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No Time For You, Israel, I’ve Got LetterMan

September 11th, 2012 at 10:55 pm by Preston Taylor Holmes

On 9/11/12, it’s entirely appropriate that our AntiSemite-In-Chief would take a dump on Israel. It’s in his Frank-Marshall-Davis-laden DNA.

The White House declined Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu’s request on Tuesday to meet U.S. President Barack Obama during a UN conference in New York at the end of the month.

The White House National Security Council Spokesman Tommy Vietor told Haaretz the two would not meet due to a scheduling conflict. “The President arrives in New York for the UN on Monday, September 24th and departs on Tuesday, September 25th. The Prime Minister doesn’t arrive in New York until later in the week. They’re simply not in the city at the same time.”

Vietor did, however, say that Netanyahu and Obama are “in frequent contact” and that the PM would meet with other senior officials, including U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton.

Turns out he’s too busy playing grab-ass with a way-past-his-prime talkshow host instead.

At least it wasn’t something REALLY important, like, say… more golf?

Meanwhile the Arab Spring has sprung, with one American dead today as a result. These are COOTUS’ buddies, so what is America’s response? We’re so sorry to have offended you.

We are well and truly doomed. I guess we don’t need another 9/11 to be reminded of that. All we have to do is look at the jug-eared commie in the White House.


3 Responses to “No Time For You, Israel, I’ve Got LetterMan”

  1. Brian Says:

    What a difference a day makes.

    One second, you’re spiking the Osama Bin Laden football for the thousandth time. The next your handpicked Ambassador is being sodomized and his naked body is being dragged through the streets by the people you armed to overthrow a longtime US ally.

    One day (9/11/12), the New York Times is running a full page editorial re-criticizing George Bush for not declaring martial law and shutting down the airports for non-specific threats about a potential terrorist attack and ignoring intelligence briefings on the anniversary of said event. The next day (9/12/12), you’re being criticized by the British media for being warned several times within the month following your embassy being burned to the fucking ground and all of the intel about people helping us being looted.

    Maybe attending those Intelligence Briefings would come in handy for President Golfy McPlaidpants. Looks like he inherited that bad habit from Bush too.

    If my handpicked Ambassador was missing, I don’t think I’d make sure I was going to get a good night’s sleep not knowing if he was dead or not so I could hit my fundraiser in Las Vegas bright and early. But that’s just me. Or as embassy’s are under seige all over the Middle East, I might cancel my Denver fundraiser where I’m cracking wise about my opponent’s love for tax cuts while the proverbial shithouse is literally going up in flames.

    I’m a worrywart that way.

    This diplomacy is just too smart for me. It’s so high level that I am incapable of understanding the three-dimensional Star Trek chess that Ner0-bama is playing. Luckily, Politico, the New York Times, MSNBC, Anderson Cooper, Soledad O’Brien, Wolf Blitzer, Scott Pelley, Harry Smith, Jorge Stephopottamus and the rest of Obama’s press corpse are here to explain why Romney just lost the election.

    Because you know who’s the real loser as our embassies are smoldering??? Mitt Romney. Not the President who is in charge but the guy who issued a fairly reticent statement on the lack of security for our personnel overseas.

    Now let’s all join together and defeat Mitt Romney so we can burn all the embassies down. This kind of change takes time. I never said it would be easy. We can’t have them all burnt down on the same night. Forward good. Backwards bad. Craig Stevens dead. UAW alive.

    Apart from apologizing for how much she hates Terry Jones, maybe Hillary and Obama can also explain their stands on gay marriage to the Moslem world as long as we have their undivided attention.

    Maybe if we nail Pastor Terry Jones to a big wooden cross and then set him on fire that will make the Muzzies not burn innocent people to death so much.
    I’d like to take credit for that as my idea but I’m pretty sure Hillary Clinton told Morocco that would be her preference earlier today.

  2. Preston Taylor Holmes Says:

    Damn, BMac. This should have been its own post!

  3. Brian Says:

    I do have to be more careful now that blasphemy is being persecuted as a thoughtcrime.

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