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Sh*t Liberals Say

Cranky — Fri, 20 Jan 2012 01:29:30 +0000

They guy is too buffed and the kitchen is too clean for this to be convincing, but if you can suspend your belief a bit, you’ll be ROFL.

So while we’re away…

Cranky — Sun, 04 Sep 2011 23:01:52 +0000

… please enjoy this. Especially for you fans of Lord of the Rings. Watch closely for dialog from the upcoming Hobbit movie starting at about 2:00.

A little background, Mike O’Brien is an SNL writer who hosts a bizarre webcast called “Seven Minutes in Heaven”. If you’re weird like me, you may find yourself watching all his videos.

Rupert Murdoch Purchases Daily Bugle!

Cranky — Sun, 07 Aug 2011 19:44:52 +0000

How else could you explain the constant attacks on the half-black, half-hispanic Spider Man? Sure it was cool for 60 years, but there’s a new post-racial era upon us!

Obama 2012 – Credit Worthy!

Cranky — Fri, 01 Jul 2011 12:00:18 +0000

And social justice for all. And not in that pansy-ass college seminar way. We’re talking cold hard cash!

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Obama 2012 – Michelle Approved!

Cranky — Thu, 30 Jun 2011 12:00:54 +0000

Just like banned trans-fat, an Obama second term is good for you.

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Obama 2012 – What’s not to like?

Cranky — Wed, 29 Jun 2011 12:00:20 +0000

Meet the new boss, same as the old boss, but much, much cooler.

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Re-elect Obama 2012

Cranky — Tue, 28 Jun 2011 12:00:38 +0000

Look for the silver lining, momma always said.

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Obama 2012!

Cranky — Mon, 27 Jun 2011 12:00:20 +0000

The campaigning has begun and I think President Obama is off to a great start.

Check back tomorrow. More coming.

Your Chair, Madame

Brian — Sun, 26 Jun 2011 15:47:00 +0000

Remind me again – who was it who didn’t pass a budget for two years prior to her ouster as the Speaker of the House of Representin’?

House Democratic Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) will demand a seat in the table for the final talks on the national debt limit, putting a strong liberal voice in the room.

Pelosi and House Democrats were left out of the negotiations between President Obama and Senate Republican Leader Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.) last year that extended nearly all of the Bush tax rates though 2012.

Pelosi didn’t participate in the final high-level talks over fiscal 2011 spending levels either.

But now she’s demanding her say at a time when many of her House Democratic colleagues are disappointed in Obama’s level of consultation with their caucus.

I’m sorry. I thought the point of budget negotiations was to actually accomplish something. Not to interject “a strong liberal voice” to ensure nothing gets done.

These protestations from the Iron Bitch who locked Republicans out of all discussions during her Reign of Error, capped off with a stroll across the capitol with a super-sized gavel while she laughed and laughed, is so rich that it deserves a tax cut. “A strong liberal voice”, Alzheimer’s what’s the difference?

Me Neither: Remember when Madame House Frau Natasha Pelosovic allowed a "strong conservative voice" in healthcare negotiations?

Or, perhaps we should just pass the new budget so she can find out what’s in it. Or, just “deem it” to have passed without even having to vote on it.

Here you go, Ma’am. I found a chair that’s just about your speed. Try not to bang it too loudly.

Code Pink approved

Now I realize that picture is a bit insensitive and probably violating ADA standards given Great-Grandmother Pelosivic’s disabilities. Should budget negotiations drag on too long, we can make accommodations so that she can still participate without sacrificing her dignity.

Flexing her muscle, Pelosi asked for and got a meeting with Obama on Thursday morning to discuss the next phase in the negotiations.

At her age, she shouldn’t be flexing so much though I do concede that she knows how to make a stink if she doesn’t get her way.

From Gay to Awesome

Cranky — Wed, 22 Jun 2011 01:49:10 +0000

With one well placed bullet, a gay-ass, lame father’s day gift becomes much more – well – fun.