November, all of Homeland Security and the Justice Department are going to need to be taped off like the crime scenes they are.


4 Responses to “I Blame Bush Hog”

  1. Bill Says:

    Suzanne Barr? Roseanne’s evil twin or better half?

  2. Nigel Says:

    I would so post this on my Facebook as it had me giggling so hard I almost wet my Chick Fil A shorts. I’m still eliciting sympathy from my more “tolerant” friends though and a bmac rant as epic as it might be could start a flame war.

  3. Brian Says:

    By all means, I don’t want liberals wishing ill on you Nigel. And they will.

    I ended my first FB account and had a second one setup just so I could attend my high school reunion. Imagine my chagrin that all the people who thought I was the most far-out, whacky leftist when I graduated high school are all to the left of me now. They haven’t had an original thought in 20 years that wasn’t given to them by a teacher and are all the most understanding, tolerant individuals on the face of the earth.

    Tolerant of everyone except Christians or Republicans, so, you know like 70% of the American public.

    My next post could start a flame war but you never know. We’d really have to gin up the irritation mill to get back up to 1000+ readers a day.

  4. Nigel Says:

    During the CFA kefluffle I caught some but really. This was great stuff. I’m doing well and fighting the libs on a daily basis I just know too many warthogs who would be offended by the Jnap comparison you bigot…

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