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Kick Down All The Fences

October 1st, 2013 at 8:58 pm by Brian

If this is not enough to make your blood boil. A while back, WWII veterans who are part of Honor Flight, requested permission to visit the Washington memorial in their honor. They were summarily rejected by the White House themselves.

In a moment of civil disobedience that eclipses the Occupy Wall Street goons, these veterans kicked down the hastily erected barricades that Barack Hussein Obama’s self-directed goons put in their way less than several hours after the start of the government shutdown.

After all, how can an open air memorial not operate without park rangers making sure that veterans aren’t shitting all over their own memorial?

The White House and the Department of the Interior rejected a request from Rep. Steven Palazzo’s office to have World War II veterans visit the World War II memorial in Washington, the Mississippi Congressman told The Daily Caller Tuesday.

Palazzo helped the veterans commit an act of civil disobedience against the Park Service Tuesday, when the heroes stormed through barricades around the closed memorial.

The veterans were visiting the memorial as part of Honor Flight, a non-profit that provides veterans free transport to the nation’s capital to visit the memorials to the wars they fought in.

This is not merely petty. It is a vindictive and spiteful premeditated attack on veterans. Had this been the Gay and Transgendered Protesters of Foreign Wars Memorial, Obama would have ordered a Congressional Medal of Honor recipient to stand guard over it in drag.

“We got the heads up that they will be barricaded and specifically asked for an exception for these heroes,” Palazzo told TheDC. “We were denied and told, ‘It’s a shutdown, what do you expect?’ when we contacted the liaison for the White House.”

This event and ones that are most certainly in the pipeline by him and his anti-American minions are going facilitate a Concord moment if it continues which is almost guaranteed. A revolution against this premeditated assault and unwarranted disrespect for the people who Obama sees as the enemy. This alien President gets his rocks off sticking his boney, fucking middle finger in the faces of the people who made this country great.

Who orders barricades put around war memorials mere hours after a continuing resolution isn’t passed? Who? I’ll tell you who. The same motherfucker who shut off White House visits for school kids – that’s who.

One day, possibly even soon, someone is going to show him the error of his ways. They can start by sending one of his goons to the hospital. Better yet, start sending loyal members of his stenography pool to the hospital. In the spirit of “think globally, act locally”, just find one of his supporters with a bumper sticker on their car and send them to the hospital. Would you tolerate someone driving around with a Nazi symbol on their car? They didn’t care for our WWII veterans that much either.

Pearl Harbor By Design

September 1st, 2013 at 11:48 pm by Brian

I am not a military strategist but, if you will indulge me, how wise is it to compact so many naval assets into such  a tight, hostile area to our interests on all sides?

The U.S. Navy doubled its presence in the eastern Mediterranean over the past week, effectively adding two destroyers to the three that generally patrol the region. The five destroyers are carrying a combined load of about 200 Tomahawk missiles, officials say.

Shouldn’t you, oh I don’t know, be sure that you are going to get authorization before putting all of your eggs in this basket?  To begin, you’re telegraphing your every move which may be the point if you are a little bird who wants to puff up your little bird chest.  However, if the vote comes down on “no” and you attack anyway then you are creating a Constitutional crisis by choice.  If the vote comes down on “no” and you leave the area then you hand Syria a major victory over the paper tiger that is the U.S. under Barack Obama with all those destroyers making a u-turn and sailing off into the sunset of the Post-American world.

And to what end?

Mr Obama said any strike would be to “send a shot across the bow” and give a “pretty strong signal that [Syria] better not do it again”.

None of this makes any sense. “Send a pretty strong signal”???  Who writes this shit?  A leather belt sends a strong message.  Tomahawks send death from above.

You want Assad gone but you’re not going to remove him.  You want to spank him on the ass with Tomahawk missiles and then turn around and leave anyway?  He’s not a dog who pissed the rug “and you better not do it again”.  Our military is not called upon for “norm enforcement” and to be global disciplinarians.  They are trained to kill and if needed to try and keep the peace afterwards.

Hang the albatross of Syria around Russia’s neck.  They are the ones providing them with all of the logistical support and weapons they need to attack us and put down their bloody rebellion.  They are the enemy.  The operative phrase is “selling Assad weapons to attack us”.  Putin has declared war on us by his Syrian proxy through these actions.

Not in the eyes of Barack Obama though.  Syria is a mess to try and pin on Republicans somehow.  You know.  The real enemy in all of this.

If you are Russia or China, the time to attack us is now.  They could wipe out our naval might in a day and we’d be playing catch-up for years.  That might be the point of Obama’s consolidation of our naval fish in the Mediterranean barrel.  If he was fine with getting Seal Team 6 killed as tribute to his Taliban “peace partners” and letting Benghazi burn so the Brotherhood could get the weapons Congress wouldn’t send to them then setting our destroyers out to be attacked sounds like it is right up his alley.

If he would invite a Muslim cleric to damn Seal Team 6 to hell at their own funeral, there is absolutely nothing beneath this traitor.

The Great Divider Demands Your Assent (Even Though He Doesn’t Need It Anyway, So Nyah)

September 1st, 2013 at 11:24 am by Brian

David Gregory appeared in full Indian headdress with his war paint on this morning to cast aside the peace pipe with a bloodthirsty, lazy-eyed John F’in Kerry over a little known continent known as Syria.  How different is today’s Meet the Press from the one the late, great Tim Russert used to host?  For one, there were no video clips from 2007 where John Kerry, in an effort to stick a finger in George W. Bush’s eye, laid down in bed with Assad in a matter traditionally frowned upon in the Bible.

In 2007, Nancy Pelosi, over strong objections from the State Department, visited Syria, and said, “The road to Damascus is a road to peace.” Senator John Kerry predicted that “Syria will change as it embraces a legitimate relationship with the United States.”

 …

A WikiLeaks document revealed that Kerry told the emir of Qatar in November 2010 that Assad is a man who “wants to change” and that Israel should cede the Golan Heights to the Syrians “at some point.”

When is someone going to call this traitor on his bullshit?  I guess that’s left to me.  He was wrong then and he’s wrong now.  I know we’ve always been at war with Oceania but my memory is not so short that I don’t remember The Logan Act defying Kerry draped all over Assad like one of his shiny suits calling him “a reformer” and demanding that we re-open our embassy because Unilateral Cowboy McBushitler or something.  Not that the embassy closing had anything to do with Assad’s regime ordering the assassination of  Lebanese Prime Minister Rafic Hariri in 2005 that facilitated their Cedar Revolution or Assad using Lebanon as a launching pad for attacks on Israel.

I still remember Hijab Nancy.  The Whore of  San Fransicko offering Damascus her ancient holes in exchange for a photo op to show the folks back home how Bush was isolating good, decent men like Bashar with his chimpy, simpleminded ways.   She calls for war now as well with no so-called journalists drilling her like a Gulf Coast jackup rig for her past love affair with the terrorist state of Damascus.

Where are our brave, young liberals filling in the role of much needed cannon fodder at our nation’s recruiting stations?  Who will be the first to die for Obama’s mistake of painting himself into the corner and rushing to war over something as petty as his monument-sized opinion of himself?  I can think of several dozen off the top of my head – and that’s just locally.  :)

I mean – don’t get me wrong.  It’s not like I’ve never seen a hypocrite before.  Just not so many in the same place at once.

Exit Note:  Back to Meet The Press.  I loved the pictures of gassed children on my television this morning.  Class act that.  Did Assad do it?  Did al Qaeda in Syria in an attempt to goad us into action?  Who cares because emotional manipulation!  Those pictures were intentionally left out in the build up to Iraq and more kids are killed on a weekly basis in America’s many abortion clinics and those pics never see the light of day.  If we’re really concerned about kids being killed in an inhumane fashion, we need surgical aistrikes on every Planned Parenthood office by tomorrow morning.

Bonus Bootlick / Turd Polishing / Peter Puffer Award:  F. Chuck Todd’s “The Week That Was” segment focusing on Dear Leader’s courageous about face from War Any Minute to War One of These Days – Maybe Not Now But Soon!  One day we’re gonna smack down some brown people  and we’re all gung ho followed by pics of dead kids, chemical warfare and six destroyers already on the scene in the Mediterranean Sea.  The next day it’s hurry up and wait.   But then, a miracle!  Obama changed his mind and sought Congress to share the blame after he couldn’t get one ally to sign on to his Chickenhawk misadventure because Smart Diplomacy.  As Todd said of John Kerry’s eloquence to describe the Syrian situation – his “strong, passionate…Churchillian” orations successfully won everybody over to doing the opposite of his demands.  What a week and we were all there to see history in the unmaking.  ;P

The Racial Potty Training Of A President

July 21st, 2013 at 11:25 pm by Brian

The only thing more offensive than Obama’s antagonistic and bigoted soliloquy following the Zimmerman acquittal has been the simultaneously condescending and exultant exhortations of his admirers.

We are somehow supposed to be amazed that a Chicago machine pol who has profited from pimping his race his entire life can give a speech that makes white liberals feel comfortable in their prejudices and their continued inability to overcome them.  So comfortable, in fact, that they follow the speech with praise more suited to a little boy who has learned to use the bathroom all by himself.  In public no less!

Sen. John McCain, the Arizona Republican who lost the 2008 presidential race to Obama, called the president’s remarks “very impressive,” and said they should help all Americans think about how to improve race relations in the wake of Trayvon Martin’s death.

“I think we continue to make progress,” McCain told CNN’s State of the Union, but recent events show “we still have a long way to go.”

McCain also said he wouldn’t “second guess” the Florida jury’s decision this month to acquit George Zimmerman for the death of the 17-year-old Trayvon.

What an impressive turd of a speech you have laid on the front lawn of every American!  All by yourself!

But “second guessing” the Florida jury’s decision is precisely what Obama said.  I respect their decision but I don’t agree with it and I’m going to have my Attorney General continue to harass Zimmerman for alleged civil rights violations until he’s either shot by a Trayvon Martin supporter or commits suicide.

This is McCain’s idea of “impressive” for President 12%.  If Obama is only going to represent 12% of the population then that’s what he needs to be called and he doesn’t represent them all that well to begin.

Not one to be outdone, David Brooks had a keen eye for slacks creases on the Meet The Press this morning:

On Sunday’s broadcast of “Meet the Press” on NBC, New York Times columnist David Brooks gushed over President Barack Obama’s speech on race in the wake of the George Zimmerman verdict a week earlier.

“It seemed superficially unimportant, but it’s important to remember race is his first subject, as it would be if you had a black father and a white mother,” Brooks said. “And all the mental habits, he breached all the other issues, grow out of the way he framed race and the way he started thinking about race — his tendency to do, ‘On the one hand, on the other,’ his desire to reconcile opposites, his ability to see different points of view. All the stuff we’ve come to see him apply to every other issue, it started with race.  And I thought this speech was one of the highlights of the presidency.”

“I thought it was a symphony of indignation, professionalism, executive responsibility, personal feeling,” Brooks said. “It had all these different things woven together, I thought beautifully.  But it’s important to remember, race is how he thinks.”

He said as he wiped off his chin and dusted his knee caps.

And what was his most memorable line for this “highlight of his presidency” to elicit such effusive praise?  The only line I’ve heard anyone quote is a play off his earlier comments that “He could have been Trayvon Martin 35 years ago”?

I wish.  If he’d assaulted someone like George Zimmerman 35 years ago it would have saved us several trillion dollars.

What Brooks is praising, Obama’s ability to keep himself in two worlds, is the problem.  You can’t pledge false allegiance to the rule of law while encouraging a mob action.  You can’t be both right and wrong.

In keeping with the commodal  theme of this post, you either shit or get off the pot.  You either urge calm, or you don’t.  You don’t say the law was right and then side with thousands of protesters laying seige to federal buildings all over the country laboring under the stubborn narrative that Travyon Martin was stalked or hunted by George Zimmerman and killed for being black on a Tuesday night by a Stand Your Ground defense using cracker.

That is not what happened and siding with people who have turned it into that is more than just unpresidential.  It’s a shitty thing to do.

And leaves others to clean up the mess he made.

Lynch Mob “Justice” Promised From The KKKlan With A Tan

July 14th, 2013 at 9:12 am by Brian

Twitchy has what’s sure to be an overflowing toilet of murderous thoughts from the brain trust of Trayvon accomplices.  Where is the law?  Here are direct threats made to an individual that they are going to murder him themselves and they are made with impunity and re-tweeted thousands of times.

I made one Trayvon Martin post that I am aware of.  It seemed to be an open and shut case from the beginning so the only thing to argue about would have been the media’s ginning up of racial animus against white people for something a hispanic did.  Which they cheerfully did with shameless zeal. Let’s see how prescient I was at the opening days of this bro-haha.

Amazing.  I know.  Like reading a crystal ball.

A community organizes a neighborhood watch after a series of home invasions.  One of the neighborhood watchmen spots a tall figure in a hoodie milling about outside of an apartment on a dark, rainy night.  The figure backtracks and attacks the watchmen as he goes back to his car.  While scuffling on the ground, the suspect notices a gun in the watchmen’s waistband and informs him that he’s going to die tonight.  The watchmen pulls out his gun and shoots him after his head was being pounded into the concrete.

So now comes the reckoning.  The “White” Hispanic wannabe cop is exonerated of murdering the black wannabe gangster after said wannabe gangster attacked the wannabe cop for following him and then threatened to kill him.  All of the evidence of the gangster wannabe’s crimes were withheld from the jury and they still found the wannabe cop innocent.  The usual race hucksters are holding gas and matches with tepid appeals to calm before setting their own neighborhoods on fire and attacking innocent passersby.  For Trayvon’s hallowed memory of course.

I’m just curious.  Earlier this month a gamer from Texas was brought up on charges with penalties for up to 8 years in jail for “making threats” as he joked about shooting up a school after losing at a video game.  Why would Twitter users flashing guns and promising to specifically kill George Zimmerman be immune from similar prosecutions or lawsuits from the targeted party?

I realize Attorney General Holder will not be filing charges against any of “his own” people.  But what about Twitter?  Just this week, Twitter announced that they would comply with local laws to “out” users who made what they consider to be racist, sexist or homophobic remarks from prosecution or scorn.  How is making death threats not included unless they agree with those threats?

Twitter has agreed to hand over the details of people who post racist and anti-Semitic abuse anonymously on the micro-blogging site, it emerged today.

Following a long legal battle, the US-based company said it would cooperate with authorities in France who want to bring alleged criminals to justice.

The breakthrough is a significant test case for the millions who use social media to express hatred and anger without revealing their identities.

Yes, totalitarianism in pursuit of thoughtcrime persecution is considered a “breakthrough”.  But what of death threats?

The Capitalized Term “Twitter Rules” under their Terms of Service Agreement includes the following:

 

  • Private information: You may not publish or post other people’s private and confidential information, such as credit card numbers, street address or Social Security/National Identity numbers, without their express authorization and permission.
  • Violence and Threats: You may not publish or post direct, specific threats of violence against others.

Spike Lee, Roseanne Barr and others have already attempted to steer lynch mobs to Zimmerman’s private homes.  Yet they are still allowed on Twitter.  Thousand to tens of thousands of hoodie enthusiasts are making direct threats to murder George Zimmerman today yet where are these enforcers of civility at Twitter and Facebook and any number progressive social media sites.

They are, in fact, enablers of these calls to lynch mob justice and should either shut those accounts down or be sued into bankruptcy for being the platform that tacitly allowed it after it was brought to their attention if harm comes to Zimmerman, his family or whoever happened to be misfortunate enough to live at the addresses where the aforementioned morons directed their assassins.

 

Courting Controversy

June 26th, 2013 at 11:33 pm by Brian

I am utterly baffled by what gets people happy these days.  Why should liberals be excited that the same 5-4 margin of victory as Citizens United just went the other way in favor forcing businesses, churches, religious-based hospitals and people who have voted overwhelmingly the other way to accept gay marriage?  Oh, for Citizens United it’s wrong.  But for this it’s right.  Striking down part of the Voting Rights Act is wrong.  But this is right.

It’s always right when it’s something you want and it’s always wrong when it’s something you don’t.  Some consistency would be nice.

Let’s just get something out of the way – I do not believe that being gay should be a protected status.  It is a lifestyle choice.  Just like being straight.  Just like using drugs.  Just like wearing a pink mohawk and a leather jacket.  People get judged for lifestyle choices.  By their families, friends and employers.  Whether or not you feel you are born that way and how you choose to live your life is a personal choice.  Embrace the personal responsibility for how you have chosen to live your life.  That’s not a judgment against it.

Presumably, you are a person.  Presumably, one rich in spirit and capable of many thoughts and feelings above those of primates.  I myself am an amalgam of a wide-ranging and sometimes contradictory set of personal beliefs and actions.  However, I would never seek to only define and identify myself but what I prefer to stick in my asshole, mouth or what genital I prefer to lick.

To define yourself solely based on your sexual behavior is a perversion whether you are homosexual, heterosexual, bisexual or asexual.

I don’t fully know what to think about the Supreme Court rulings today.  My personal belief is that government has no right regulating marriage – period.  The only way conservatives can preserve marriage is to have the federal government end giving tax credits, incentives, etc. to one group of people and not to another.  Otherwise, Big Government with it’s all crushingly clumsy boots are going to step all over your steeple.

Everyone can still get married in their church.  If your church recognizes same-sex marriage well good for you.  But everyone should enter a civil union if they want the state or federal government to recognize legal implications from your religious ceremony and eventually there will be standardized nomenclature for asset distribution and in the event of death or marital dissolution.  It can automatically renew based on a negotiated timeline with an auto-renew clause unless notified in writing 90 days in advance.

I know.  I’m a romantic.  But tax credits and government incentives are what have given the government the wink and nod to jam the tips of their gangbanging 5-4 Supreme Court strap-ons into the tender orifices of the historical institution of marriage and the only way to preserve it is to quit taking their welfare.

Exit question:  So, the historically anti-samesex marriage Obama can call up gay activists congratulating them on a judicial victory like they just won the Super Bowl with a sense of urgency he doesn’t reserve for his Ambassador in Benghazi crying for help as he’s being raped in the streets and murdered?

Priorities, people.  Priorities.

Everybody’s A Traitor!

June 11th, 2013 at 2:03 pm by Brian

Strong words, from flappy-jowled, aching pussy of an excuse for a man:

House Speaker John Boehner today called NSA leaker Edward Snowden a “traitor” who put Americans at risk by releasing classified information to the media.

“He’s a traitor,” the highest ranking Republican in the House of Representatives said in an extensive interview with ABC News’ George Stephanopoulos. “The disclosure of this information puts Americans at risk.  It shows our adversaries what our capabilities are.  And it’s a giant violation of the law.”

Disclosing to a foreign media source that every American citizen and business phone has been tapped, including Congress and the Supreme Court  and anyone in the world who has communicated to them by the most corrupt administration in history is treason.  The actual tapping of those phones and e-mails is not treason without suspicion or probable cause?

Did no one watch the tv-show The Wire?  The police had to keep turning their “wire” off every few minutes because even with a warrant they were only allowed to listen for a set period of time.  That was for fucking criminals.  It was to be expanded for terrorists after 9/11 but I recall no conversations or debates on the Senate floor about extending warrantless wiretaps against US citizens with no involvement in terrorism in perpetuity.  That is the definition of a police state.

As if on queue, if I’m to believe the P.U. Center’s polling then 56% of Americans think tapping our phones is A-OK.  And that’s not treason.

Clearly, the solution to this “giant violation of the law” is to simply change the law. Maybe something to protect whistleblowers.  Call it a Whistleblower Protection Act.

I do not know if Edward Snowden is a traitor.  I know that I don’t consider the disclosure of information to a newspaper that can still guard that information in the same way that I would Bradley Manning’s transfer of raw information to Wikileaks that definitely resulted in people who were cooperating with US authorities in warzones being killed.  Clearly, he has an ego the size of his Hawaii love nest and the moral flexibility of his contortionist girlfriend.  But once again, the government created it’s own traitor.  At $200k a year for a high school dropout who washed out from the military.

But my phone needs to be tapped.

Just like the looming Grand Bargain on Amnesty for Illegal Aliens.  Americans have been put at risk.  Every child sex offending, drunk driving, drug dealing murderous immigrant from Mexico’s filthy shores is already on our doorstep and Boehner’s solution is to give them citizenship, an Obamaphone and an EBT card because of living in the shadows or something.  And a fine.  Because someone who’s going on welfare has a bunch of back taxes in their other pantalones.

Now go vote for me!  That other guy was gonna give you everything and no back taxes but vote for me anyway because I did you a solid.

10 year old girls can buy an abortion pill over the counter without question but I have to present a valid Drivers License and sign my name in a drug offender registry to buy a 24 pack of Sudafed during allergy season.

Seriously.   This country is too fucking stupid to survive.

 

Dear Graduating Class of 2013 / Future Sex Offender Registrants

May 25th, 2013 at 2:18 pm by Brian

Any time and place is the right time to be lectured by Barack Obama about whatever pet issue that he’s pushing that day.

Oh.  Did you think your graduation was about you and your hard work over the last several years?  No, no, and one more enthusiastic no young man, lady or as yet undetermined he/she/it.

Graduation ceremonies are about the invited speaker opining to you about what really grinds their gears.  The fact that your existence is one of them is just more guilt-laden icing on their gluten free cake:

President Obama on Friday used the issue of sexual assault in the military to illustrate to Naval Academy graduates the importance of trust and honor at a time when the public has grown weary of missteps by public servants.

“It only takes the misconduct of a few to further erode people’s trust in their government,” Obama told the graduates at Navy-Marine Corps Memorial Stadium.

Everybody has a big screen tv in their home these days but when I was growing up you had to go sit in a movie theater to see projection that large.

Ensign No Class Barry “Choom Choom” Soetero reporting for duty 30 years too late, sir!

Now I get it!  The public has grown weary and mistrustful of public servants because of rampant sex abuse in the Navy.  Not unconstitutionally wiretapping the AP, James Rosen and his parents, drone strikes on US civilians, leaving Navy SEALs and ambassadors to die when you could have helped, voter suppression of Tea Party activists by the IRS or that same IRS being in charge of grabbing every citizen by the back of the head and forcing their mouths down on Obamacare’s thorny cock.

No…it was sex abuse in the military.  Ok.  I’ll play along.

Continuing with Obama’s theme of military personnel as unrepentant rapists, his handpicked and defense-hating Secretary of Defense blew his own rape whistle at West Point graduates this morning:

Secretary of Defense Chuck Hagel told graduates of the United States Military Academy at West Point on Saturday that sexual assaults would be a “a profound betrayal” of their oaths to the Army.

Hagel challenged the 2013 West Point graduates to “be the generation of leaders who stop” internal issues like sexual assaults, alcoholism and suicide, which he said were “debilitating, incendiary and destructive” to the Army’s strength.

“Sexual harassment and assault are a profound betrayal of sacred oaths and sacred trust,” Hagel said during his speech. “This scourge must be stamped out. We’re all accountable for ensuring that this happens. We can’t fail the Army or America. We can’t fail each other.”

*clap, clap, cla……….*       *clap*

Shorter Hagel:  You’ve completed your training.  I’m sure it was a picnic. He’s your gun.  Now don’t get drunk and start raping people.

I’m trying to envision this line of Graduation speeches if it was similarly applied at Morehouse.

Dear Morehouse Men:

It’s been a long six years full of countless malt liquors to achieve that Bachelors in Sociology that you’ve accumulated $40k in debt towards.  Please do not use your educations for manufacturing crack cocaine on your way to impregnating some dumb slut who will be pushing the baby that you’re not around to raise across seven lanes of traffic from her one bedroom apartment in a dangerous neighborhood to the bus stop for her daily commute to the welfare office.

Oh, and congratulations on your hard work!  The lifelong dream of both you and your ancestors to give me a fistbump will be administered shortly.

The difference is Obama admonishes Morehouse grads to be giving back to the community while he’s imploring military personnel to not become felonious sex offenders.

For someone whose primary work experience consisted of a Baskin-Robbins, light general office work and an occasional adjunct lecturer on his way to becoming the world’s leading amateur golfer / street ball power forward, he certainly knows how to recognize the laziness in others.

For someone who is the epitome of an affirmative action charity case, who to this day refuses to unseal his own college transcripts, he is adept at hijacking a day that so many struggled and sacrified to achieve in order to coopt it and rob it of any joy in the service of his instinctive need to hector you with his prejudices of you.

Don’t ever invite this guy to speak at your wedding.  He’ll let you know he’s the best man and that despite all of your numerous flaws that it’s important that you not abandon each other when times get rough in the economy he created.

Again, thank you America for the gift of this self-righteous fuckwad.

An IRS Full of Lynndie Englands

May 19th, 2013 at 10:52 am by Brian

Lynndie England

Remember when low-level functionaries operating outside the law were the direct responsibility of The President and the type of lawless culture he promoted?  I mean, it’s not applicable now since 94% of the IRS employees union donates money to Obama and the post-Modern media is incapable of making the logical conclusion that there is a correlation between that number and the shared beliefs of the two.

And even less so, since buck passing has risen in popularity over the last several years:

The Roots of Abu Ghraib

Published: June 09, 2004

In response to the outrages at Abu Ghraib, the Bush administration has repeatedly assured Americans that the president and his top officials did not say or do anything that could possibly be seen as approving the abuse or outright torture of prisoners.

Since the Abu Ghraib scandal broke into public view, the administration has contended that a few sadistic guards acted on their own to commit the crimes we’ve all seen in pictures and videos. At times, the White House has denied that any senior official was aware of the situation, as it did with Red Cross reports documenting a pattern of prisoner abuse in Iraq. In response to a rising pile of documents proving otherwise, the administration has mounted a ”Wizard of Oz” defense, urging Americans not to pay attention to inconvenient evidence.

Today, those purveyors of Ozian prevarications are called Jay Carney, Dan Pfeiffer and David Plouffe.  By the current definition, Abu Ghraib would have only been possible if you were able to produce timestamped e-mails from George Bush to Lynndie England advising her on her patriotic duty to point at terrorists’ junk and building gay pyramids with them.  Anything else is just “political hay” and “distractions”.

Lying Prick

Lying Prick:  Lying like the prickishly, pig-snouted sociopath he is.  Prick.

After all, Bush should have refrained from “Wizard of Oz” defenses and gone straight for the “Duh, I found out when you guys did when I read the paper this morning” defense.  Who wouldn’t be encouraged by the current President’s seemingly drunk driving while blindfolded, hands-off-the-wheel, pedal to the metal approach to governing?  That stupid Bush didn’t read papers but he was the personal Torquemada of systemic torture at a makeshift prison on the other side of the world when not clearing out brush on his ranch of hate.

But we know that Obama is not a hands off person.  He’s a control freak.  And the only time that he of a million “I, I, I, I” speeches is nowhere near the Captain’s Quarters is when there is some blame needing be placed.

We do not know how high up in the chain of command the specific sanction for abusing prisoners was given, and we may never know, because the Army is investigating itself and the Pentagon is stonewalling the Senate Armed Services Committee. It may yet be necessary for Congress to form an investigative panel with subpoena powers to find the answers.

What we have seen, topped by that legalistic treatise on torture, shows clearly that Mr. Bush set the tone for this dreadful situation by pasting a false ”war on terrorism” label on the invasion of Iraq.

Ah, yes.  “Tone setting”.

Surely, the New York Times is positing a similar thought this weekend in the wake of widespread, years long IRS persecution of ideologically and religiously litmus-tested groups in order to quell their patriotic dissent before an election.  Surely, their flame of outrage would burn brightly out of consistency alone!  To do so otherwise would be bare assed hypocrisy.

NEWS that employees at the Internal Revenue Service targeted groups with “Tea Party” or “patriot” in their name for special scrutiny has raised pious alarms among some lawmakers and editorial writers.

Yes, the I.R.S. may have been worse than clumsy in considering an (ed. – non-existent) avalanche of applications for nonprofit status under the tax code, and that deserves scrutiny whether or not the agency’s employees were spurred by partisan motives. After all, some of these “tea party” groups are most likely not innocent nonprofit organizations devoted to the cultural significance of hot beverages — or to other, more civic, virtues. Rather, they and others are groups that may be illegally spending a majority of their resources on political activity while manipulating the tax code to hide their donors and evade taxes (the unwritten rule being that no more than 49 percent of a group’s resources can be used for political purposes).

For the people who demand that you provide videotaped confessions, time stamped e-mails and caught-red-handed evidence that Obama had absolutely nothing to do with he political targeting of his enemies and of which he was the direct beneficiary of that persecution, they certainly have no problem proclaiming allegations of tax evasion of nefarious motives to the victims in this instance while excusing the IRS perpetrators as merely “clumsy” with zero evidence whatsoever.

Where was this caveat as to the inherent guilt of those Abu Ghraib prisoners?  Were those prison guards not laboring under conditions worse than the cubicle dwelling paper miners at the IRS?

Congress has already announced hearings and investigations, and the service’s leadership will be grilled, as it should be. But it would be a travesty if the misdeeds here undermined the important work that must now be done to foster greater transparency, and to bolster confidence that the I.R.S. is in fact scrutinizing politically active groups across the board, regardless of their ideological bent.

Citizens need to rest assured that the integrity of our political system is intact.

As opposed to publishing inflammatory pictures and making unsubstantiated allegations in bad faith that sexual abuse of enemy combantants was demanded from on high in order to enflame Islamic fundamentalists to attack our service people because you wanted to lay blame for low-level military personnel’s behavior at the feet of the Commander-In-Chief with the non-preferred party letter after their name.  In order to “assure the integrity of our political system”.

If it wasn’t for double standards, the New York Times would have no standards at all.

UPDATE:  Even a stodgey old hack like Bob Schieffer finally had enough of the aforementioned Capital “P” Prick Dan Pfeiffer’s bald-faced obfuscations this morning.  When the Wilford Brimley of the Obama’s old media water carriers starts telling you to you to your stupid oinking face that you are sounding like Nixon during Watergate, it might be time to reverse course on demanding that Republicans apologize for impugning the reputation of Susan Rice for lying to the American People on five morning talk shows in a row.

You know, Dan.  Can I call you Dan?  Gunga Dan.  Your boss, Mr. Post-Racial, was at the race-based Morehouse College explaining to their graduating future welfare recipients that they are going to have to work “twice as hard” as white people just “to get by”.  That means that they would have to lie twice as hard as you to be in your position.  Hard to even imagine how that’s possible.

Exit question.  Why can’t anyone call a lie a “lie” anymore?  It’s dolled up in euphemisms like “you’re not telling the truth” or providing some golden bridge excuse for a lack of honesty.  When you’re a liar, you’re a liar.  Capital “L”, little “i”, little “a”, little “r”.  Liar.  Dan The Lying Prickface Pfeiffer.  End of story.

But I do understand how in this economy of your boss’s making that a House Cracka gotta eat and if it means going on tv and mouthing a few of Master’s lies to let you back on the porch that Obama’s House Crackas gotta do what a cracka gotta do.  You’re a better man than I, Gunga Dan.

Gabby Giffords Gives Us A Piece of Her Mind

April 18th, 2013 at 12:09 am by Brian

Er, what’s left of it anyway in this smarmy, disingenuous, crayon scrawled, color-by-numbers NY Times op-ed:

On Wednesday, a minority of senators gave into fear and blocked common-sense legislation that would have made it harder for criminals and people with dangerous mental illnesses to get hold of deadly firearms — a bill that could prevent future tragedies like those in Newtown, Conn., Aurora, Colo., Blacksburg, Va., and too many communities to count.

Gave into fear?  Those people looked straight into what used to be your face and voted the conscience of their constituents.  That you can’t understand that may be written up to damaged ear drums or loss of cognitive abilities or what have you.  But make no mistake.  Let me be clear.  It took courage to stand up against the rotten, emotional blackmail perpetrated by your fellow Grabbies.

I always suspected she had something against minorities but her lies about this pathetic attempt to manipulate the public by Obama wearing a stole made out of the dead pelts of tender children makes me think she’s also a self-hating handicap.  Can’t depressed people defend themselves, too?

I know what it feels like to take a tough vote. This was neither. These senators made their decision based on political fear and on cold calculations about the money of special interests like the National Rifle Association, which in the last election cycle spent around $25 million on contributions, lobbying and outside spending.

So 40+ Senators were bought off with less money than Michael Bloomberg has spent in the last two months?  We should get the NRA to run the Treasury with that kind of ROI.   This is more than just making an argument that no one is acting in good faith and has legitimate concerns about a bill that was not going to be allowed to be debated.   It is about dehumanizing your enemies.  Kind of like Jared Loughner did before he tried to wipe a few out.

Speaking is physically difficult for me. But my feelings are clear: I’m furious. I will not rest until we have righted the wrong these senators have done, and until we have changed our laws so we can look parents in the face and say: We are trying to keep your children safe.

I’m sure a few thousand women who visited a Philadelphia abortion clinic and whose uterii look like the inside of Grabby’s cranium and whose children’s remains are being snaked out of the toilet they were flushed down or thawed out in the stale milk cartons that constitute their final resting place might disagree about the scope of the shit that Gabby Giffords gives about the kids vis a vis – Their Safety(tm).  Exponentially more kids died at Kermit Gosnell’s cloven hooves on the altar of choice than those sacrosanct more advanced fetuses greater angels of Sandy Hook.

But, ugh.  I do agree with Gabby.  Listening to her speak is physically difficult for me as well.  I’m furious whenever I see Barack Obama doing a Jeff Dunham impersonation and sticking his hand up her ass to make her mouth move.  Despite how old the act has gotten, there is always a fresh coat of Murphy’s Oil on her when she’s taken out of the box. *tap, tap, tap*  Is this thing on?  Apparently, not.

I am asking every reasonable American to help me tell the truth about the cowardice these senators demonstrated. I am asking for mothers to stop these lawmakers at the grocery store and tell them: You’ve lost my vote. I am asking activists to unsubscribe from these senators’ e-mail lists and to stop giving them money. I’m asking citizens to go to their offices and say: You’ve disappointed me, and there will be consequences.

If she wasn’t already half an invalid, I would have said that last line is a dog-whistle to incite murder against the Senators who voted against this atrocity of a gun-grab bill.  Maybe Gabby can encourage “mothers” to write letters to their Senators laced with Minute Ricin in the likely event that they don’t run into their Senator at the grocery store.

Mark my words: if we cannot make our communities safer with the Congress we have now, we will use every means available to make sure we have a different Congress, one that puts communities’ interests ahead of the gun lobby’s. To do nothing while others are in danger is not the American way.

“To do nothing while others are in danger is not the American way.”  She says this with a straight face.  Or as straight as her face will get.

A couple of Navy SEALs, intelligence officers and a raped Libyan Ambassador were unavailable for comment.

Guess Who’s Not Coming To Dinner

April 10th, 2013 at 12:12 am by Brian

Awww, leftovers again?

At least they got a voter ID card

For those who only watch US based news, it is a true testament to the absolute immoral authority of the American media that the crimes of Philadelphia “doctor” Kermit Gosnell have gone without mention in any major newspapers or television networks.  And for all of the shame heaped on Dr. Ben Carson for his comments on gay marriage, somehow he is in the news and this so-called doctor doesn’t even warrant a mention in passing:

Gosnell, 72, is charged with murdering seven babies at Philadelphia Women’s Medical Society and with the death of the woman, who suffered cardiac arrest after she was given too much anesthesia.

Chances of Obama inviting the victims of Dr. Gosnell on Air Force One to promote greater regulation of the abortion industry?  Less than zero.  If he’d eat a dog then a tasty baby would be right up the alley he cheerfully sends these kids to be slaughtered in.

None dare call it The War On Women.  If they did the pro-abortion crowd could at least label the death of Karnamaya Mongar as friendly fire.  Can’t make an abortion omelet without accidentally euthanizing the occasional egg factory with too much anesthesia.  You see a woman’s body is like a termite infested house and once in a while you have to drop a tent over it to gas out the pests.

On the bright side, those nasty conservatives kept their laws of her body.  On the dark side, those sainted liberals allow Gosnell’s hands all over it.

A Grand Jury report said the clinic was crawling with cats and reeking of animal urine and feces. Furniture and blankets were stained with blood and instruments were not properly sterilized.

Disturbingly, the report alleged that fetal remains were stuffed into: ‘cabinets, in the basement, in a freezer, in jars and bags and plastic jugs’.

It would rain fetuses. Fetuses and blood all over the place. It is literally a beheading. It is separating the brain from the body,’ one former employee Stephen Massof told NBC.

But he said he believed the intentions of his boss were honest and that the doctor believed he was helping the women, often extremely poor, who came to him.

If you read that last paragraph and understand the diseased mind of liberals then you know immediately that their first thoughts would run to concern over the cats and animal cruelty.

I didn't choose the jug lifeI didn’t choose the Jug Life:  The Jug Life Chose Me

And not a one would think that Gosnell is anything more than an aberration.  What doctor taking a Hippocratic Oath gets up in the morning, chest swelling with righteous purpose, at the thought of cutting off the head of a baby with a pair of scissors knowing that it could survive if born prematurely?  Only a monster.  And this world is filled with them.

I mean who doesn’t have all the cabinets and drawers of their office stuffed full of dead babies if not a monster?  The recycling bins cover everything don’t they?  Recycling, composting and waste.  These dismembered children qualify at least as waste don’t they?  Crazy Kermit’s House of Discount Abortion skimps on disposal fees and passes their savings on to you!

Like the others, the high school student was given absurd responsibilities: performing ultrasounds, giving patients drugs, and helping with the surgeries. While Tina Baldwin and Lewis had attended the Thompson Institute and received rudimentary medical training, only Baldwn received a certificate of completion — in 2009, near the end of her tenure. Williams, in helping with procedures, would allegedly deliver babies, born fully alive, and then sever their spinal cords — as she had learned from the doctor. Sherry West, a former patient of Gosnell’s, was diagnosed Hepatitis C and never used gloves or other sanitary precautions when touching patients, administering IVs and drawing blood.

Savings galore!  Assuming you don’t catch Hep C on your first visit and aren’t accidentally murdered by the 15 year old teenager administering your sedatives.  Unsurprisingly, administering drugs is the only reason why Gosnell was discovered and the sole reason why his office was raided before they unwittingly uncovered this horror show.

The trial is in its fourth week and is expected to last another month. If Gosnell is found guilty he could be given the death penalty.

Eight clinic employees have pleaded guilty to various charges, while a ninth is on trial with Gosnell.

The death penalty??? For an abortion doctor?  What kind of sweet, poetic justice is this?  The only thing that could make it better is if every registered Democrat got the same sentence.  They are all just as guilty as Gosnell.  They all endorse his line of work if not his hygiene.  If Kathy Boudin can get a plum teaching assignment then Eric Rudolph should be able to form his own political action committee.

Where are the pictures?  As I understand liberalism, we can’t have an honest discussion about Sandy Hook until we can see some pictures of dead kids.  How about some pictures of these little angels who had their wings clipped by scissors to the brain and exterminated as if they were subhuman vermin.

The absence of this story as front page news in any major US newspaper or television station is because it is an indictment of liberalism itself.  We have to get updates from the British press because the American media is so biased that the penumbra imaginarily emanating from the Constitution to sanction taxpayer funded killing of your child must be protected at all costs while the explicitly established right to protect yourself is subject to an up-or-down vote after the requisite grandstanding from the Emotional Bully-In-Chief.

By God, you’re proud of your “choice”.  I can tell.  So proud that it must never see the light of day.

Further:  an excellent summary at the Houston Chronicle’s blog.

 

The Cowardly Ben Carson

March 29th, 2013 at 9:10 pm by Brian

A lot of people seem to be putting their already half-cracked and dripping eggs into the Ben Carson Basket.  This fount of inspiration.  A probable religious liberal whose one-time dressing down of Obama over his healthcare law has earned him The Free Pass from the fair denizens of Hannitry.  But the measure of someone is how much they are willing to stand for their convinctions.  And when it comes to Carson telling people what they need to hear when they need to hear it – this isn’t particularly encouraging:

A pediatric neurosurgeon who has become the darling of conservatives since speaking against nationalized healthcare is now under fire for comments he made about same-sex marriage.

Dr. Benjamin Carson told MSNBC’s “Andrea Mitchell Reports” on Friday that he would be willing to step down as commencement speaker at the Johns Hopkins University School of Medicine after faculty and students signed petitions asking that he not speak.

“I would say this is their day, and the last thing I would want to do is rain on their parade,” Carson told Mitchell.

Carson said in the interview that he has not notified the university he won’t be speaking. “I am waiting for appropriate channels,” he said. “I don’t think television is the appropriate channel.”

I don’t get it.  You just told everybody you’re not doing it but you’re waiting for the right moment to tell them that you don’t want to face a potentially hostile audience for a commencement address?

One of the petitions, quoted by The Hill newspaper, reads: “We retain the highest respect for Dr. Carson’s achievements and value his right to publicly voice political views. Nevertheless, we feel that these expressed values are incongruous with the values of Johns Hopkins and deeply offensive to a large proportion of our student body.”

So a speaker should only reflect the views of the majority?  That’s a good lesson.

How is this any different than any conservative college graduate who has to sit through the insufferable pap of the Oprah Winfreys, Nancy Pelosis or other leftarded savants who litter the April/May blogfeeds when they hijack every college commencement speech and slam it into the twin towers of Respect For The Opinions of Others and Respect For The Work of the Graduates.

Was Carson’s commencement address supposed to be about gay marriage?  I thought it should be something more along the lines of how “despite all your hardwork you have to learn how to deal with disappointment and not getting your way all the time”.  Or maybe, “in the course of the rest of your life you will come into contact with many people who don’t agree with you on every issue”.

Now would be the perfect time for that lesson since it’s painfully obvious they haven’t learned it in 5-10 years of college.

Regardless, Carson’s decision to quit should give anyone pause.  If he’s not willing to fight (if by fight you mean give a speech) for his right to his own beliefs how would he parlay that into steadfastness in fighting for yours.

There are very few neurosurgeons in the world.   He just might know something other than gay marriage to talk to these overextended, undereducated, intolerant future unemployables about.  But we’ll never know because he’s a quitter who is trying to pass off cowardice for respect of the opinions of people who have no respect for his.

Respect is a two-way street and Carson is content to let the thugs hog the road.  Don’t want to interrupt your good time with something you need to hear.  These are critical oppotunities that leaders never let pass.

Would you trust one of these thugs to operate on you if they knew your beliefs differed from there’s?  We only operate on those whose  political views reflect that of the majority of our distinct geographic proximity.

They need to be told the truth to their stupid faces at least once to say they got their money’s worth.  He may be able to heal damaged corpus callosum of a kid but when it comes to winning the minds of of the adult children Carson has conceded that he is not the man for the job.

Who Is Going To Protect Me From All This Cocaine?

March 29th, 2013 at 8:48 am by Brian

It’s the Pester Over The Sequester!  The Tut-tut after the spending cut.  In the eternal search for the lightning in the silver cloud of the so-called Sequester, the Democommie chicken littles mistakenly garner support for ever greater budget cutbacks:

Warnings are also growing that the spending cuts will open the floodgates for more illicit drugs reaching U.S. soil. At a hearing last week before the House Armed Services Committee, Southern Command chief Marine Gen. John Kelly said sequestration means he could end up without critical air and water surveillance to monitor for cocaine trafficking.

“If I lose those assets, if they go to zero — and there are some that are predicting they will go to zero — then all of that cocaine, all of it, will get ashore, and more, I would predict, would get ashore and be on the streets of New York and Boston and Portland, Maine,” Kelly said.

Funny.  I never wanted to move to New York, Boston or Portland, Maine before.

Did anyone ever stop to think that maybe, just maybe cocaine is what this nation needs to get it off the fucking couch and back to work?  To paraphrase Ned Flanders’ father, I understand that “we’ve tried nothing and we’re all out of ideas” to make the turd of this economy swirl backwards up the bowl but I say it’s time to take a more unconventional approach.

Liquidate our nation’s evidence rooms and provide a free eightball once a week for a job well done.  Or at least done enthusiastically half-assed.

Why, some cocaine users even go on to become Presid…..eh.  Scratch that.

CORRECTION:  We’re just going to call it “Undocumented” Cocaine.  Then it’s not illegal anymore when it sneaks across the border and does the job that no American unemployment check will do.

 

Blissfully Unaware

March 29th, 2013 at 8:01 am by Brian

I remember before September 11th.  It wasn’t that long ago.  Airport lines were shorter.  Not necessarily pleasant but they didn’t involve a prostate exam by a person selling nude body scans of you on the Internet.

What I remember most was the feeling the morning before everyone knew.  The not having to care as much.  The enemy is over there.  Sure, we all have to worry about the criminals among us but the truly damaging threats are somewhere on the other side of a sea.

It’s why North Korea bothers me so much now:

The photos appeared in the state-run Rodong newspaper and were apparently taken at an “emergency meeting” early on Friday morning. They show Kim signing the order for North Korea’s strategic rocket forces to be on standby to fire at US targets, the paper said, with large-scale maps and diagrams in the background.

Move along.  Nothing to see here, right?  Just more Bellicose Rhetoric ™ from a young dictator wannabe trying to show his military experience is what they keep telling us.   Obama’s in Charge!  What could possibly go wrong with such a experienced statesman like that at the helm?

Let’s just poo-poo these comments and see the continuation of Clintonian State Departmentalizing.  We’ll say his comments are “unhelpful”.  Maybe when the rockets are fueled and you see the blood-raging in his eyes you can upgrade them to “deeply concerning”.

“He finally signed the plan on technical preparations of strategic rockets, ordering them to be on standby to fire so that they may strike any time the US mainland, its military bases in the operational theatres in the Pacific, including Hawaii and Guam, and those in South Korea,” the state-run KCNA news agency reported.

Huh?  Wuh?  I’m sorry.  I wasn’t paying attention.  The family’s coming over Easter and I’ve been busy with trying to do my taxes.  I got this new tablet and you won’t believe all the crazy shit it does.

Kim “convened an urgent operation meeting” of senior generals just after midnight, signed a rocket preparation plan and ordered his forces on standby to strike the U.S. mainland, South Korea, Guam and Hawaii, state media reported.

How long are you suppoesd to thaw a turkey?  I’m probably just going to get a ham from Honeybaked or something.  I’m sure we don’t have enough chairs.  It would be easier if we just went out.  And cheaper too.  Nashville is growing so much.  We’re absolutely certain that we’re the next big thing.  So many new places to choose from in Midtown and The Gulch and all the right people are moving here.

Kim said “the time has come to settle accounts with the U.S. imperialists in view of the prevailing situation,” according to a report by the North’s official Korean Central News Agency.

Later Friday at the main square in Pyongyang, tens of thousands of North Koreans turned out for a 90-minute mass rally in support of Kim’s call to arms. Men and women, many of them in olive drab uniforms, stood in arrow-straight lines, fists raised as they chanted, “Death to the U.S. imperialists.” Placards in the plaza bore harsh words for South Korea as well, including, “Let’s rip the puppet traitors to death!”

Now, to the untrained eye, this type of thing is just what they do over there.  Little children that they are.  Banging their highchairs for attention.  Pat them on the head.  Tell everyone to calm down and quit being so sensitive.  We went from being the World’s Policeman to the World’s Wet Nurse in five short years.  In another three we’re going to be it’s bitch.

Experts believe the country is years away from developing nuclear-tipped missiles that could strike the United States. Many say they’ve also seen no evidence that Pyongyang has long-range missiles that can hit the U.S. mainland.

Lucky for us – experts are never wrong.  It’s not like Little Un has painted himself into a corner here that if he doesn’t do something that he’s going to look incredibly weak.

So where are we? What changes if:

A nuclear missile flies and gets shot down by an iron dome rocket.  Do we call that a mulligan and schedule tea with the Ambassador?

A nuclear missile flies and misses its target.  Another mulligan?

A nuclear missile flies and it hits an ally, a US territory or our mainland.  Then what?

What changes?  The world, chico.  The world.

You can almost see the Army manuals being written now.  When your transgendered platoon leader conducts door-to-door introductions with environmentally and ethnically sensitive gift baskets you should introduce yourself with your head bowed so as not to offend.

As on that same morning before the crisis, we remain unprepared and unwilling to acknowledge the threat in our faces.  It’s over there somewhere.

WASHINGTON (Reuters) – Defense Secretary Chuck Hagel *shudder* said on Thursday that North Korea‘s provocative actions and belligerent tone had “ratcheted up the danger” on the Korean peninsula, but he denied that the United States had aggravated the situation by flying stealth bombers to the region.

We have to take seriously every provocative, bellicose word and action that this new young leader has taken so far” since coming to power, Hagel told a Pentagon news conference, referring to Kim Jong-un.

Ah, yes.  The “young” leader.  Good thing he’s not a woman.  She’d probably just be on her period or something.  The U.S. has to take North Korea seriously.  At least we have to say we do.  Else we lose the optics.  Perhaps we can push through some gun control legislation because of this.  Or maybe some gay marriage bills.    Or perhaps some more laserlike focus on Priorty Numero Uno – Yobs!  You know the problem that’s solved already.

I don’t know about ya’ll but I am taking my money out of the bank.  Remember, we financed two wars we didn’t need on a credit card so they say.  How do you think they’re going to pay for the one they are going to let happen to us?  Get Alec Baldwin to transfer our balances to a new, low-interest rate Capital One Card?

Come to think of it – what am I worried about money for?  An arsonist is fleeing the scene of the shithouse moments before it goes up in flames.  Sure he’s in a 600 ton bulletproof limousine that doesn’t run on diesel and if Trayvon had a father it would probably look like him but that is somebody else’s problem.  Hopefully Austin, Texas.

And the money?  I never missed what I never had.  I can leave it in my 401k and the Dow will jump 200 points once the first missile lands.  Now, about that turkey.

From the Wayback Machine:

Slack Ops

On Wii, Ennui: Will Obama be able to finish 18 holes in time to hold the 38th parallel?

Use pitch, draw and don’t forget SPIN to turn what is traditionally a lazy, rich man’s pastime into your foreign policy legacy.

Realistic gameplay lets you be the POTUS. When North Korea launches a sneak attack on an ally’s civilians, you are forced to reckon with 18 Holes to avert Nuclear Holocaust starting off with a brutal par 5 where you must negotiate a harrowing sand trap after the first dog leg.  If we can’t get back to the clubhouse by nightfall, a tersely worded letter to the U.N. won’t get drafted in time!

So Real Even Your Ratings Will Plummet: Use the crowd control feature to whip-up or settle down a fawning press corps.  Camo’d cameo announcers Chris Mathews, Andrea Mitchell, Katie Couric and Brian Williams report from the rough (terrain of their New York /D.C.studios) to give you the play-by-play commentary and your Wii controller’s leg adapter unleashes our patented vibrating Tingle ™ Technology.  Don’t get distracted by how awesome you are. You’ve still got to compose that meeting request with your Cabinet so you can draft that letter!

Unlock hidden missions! It’s a game inside of the game.  After being rebuffed from Chinese diplomats, you are forced to enter into a deadly game of pick-up basketball.  Will Robert Gibbs get picked last?    Use Obama’s natural tendency to bow as you reach in to steal the ball and hog it until the shot clock runs down.  You only have minutes left before you can draft that text message to your assistant so she can schedule that meeting request with your Cabinet and hold a quorum on that letter you were thinking about writing when everybody was still mad about that thing that happened - before The Final Buzzer.

 

 

 

Delenda Est CPAC

March 17th, 2013 at 9:14 am by Brian

There were very few rays of sunshine if I am to believe the coverage of CPAC Republican Party navelgazing this last week.  Mitt Romney’s first choice for President, Ohio Senator Rob Portman, selfishly came out in favor of gay marriage because his son is gay.  If only his son was a cocaine addict like Joe Biden’s daughter perhaps we could get Republicans to end the War on Drugs!

The news that Senator Rob Portman of Ohio has become a supporter of equal marriage rights for gays and lesbians because he himself has a gay son was a surprise. That’s because Portman is not only a staunch conservative but also an important member of the Republican Party establishment; he was a key adviser to Mitt Romney during his Presidential campaign, his debate-prep partner, and he was seriously vetted for Vice-President on the G.O.P. ticket. Many people, including myself, predicted that Portman would be the V.P. pick, and some believe that, had Portman been chosen, Romney could have won.

The New Yorker says this with a straight face.  Romney/Portman could have won what exactly?  Fourth place in Iowa for the Democratic primary?

The more I’ve been thinking about this, the more it is bothering me.  So long as I have this right:  Rob Portman’s son comes out of the closet to his parents.  What right does Rob Portman have to out his son to the world for what he mistakes as an attempt at political gain?  Mental note to Will Portman:  Don’t volunteer any other personal information to your dad you don’t want broadcasted on CNN.  Be really courageous and say you’re bisexual.  Why do I only get to marry one sex?  Enough on that.

What was once a rabblerousing, base motivating exercise in competing ideologies within the Republican Party is now nothing more than the establishment’s half-assed effort to homogenize opinion in advance and somehow get a good review from the Washington Post.  Which ain’t gonna happen:

Maybe it’s a sign of the times, but CPAC wasted little time before tacking the immigration issue.

The first speech kicked off at 9 a.m., and by 10:45, immigration was front-and-center with a panel discussion titled, “Respecting Families and the Rule of Law: A Lasting Immigration Policy.”

Predictably, much of the conversation dealt with how conservatives who support securing the border must also adopt a more compassionate tone when discussing immigration.

Respecting (Illegal) Families and the Rules of Law?  Pick one.  Besides, what is there to discuss?  Obama, ICE and Napolitano have already passed de facto amnesty and several states are giving illegal aliens discounted college aid far below what legal citizens in an adjacent state would have to pay.  We are already in a lawless time.  Worse than lawless actually.  No laws for some and rigidly enforced laws for others.

I live in Nashville, Tennessee and we are a de facto sanctuary city.  Construction is booming and at any time of the day illegals in hard hats are jaywalking from wherever a parking spot is found on the way to the construction site.  Our mayor welcomes them.  Local attorneys provide them pro bono services to keep them in the country illegally.  Local businesses hire them so they can avoid paying taxes.  It is illegality on top of identity theft on top of tax evasion on top of screwing over the poor, benighted souls produced from our public education system who have to compete against them.  And so very compassionate.

The fact that this gRINgO breed of Republicans thinks that they can out pander and out-bribe illegal Latinos is beyond misguided.  A “compassionate tone” does not replace the fact the problem is not the messenger but the message.  You are rewarding theft of services, rewarding lawbreakers versus those who are following the rules and exposing the rest of us to potentially dangerous criminals and re-introduction of once controlled disease that we now have no immunity to or antibiotics to defend against.   Political correctness is going to kill us.

With the exception of Rand Paul, Ted Cruz and very few others, CPAC has staked out an illegitimate claim to the mantel of conservatism with its Stalinist/Boehner-esque purge of dissenting Tea Party voices.  Delenda est C-PAP.

Now go brush off Dan Quayle and his son so you can foist him, Jeb Bush (the omnipresent answer to a question no one asked) and all the other “It’s My Turn” self-entitled RINOs / establishment born scions of privilege to lay claim to their family’s feudal throne of Big Government Republicanism.  Then piss on our legs and tell us you’re severely conservative.

NOTE:  To any future candidates of this dead party, do not ever hire a career Republican consultant.  Pat Caddell said it as caustically as needed and it’s a pattern I’ve noticed for years -

“In my party we play to win. We play for life and death,” Caddell said at a panel in a room that was only one-third full when it started and was standing room only once word spread throughout CPAC that Caddell was blistering the Republican elite. “You people play for a different kind of agenda…Your party has no problem playing the Washington Generals to the Harlem Globetrotters.”

Caddell said this mentality infected Romney, whose campaign consultants thold him to “back off” toward the end of the 2012 election and failed to realize that “you must also get your base” while courting independents.

He then blasted the “CLEC–the consultant, lobbyist, and establishment complex,” which he said was a “self serving interconnected network of individuals and organizations interested in preserving their own power far more than they’re interested in winning elections.”

Your inexperience gets sabotaged within from your consultants who are always working for the other guy.  You’re a flash in the pan.  The Bushes are eternal.

“Just follow the money,” Caddell told a rapt audience. “It’s all there in the newspaper. The way it works is this–ever since we centralized politics in Washington, the House campaign committee and the Senate campaign committee,  they decide who they think should run. You hire these people on the accredited list [they say to candidates] otherwise we won’t give you money. You hire my friend or else.”

Financial corruption is a key component of the current process, according to Caddell. “There’s money passing under the table on both parties. Don’t kid yourself…If you can’t see racketeering in front of you, God save you.”

A must read and watch.

 

Another Day, Another Loss On Every Conceivable Front

February 26th, 2013 at 10:52 pm by Brian

The point of having a loyal opposition is to have an opposition.  None of what has happened today makes the least bit of sense.  Republicans, who I am not one, are the most ball-less, spineless, worthless, shit-stained, co-conspirators to what is going to be a calamitous end to this country.

Make no mistake, Democrats are the cause.  But these fucking assholes cause me to lose all form:

WASHINGTON—Chuck Hagel won Senate approval Tuesday to become defense secretary after a pitched battle and as budget cuts loom.

Mr. Hagel was confirmed 58 to 41—the narrowest vote ever for a defense secretary. Some believe the largely party-line vote could leave Mr. Hagel, the successor to Leon Panetta, in a weakened position.

Who helped this incompetent traitor to undermine our military and support the mullahs abroad?  Well, I’m glad you asked!

Bob Corker and Lamar Alexander, of course.  Two senators from a blood red state showing their pinko bona fides.  As I said last November, I did not vote for Bob Corker.  I saw this milquetoast piece of shit for what he was a long time ago.  A camera hungry runt jockeying for a chance to be John McCain’s next courtesan in the event Lispy Graham comes down with the HIVvy.

For Christ’s sake won’t anybody primary this sawed-off gonad gobbler?

Naturally, neither one of these shitbirds has updated their websites to comment on their support of this travesty.  Stupid ass Alexander still has a banner running at the top from two weeks ago where he was criticizing the Hagel nomination.  Did something really amazing happen since the 14th to redeem Chuck Hagel, Senator?  Of course not.

Alexander is what he has always been – a piano tickling, country club loving, go-along-to-get-along George H. W. Bush Republican.  He would have voted  Bernie Sanders for Defense Secretary if it helped preserve the comity and cocktail weenies coming to his flappy neckhole.  The fact that he has stabbed every conservative in the chest is not news.

I will vote for Ralph Nader before either of these fucks gets a vote from me.

Write them if you want to.  I do not fucking care anymore.  They are deaf and don’t give a shit.  When the time came to stand on principle, they rolled over and spread their asscheeks apart.

Fucking cowards.  TNGOP?  Go take a fucking hike.

I’d say that I would never raise a finger to help you but that’s only partly true.  I will raise at least one finger for you.

Why outsource your treason, Senators?  Go to your closest military base and spit in each one of those soldiers faces.  Because that’s what you did by proxy.

The Republican Party Is Dead.  What’s next?

The Shortest Straw Has Been Drawn For You

January 9th, 2013 at 11:51 pm by Brian

And you’re welcome.

I always love Yahoo’s trashy “list” pieces.  Which cars get better mileage than a Prius.  Five vodka cocktails that aren’t lame.  How many dildoes can Kim Kardashian stuff in her Coach bag.

Oddly enough, this one caught my eye:

The Next 4 Years:  Show us what you want changed in Obama’s Second Term

Sadly, no dramatic re-enactments from Ford Theater made the list or Obama defecting to Venezuela to take Hugo Chavez’s place.

What are your hopes for the next four years? President Barack Obama begins his second term in office on Jan. 20, with a hefty number of important issues facing the nation, including:

* Immigration reform
* Gun control
* Federal spending
* Environmental protection
* Gay marriage
* A changing military
* Education reform
* Health care
* Afghanistan
* Washington gridlock

What do these issues mean to you?

Yahoo News is asking you to help us tell this story. Here’s how you can participate:

Gee.  What is missing from that list?  As usual with the insulated Obamatards, JOBS are somehow no longer a problem.

I mean the unemployment rate has been jerryrigged to under 8% so everything’s coming up Milhouse.

everything is coming up milhouse

But it does read like the Donald Kaul column demanding that we do something about a million things that don’t matter while assassinating the few people who are trying to protect the most important check in the  Constitution. Littered with Obamanian false premises leading to the narrowly defined false choice “answers” that will scupper your simple minds in to acknowledging.  We’ve got to do something about guns because a crazy person got one and did something bad.  And if you don’t then you want kids to die.

How many get into a car everyday?  Why are cars made to drive faster than the speed limit?  Why are beers served in sizes and alcohol contents so great as to get you over the legal limit with one?  Why, why, why does personal freedom stand in the way saving Just One Life ™.  Because if we could limit all of those things and save one life It Would Be Worth It.

The only difference is that Obama typically asserts that everyone, even his detractors somehow, a majority of them agree with him but – darnit – just can’t bring themselves to applaud how right he is out of petty politics.

It’s like a rapist demanding you admit that he’s got staying power and stamina for days.  You’re welcome.

One thing I’d like on the list is for Obama to get off the furking golf course and get Harry Reid to pass a budget for the first time in five years.  Also, not on the list.   Quit nominating traitors to key positions.  Quit looting the Treasury to fatten his union thugs.  Quit negotiating with terrorists behind our backs.  Quit instructing troops to give more sensitivity to the Taliban than Obama gives to half the country.  Or maybe, just someone in the media telling him or the first Wookie that there are actually numerous areas of our personal lives that don’t demand the invasive penis of government being thrust into reluctant anus of a public that would like to be left alone.

I know I speak for Obama when I say that everyone wants government up their asses.  Particularly his government, whose penis/executive orders they love, but just can’t bring themselves to admit it.

As long as we’re making up stuff that’s never going to happen…what do you wish would change in Obama’s second term?

 

Please Quit Stopping Me From Killing Myself

December 31st, 2012 at 5:29 pm by Brian

The Boehner Plan - Classic Misdirection

Budd Dwyer call your office.  At last, the unearthed Republican Strategy to deal with the mountainous Obama debt.  Maybe if they shoot themselves in the head they’ll really, REALLY be able to hold Obama’s feet to the fire when the Debt Ceiling negotiations start.

After all, the media will have to admit that these latter-day Headless Horsemen caved on increased taxes in exchange for no spending cuts and it would only be fair for Obama to agree on that in a few months, right?  That’s how it will be reported, right?

With both sides on the cusp of a fiscal cliff deal, President Barack Obama vowed Monday to seek additional revenue next year alongside spending cuts. In the process, he also angered several GOP senators who said he demeaned their efforts to reach a deal.

Obama said that a year-end deal to avert tax hikes for the middle class “is within sight, but it’s not done.”

Does Boehner, McConnell and Lindsey Graham’s congressional dental plans cover reconstructive orthodontia from biting pillows so hard?

Awww, Obama doesn’t fix you breakfast and leave money on the nightstand after he rides you raw in full view of the public.  Boohoo.  He doesn’t appreciate that you’re part of the act too.  Is that what I’m reading?

You did more than just lay there like a cold fish.  Lindsey got all lathered up to do the work of the un-American people and when his reacharound arm went out he got mad that we all couldn’t come together at the same time.  Boehner cupped the balls and McConnell thankfully wore a leather mask that hid his flappy jowled Beaker neck.

Add current and hopefully not future Senator Bob Corker to the traitorous gangbang:

Immediate reaction from Republicans to the president’s demand for even more revenue, as well as his shots at Congress, was sharp.

Sen. Bob Corker, R-Tenn., took to the Senate floor to say Obama might have alienated Republicans who were tentatively ready to support the current cliff deal, which would push decisions on the sequester and other budget issues to the new year. “I think he’s lost numbers of votes with what he did. He didn’t lose mine, I’m not like that,” Corker said.

Sen. John McCain, R-Ariz., said the president’s remarks were a “cheerleading, ridiculing of Republicans exercise.”

Corker said, “You can call me a sawed off little bitch who gobbles nuts for loose change but I will always abandon my stated principles so that the media won’t call me names.”  To which McCain chimed in, “You gonna finish those nuts?”

With this deal, the Republican Party is officially done.  I have always said that they have neither the ability, strategy or will to fight but RNC headquarters itself is about to be declared federally protected land for the deep and lengthy series of caves found within.

They live in this fantasy world where time constraints and arbitrary deadlines apply to themselves and not the other side.  A world where they think that the media is going to take part in a “gotcha” moment when the opposition is determined to be hypocrites or unserious about dealing with the country killing debt banging its tentacles at the negotiating table.

The pundits, the press and the politicians think that by massaging this stuttering clusterfuck of a deal into some Victory For The American People ™ that we are somehow immune to the math that is going to slam it’s red, capital F Minus ink pen on this final exam.

The spending will continue.  The debt will be raised.  Nothing is fixed.  Your money is more worthless than it already was under our “Don’t Look Down Obamanomics” policy.

What no one accounts for is the panic when everyone does look down.  The panic is what kills.  It’s not the Neo-Welfarists bitterly clinging to 3-4 years of unemployment checks as opposed to taking a demeaning job (read:  A job)  that pays less than the handout or the never involved welfarists who ceased to work generations ago.  The panic of the people who continue working and realize it’s not worth it anymore is what will finish us.

But we are going to look down eventually and we are all going to suffer greater than any 1920s soup kitchen at the precise moment of Democracy and Freedom’s greatest peril.  Abandon the Republican Party if you have not already done so.  At the moment when they were needed most, they decided to become Democrats out of  the same ideological suicide that the Tea Party saved them from doing in 2010.  Resentment was their reward.

Like all serious suicides, you can’t save them from themselves.  We’ll just throw those bitten pillow cases away, change out the headboard, wipe off the wall and finally start over.   I really can’t say “fuck you” loud enough or long enough.

cry baby

Pussy Control:  Time to vote on a new speaker.

Priorities: Cliffjumpers Edition

December 5th, 2012 at 1:11 am by Brian

Meeting with House Republicans to avert tax hikes that are going to set investments in this country back 35 years?  Nah.

Meet with the flapping gums of the lowest rated network on television to discuss tax policy?  Youbetcha.

Rachel Maddow is now in the West Wing. How do I know this? I just walked in with her.

— jennifer bendery (@jbendery) December 4, 2012

Never met Maddow until now. We kind of look alike, esp today. My intro: “Are you my long lost sister?” Her: “Glad we both got the memo.”

— jennifer bendery (@jbendery) December 4, 2012

Maddow, heading into West Wing, said she was here for a “hippie cabal.” Asked if I was coming. NO, DAMN IT, I WASN’T INVITED.

— jennifer bendery (@jbendery) December 4, 2012

So… in the last hour, I watched Rachel Maddow, Al Sharpton and Lawrence O’Donnell all walk into the West Wing. MSNBC love fest?

Your income tax rates are going to be decided by a group hug featuring Raging Bulldyke and a racebaiting murderer in the skeletal throes of the most successful lapband surgery in history.

62 million people voted to be lead by a channel that’s lucky to get 1 million viewers a night.  Regardless of who is President, you can’t fix that.

I Felt A Surging In My Loins That Would Not Be Denied

November 10th, 2012 at 3:24 pm by Brian

Unfortunately for all of us, Petraeus’ staying power has caused yet another Premature Immaculation on the non-consensual backs of half the country:


Fair bit of advice, General?  Come clean for once.  You might save your family’s name and your country’s soul if they know the truth about the timing of how this went down the way it did.

Very Lout and Very Clear

October 11th, 2012 at 11:20 pm by Brian

A few thoughts on the VP debate.

I thought Martha Raddatz did about as well as I could expect though she seemed to keep her more pointed badgering for Ryan.  Having said that, Drunckle Joe’s table pounding, beady-eyed stares to Martha was a bit off putting to me.  That’s probably just because I’m from the South.

Acknowledging a few of Ryan’s rhetorical failings (i.e., saying “Look” as he would reset his arguments several times), he displayed a temperament painfully absent in the current Vice President.  His command of the facts and the numbers is likely the most professional I’ve seen in a VP debate.  Comfortable with himself.  Comfortable with his positions.  Confident that he has good intentions.

Plugs McCappyteeth though.  Geez.  I knew the MSNBC crew would go apeshit over his constant smirking, sneering / feces flinging but to my group of interested amateurs his demeanor was disgusting.  Reprehensible even.  If you read the transcript he may seem calm and measured.  If you watch the tape, you’d be hard pressed to understand how Ryan was able to subdue his P90X rage from choking that wrinkled old fuck until piss ran down both his legs.

I realize Smarmy Fuckface is what gets Democratic panties moist but the faces, the smirks, the “my friends”, the whole package was really worse than Al Gore’s presidential debate performance.  Distractingly so.  Complete with braying jackass sound effects at some points.

Regardless, he said 47% so woo-fucking-hoo.  That’s all Ray Maddow wants to hear before she artificially inseminates herself with his asshole baby.  Likewise for the rest of the Leftwing Media who set Biden’s debate bar so low that all he had to do was not fall flat on his face drunk for them to declare victory.

For anyone who ever says that “They’re both alike” and “it doesn’t matter who I vote for because they’re both the same”, the choices couldn’t be clearer.

The young man was the adult.  The old man was banging his high chair and shitting his pants in front of the world.  Recognize, fools.

EXIT QUESTION:  It’s an hour after the debate and there are practically no posts about the debate up on Memeorandum anywhere.  What, is Journ-O-List 2.0 still confabbing as to what the united front should be regarding Joe Biden’s obvious triumph over reality?

Foolish, Offensive and Sometimes Unintelligible

September 25th, 2012 at 1:50 am by Brian

Who needs to go to the movies when you can watch Jay Carney’s projection on the big screen?  The above was the White House Squealer’s characterization of Mahmoud Ahmadinejad’s jeremiad to the United Nations in which he denied the Holocaust, called for the elimination of Israel, made a death threat against Salman Rushdie and the director of the anti-Islamic film that Hillary Clinton’s State Department blames for her negligence that resulted in the murder and rape of her Libyan ambassador.

He’s calling for genocide and state sponsored terrorism not chewing with his mouth open or putting his elbows on the table during dinner.  al-Reuters calls it “defiant”.  NBC characterizes him as  “pugnacious”.  I guess plucky, scrappy and irascible were unavailable.

“Foolish, offensive and sometimes unintelligible.”  Now, remind me again who said that they would meet with him with no pre-conditions.  Who is “foolish” in that scenario?

As far as “offensive” goes, I take it no one saw Hillary Clinton giving a speech at her appropriately acronymed “CGI” Clinton Global Initiative soiree this morning.  No one saw the prolonged standing ovation given to Clinton due in no small part to what they perceive to be The Great Success that she has achieved as the Ozymandias of the State Department.  Look on her works, ye mighty cankles and despair.

CGI Event:  Libyan Ambassador Craig Stevens was digitally removed from Hillary Clinton’s conscience

Clinton delivered, in her trademark monotone, the type of soaring rhetoric we have come to expect from such an accomplished and world-renowned diplomat.  Soaring to levels usually reserved for warnings to truck drivers about low interstate overpasses ahead.

WARNING:  Hillary Clinton speech ahead.  Please tune to AM 630 for details.

Void from any of their faces, even the slights signs of distress or concern about the events of the last few days or the bloody riots that threaten our interests abroad even to this day while trolling for donations.  Surely there is something more important to do today while 120 world leaders are in town than to fundraise for your personal foundation.  You would be wrong though.  Because they don’t know the meaning of the word “offensive”.

As far as unintelligible goes, look no further than Susan Rice’s disastrous, five front offensive against the truth in the White House and State Department’s characterization of the Benghazi attack that killed four Americans a week ago.  Despite a few Bumps In The Road ™, Rice was able to point out an area where Hillary Clinton has succeeded:

The U.S. ambassador to the United Nations is really “into Twitter,” she said over the weekend, but she used to be a social media “skeptic.”

 “I’ve got to admit, in all honest, when this started a couple of years ago, I was a skeptic. I thought, how can I responsibly speak about or conduct foreign policy in what seemed to me haiku?” Susan Rice told Mashable CEO Pete Cashmore over the weekend.

“I thought it sort of might cheapen the coin,” she said. “But I was so wrong. I have gotten really into it because I realize it’s a whole different way of connecting with a whole different set of voices around the world.”

She added that it has helped her and colleagues “distill messages to their very essence.”

She also had high praise for other forms of social media, including Facebook and YouTube.

“When it comes to foreign policy, this is not the most necessarily modern and agile aspect, traditionally, of American government. But under President Obama’s leadership and Secretary [of State Hillary] Clinton’s, the State Department has harnessed social media to be a much more effective tool of our outreach,” Rice said.

Well, it’s a start.  She can admit she was so very wrong about Twitter but can’t admit she was wrong about everything she staked her personal and professional credibility on to five Sunday morning talk shows last week.

Standing with our allies, standing against our enemies – we’ve never been clearer!  Every other day the White House spokestool has to assert that we’ve never been closer to Israel than you would believe were you foolish enough to trust your lying eyes.  Every other week, we’re convinced that murderous dictators who threaten the lives of us and our allies are just friends we haven’t made yet.  It’s as clear as mud.

Obama’s and Clinton’s “leadership” in the field of Twitter has undoubtedly been the greatest foreign policy success since the last one.  Whatever it was.  After all, you don’t even need 140 characters to say “We’re sorry” and “I surrender”.

Delusional Obama 60 Minutes Interview

September 23rd, 2012 at 11:20 pm by Brian

All of the responsibility lies with him.  He’s going to tune out that Netanyahu “noise“.  A raped and murdered Libyan Ambassador as a result of a targeted assassination is just “a bump in the road“.  But would he do the same things all over again?

Bump In The Road:  Let me guess, he fell in a manhole.

Sure.  Why not!

Oh, yea.  And Israel is one of our most important allies in the Middle East.  Who, pray tell, is the most important?

The cocoon is thick with this One.

And to Steve Croft, the conductor of this rare “interview”, singularly uninformed and unable to use the mantle of 60 Minutes to match the tenacity of a Univision reporter - either find another line of work or kill yourself.  You are a failure.  The official job of Obama ballwasher was filled by Scott Pelley some time ago.

I don’t care which.

 

I Took This Job, I Know It’s Crazy And I’m On An Al Qaeda Hit List so…Protect Me Maybe?

September 23rd, 2012 at 3:31 am by Brian

Just wow.  President Pajammy-jams sent Craig Stevens into the lion’s den and left him for dead, knew his life was in danger and rolled right over and went to sleep:

According to an un-bylined story posted Saturday on CNN’s website “four days after he was killed, CNN found a journal belonging to late U.S. Ambassador to Libya Chris Stevens. The journal was found on the floor of the largely unsecured consulate compound where he was fatally wounded.”

On Wednesday, CNN talk show host Anderson Cooper told Sen. John McCain on “Anderson Cooper 360,” that “a source familiar with Ambassador Stevens’s thinking told us that in the months before his death he talked about being worried about the never-ending security threats that he was facing in Benghazi and specifically about the rise in Islamic extremism and growing al Qaeda presence.” The source, Cooper said, “also mentioned (Stevens) being on an al Qaeda hit list.”

Please don’t ask me to call Craig Stevens a liar.  He’s dead and can’t defend himself.  I can’t put his integrity up against President Sleepypants and question whether Craig Stevens lied in his Hello Kitty journal about being threatened by al Qaeda over something not related to a Youtube video that no one had seen lo so many months ago.

Because if it was related to something other than a Youtube video, there would be no reason Obama to go groveling at the UN this week to apologize for our First Amendment rights and to beg for forgiveness from savages who allow no such thing to begin.

The Leader of the Free World on scraped knee.  Begging for understanding from the authoritarian theocrats in an attempt to throw a citizen to the alligator of Islam in hopes that he eats him last.

Oh, he won’t say “apologize” or “I’m sorry”.  He’ll just say everything but those words to let you know how sorry he is that they are offended and then Greg Sargent and the rest of the Mainstream Media Matters / Journ-O-List 2.0 crowd will play semantics for a few days until the next shiny distraction.  We’ll actually be loved again in the world because of an Obama speech.  Tears will be wept.  Tingles will be felt.  Poll numbers will go through so many roofs that the jobs created from fixing the roofs will lower the country’s overall unemployment rate.

The spin is in the can before the speech is given.  Stevens will still be dead but if we can apologize for America to his murderers in front of the world stage one more time then it wouldn’t have been in vain.  If Obama had given some of Valerie Jarrett’s security detail to him then he wouldn’t get this chance to crawl on his hands and knees before such an august body in defense of his killers.

I’m sure if we could just talk to Craig again, just one more time, that he would get his talking points memo and let the attackers who raped him know how deeply sorry he was that they are upset about a video that they never saw and that the President of the United States forgives them because if that was their point then it would be a valid one.

And they’ll look at him and laugh and be emboldened to do their worst because our country is being run by a sniveling coward with loyalties to people who are not us.

Hero Dork Thirty

September 16th, 2012 at 2:47 pm by Brian

Kathryn Bigelow must be arrested.  She must.

If the mad Moslems of (insert backwards ass country here) are murdering people over a shitty 14 minute Youtube video, how are they going to respond to a triumphant “in-your-face” We Killed Osama bin Laden Hollyweird blockbuster commissioned  and given special access by the President?

I’m just trying to follow liberal logic here.  Because if I actually believed what you say is the reason why people are rioting and embassy personnel murdered, raped and dragged through the streets then a lot more people are going to die over this.  They were chanting “We are all Osama” after all.

The director who made the Hurt Locker and depicted US troops as reckless, adrenaline junkies who were more than happy to abandon their families and risk the lives of their comrades because our supermarkets have too many choices of breakfast cereal has probably taken every precaution to remove any insinuation that the type of Islam practiced by Osama bin Laden bears any similarity to that of those who overran our embassy this week.

Completely different Islam.  Different mosque.  Different training camp.  Different semtex vests.  No relation.  Really.  In fact, I’m pretty sure it was perpetrated by the Libyan and Egyptian branches of the Tea Party.

But we all know those embassies weren’t attacked because of some stupid video.  I’ll take al Qaeda at their word that it was a revenge measure in retaliation for a drone strike that killed one of their leaders.  That makes more sense than Imam Obama and Moammar Holder ululating over the bloodied sacrificial scapegoat of Nakoula Basseley Nakoula and their sycophantic press corps that has refused to report that little tidbit for three days now.

Exit Question:  It was initially reported by the Agence France Press that Amb. Craig Stevens had been raped either before, during or after his murder.   Won’t some Obama official pressure the Libyan President to make a statement in support of his gay rights as a teachable moment to our struggling ally and those rights of all gay Libyans burning our flags and climbing our embassy walls? 

Come on, guys.  You said you wanted to lead from behind.

May they all one day be able to suck openly on the sweet cock of Freedom.

 

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