Dead Dads And Other Liberal Lessons In CivilityAugust 13th, 2012 at 4:29 pm by Brian
8/14 UPDATE: As if to prove my point from yesterday, Crazy Joe Biden has looked into his crystal bald to offer another haunting vision of Mitt Romney’s Amerikkka:
Vice President Joe Biden told supporters that Republicans would “put y’all back in chains,” during a campaign speech Tuesday in Danville, Va.
VICE PRESIDENT JOE BIDEN: They’ve said it. Every Republican’s voted for it. Look at what they value and look at their budget and what they’re proposing. Romney wants to let the—he said in the first 100 days, he’s going to let the big banks once again write their own rules–unchain Wall Street. They’re going to put y’all back in chains. He’s said he’s going to do nothing about stopping the practice of outsourcing…
Biden was introduced at the campaign event by Center for American Progress Action Fund president Tom Perriello, who called Biden “the conscience of our nation’s capital.”
The Romney campaign reacted strongly to the remarks, calling them “not acceptable” in a statement released shortly after Biden’s campaign speech.
“The comments made by the vice president of the United States are not acceptable in our political discourse and demonstrate yet again that the Obama campaign will say and do anything to win this election,” spokeswoman Andrea Saul said in the statement. ”President Obama should tell the American people whether he agrees with Joe Biden’s comments.”
But Obama deputy campaign manager Stephanie Cutter the campaign has “no problem with those comments,” in an interview with Andrea Mitchell.
An Obama campaign official later told CNN’s John King that Biden’s comments were “not helpful.”
Not helpful, huh? There is no depth that the subhuman , morally repugnant filth that calls itself “Democrat” will not sink to. Being less than three months out from Biden being sent back to Scranton with his false teeth kicked down his fucking throat – electorally speaking – at this rate we can expect him to start invoking visions of the Ku Klux Klan riding into town with hangmen’s nooses in tow looking to hang grandma and the coloreds from the nearest tree if you disagree with him on deficit reduction.
The Obama campaign’s immediate defense of Biden’s comments, and I say comments because this was not a gaffe as the Obamamedia are trying to spin it, show the coordinated front to bring this nation into the mud as much as possible in hopes of inflaming a race war to guilt white independents into voting for Dope and Same.
Remember, the selection of Biden was the one who was going to bring “gravitas” to this slimey little Obama shit.
I think I speak for God when I say this. All Democrats are pieces of shit that deserve to die – yesterday. That’s not me talking. That’s God. So if you have a complaint, please take it up with Him if Gaia doesn’t mind you cheating on her.
Having relayed that valuable message that all Democrats need to take to heart, what is it with the Democrat Party’s seemingly constant contact with the living impaired? Hillary Clinton famously booty bopped with the ghost of Eleanor Roosevelt, they’ve always maintained a 90% approval with that environmentally friendly & biodegradable swathe of the electorate, and Nancy Pelosi recently engaged in what some have described as a five-way, bi-partisan, spiritual scissorfest culminating in Elizabeth Cady Stanton riding her deflated whoopie cushion of a face like the Kentucky Derby until the ectoplasm of her gynecological wisdom could be spat into the face of waiting reporters.
I know it left me breathless and Janet “Bush Hog” Napolitano heartbroken that she wasn’t invited.
Just this last month we’ve had two instances where both Harry Reid and now Joe Biden have enlisted the Ed Hardy clad Ghost Hunter douchebags from the SyFy channel to divine just how many revolutions per minute that Mitt Romney’s and Paul Ryan’s fathers are rolling in their graves due to their disappointment with them in not respecting the Commie Welfare State.
Gaze beyond the hair plugs and stare deeply into the crystal ball that is Joe Biden’s cueball noggin if you dare:
“My dad used to have another saying, for real,” Biden said. “And, by the way, I’ve been saying this for 30 years. And I’m glad to see that Congressman Ryan likes his dad, too, and quotes his dad. I mean that sincerely. But my dad [had] a lot of wisdom. Every time someone tell you, say, ‘Look, let me tell you what’s important to me, what I value.’ My dad would go, ‘No, no. Don’t tell me what you value. Show me your budget, and I will tell you what you value.’”
Ryan’s father died when the congressman was 15 years old.
I’m sorry. What “budget” is it that Joe Biden has passed in the last four years so we can tell what he values?
But let’s not limit this to just Joe Biden’s dad or Mitt Romney’s dad or Paul Ryan’s dad.
What would Barack Obama’s dad think about what his son is doing?
As soon as anyone can figure out who Barack Obama’s real father is I’ll break out the candles and Ouija board to ask him.
(as columns of choom float from my window)
McMurphy: I am needing to speak to the father of Barack Hussein Obama, Jr. – will the real father of Barack Hussein Obama, Jr. please give us your guidance…
Frank Davis: *cough* *cough* Is this where all the white women be?
McMurphy: Mr. Davis? Mahalo. Have you finally decided to take credit for impregnating Stanley with the fruit of your communist loin? He is the President of the United States after all.
Frank Davis: What’s that? You’ve got me all wrong there, Big Time. We were just friends!
McMurphy: Mr. Davis – you do know that they can’t make you pay child support from beyond the grave.
Frank Davis: Really? Well, sheeyit – my bad. What’s my little bastard up to these days?
McMurphy: Well, sir. He’s bankrupted the country, surrendered Afghanistan to the Taliban, abandoned missile defense for our allies, bowed to every dictator on Earth, sold guns to Mexican drug cartels, slashed Medicare for seniors, cut breast exams for women, erased our Southern Border, hired a Bush Hog to watch over national security, a tax cheat to watch over our money, order our astronauts to hitchhike a ride with the Russians while wasting $25 billion to GM so that they can make cars nobody will buy and that catch on fire in your garage and burn your house down. All while only squeezing in 104 rounds of golf into his schedule in 4 years. Quite an accomplishment.
Frank Davis: No shit? That’s my boy allright.
(yelling from the background)
McMurphy: Mr. Davis??? Mr. Davis! Are you still with us?
Frank Davis: Just wait a sec…I gotta go, son. George Romney is going to fire me if I don’t get back to cleaning out his heavenly toilet.
McMurphy: Thank you for your time Mr. Davis. I’m sure we’ll speak again!
As Buck Nasty would say, “Holla atcha boy“.