#CNNFail – Like Watching The Roadrunner On Meth Vs. Wile E. Coyote On Downers
September 16th, 2012 at 1:23 pm by BrianPrime Minister Netanyahu needs to be wearing his white lab coat and pocket protector as he makes his rounds to drop mad science on the D minus students who are America’s dumbest talking heads:
CNN’s Candy Crowley: What we know is, of course, Iran is allowed under agreements, international agreements, to go ahead and do what it’s doing because there are legitimate peaceful purposes for enriching this uranium –
Benjamin Netanyahu: You think so? You think so, Candy? That’s like — let me. It’s not legitimate. This is a country that talks about, denies the Holocaust, promises to wipe out Israel, is engaged in terror throughout the world. It’s like Timothy McVeigh walking into a shop in Oklahoma City and saying, ‘I would like to tend my garden. I’d like to buy some fertilizer.’ ‘How much do you you want?’ ‘I don’t know, 20,000 pounds.’
*Meep* *Meep*. It’s like watching the Roadrunner on methamphetamine vs Wile E. Coyote on painkillers. Luckily for Wile E. Crowley, the piano of logic that was dropped from the top floor of CNN’s headquarters to her waiting noggin below won’t be able to penetrate either her or her viewers’ blast door thick craniums. Like all good cartoons, she’ll just crawl through the mangled ebonies, ivories, wires and splinters to dust herself off none the wiser.
Just for the record, that’s CNN giving the benefit of the doubt to Iran’s intentions on enriching uranium. The same CNN announcer who will be stacking the deck moderating for a Presidential debate in the next month.
September 16th, 2012 at 3:03 pm
So eloquent, Brian.
You hit the nail on the head…so to speak.
September 16th, 2012 at 8:10 pm
Thanks Mike. I’m going to try to put more of my stuff on here than saying it to my co-workers over the next month and a half.
At the very least, it should prevent me from getting fired.
September 18th, 2012 at 6:39 am
CNN won’t admit that they, like the nutty Persians, want to hasten the coming of the 6th Imam. “It will be the story of the century,” chortled one CNN producer in Atlanta. “Shedding light on Obama’s abysmal record isn’t our job; making Middle East savages seem civilized while painting Republican as savages is what we do best!”