The Shortest Straw Has Been Drawn For YouJanuary 9th, 2013 at 11:51 pm by Brian
And you’re welcome.
I always love Yahoo’s trashy “list” pieces. Which cars get better mileage than a Prius. Five vodka cocktails that aren’t lame. How many dildoes can Kim Kardashian stuff in her Coach bag.
Oddly enough, this one caught my eye:
The Next 4 Years: Show us what you want changed in Obama’s Second Term
Sadly, no dramatic re-enactments from Ford Theater made the list or Obama defecting to Venezuela to take Hugo Chavez’s place.
What are your hopes for the next four years? President Barack Obama begins his second term in office on Jan. 20, with a hefty number of important issues facing the nation, including:
* Immigration reform
* Gun control
* Federal spending
* Environmental protection
* Gay marriage
* A changing military
* Education reform
* Health care
* Washington gridlock
What do these issues mean to you?
Yahoo News is asking you to help us tell this story. Here’s how you can participate:
Gee. What is missing from that list? As usual with the insulated Obamatards, JOBS are somehow no longer a problem.
I mean the unemployment rate has been jerryrigged to under 8% so everything’s coming up Milhouse.
But it does read like the Donald Kaul column demanding that we do something about a million things that don’t matter while assassinating the few people who are trying to protect the most important check in the Constitution. Littered with Obamanian false premises leading to the narrowly defined false choice “answers” that will scupper your simple minds in to acknowledging. We’ve got to do something about guns because a crazy person got one and did something bad. And if you don’t then you want kids to die.
How many get into a car everyday? Why are cars made to drive faster than the speed limit? Why are beers served in sizes and alcohol contents so great as to get you over the legal limit with one? Why, why, why does personal freedom stand in the way saving Just One Life ™. Because if we could limit all of those things and save one life It Would Be Worth It.
The only difference is that Obama typically asserts that everyone, even his detractors somehow, a majority of them agree with him but – darnit – just can’t bring themselves to applaud how right he is out of petty politics.
It’s like a rapist demanding you admit that he’s got staying power and stamina for days. You’re welcome.
One thing I’d like on the list is for Obama to get off the furking golf course and get Harry Reid to pass a budget for the first time in five years. Also, not on the list. Quit nominating traitors to key positions. Quit looting the Treasury to fatten his union thugs. Quit negotiating with terrorists behind our backs. Quit instructing troops to give more sensitivity to the Taliban than Obama gives to half the country. Or maybe, just someone in the media telling him or the first Wookie that there are actually numerous areas of our personal lives that don’t demand the invasive penis of government being thrust into reluctant anus of a public that would like to be left alone.
I know I speak for Obama when I say that everyone wants government up their asses. Particularly his government, whose penis/executive orders they love, but just can’t bring themselves to admit it.
As long as we’re making up stuff that’s never going to happen…what do you wish would change in Obama’s second term?