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I Blame Bush Hog

August 11th, 2012 at 11:30 am by Brian

 

Secretary of Homeland Sexpottery, Janet “Bush Hog” Incompetano

 This whole story just smells fishy to me:

Looks like the Department of Homeland Security could be renamed the Department of Hyper Sexuality.

A blistering federal discrimination suit accuses agency honcho Janet Napolitano of turning the department into a female-run “frat house” where male staffers were banished to the bathrooms and routinely humiliated.

James Hayes Jr., who now is New York’s top Homeland Security cop, claims Napolitano filled top spots in Washington, D.C., with two of her gal pals who were bent on tormenting male employees.

The suit identified them as Dora Schriro, who is now running the city Department of Correction, and Suzanne Barr, the chief of staff for the U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement.

I’d say to throw this incompetent clamlapper in jail but that would only be giving her the chance to live out her Caged Heat fantasy.
Perhaps giving her a beanbag gun and setting her on border patrol duty for the next four years would help her to re-evaluate her “Safer Than We’ve Ever Been” stance.  That and the lifetime ban from Melissa Etheridge concerts.

Barr “moved the entire contents of the offices of three employees, including name plates, computers and telephones, to the men’s bathroom at ICE headquarters,” the suit says.

Barr also stole a male staffer’s BlackBerry and fired off a message to his female supervisor indicating that he “had a crush on [her] and fantasized about her,” Hayes claims.

Sometimes, Barr took a more direct approach. In one case, she called a male colleague in his hotel room and screamed at him using sexually humiliating language, the suit says.

Hayes claims that after he reported the abuse to the Equal Employment Opportunity office, Napolitano launched a series of misconduct investigations against him.

When Obama is evicted from his federally subsidized housing in November, all of Homeland Security and the Justice Department are going to need to be taped off like the crime scenes they are.

Mexican Standoffish

June 15th, 2012 at 9:41 pm by Brian

Testy tyrant President Oblameless got to give a dress rehearsal of his The American President speech this afternoon in the Rose Garden.  It’s not the first time we’ve seen it.  After wiping his ass on the Constitution in front of the White House Stenography Pool, one brave reporter had the temerity to ask him a question in a stunning breach of lickspittle subservience etiquette that was adopted and strictly enforced immediately following the Peeved Prez’s Immaculation.

Apparently asking a question is now considered “heckling”.  It’s also very unpatriotic to yell out a question to the President before he can make his patented Coward’s Exit after announcing the abdication of his responsibility to protect this country in order to make a desperate election year pander to Hispanics or something.

Spitting in the faces of millions of unemployed Americans?  Ok.

Spitting in the faces of those all of the world taking the legal path to citizenship?  Ok.

Laying out the welcome mat for every Mexican felon to get a fresh start in the U.S. if they can get here in the next four months?  Ok.

But asking a question while Oblah,blah filibusters his own press conference before dashing away from the cameras is what’s unpatriotic.

The alleged “standards” for Obamnesty are as follows:


came to the United States under the age of sixteen;

has continuously resided in the United States for a least five years preceding the date of this memorandum and is present in the United States on the date ofthis memorandum;

is currently in school, has graduated from high school, has obtained a general education development certificate, or is an honorably discharged veteran of the Coast Guard or Armed Forces ofthe United States;

has not been convicted of a felony offense, a significant misdemeanor offense, multiple misdemeanor offenses, or otherwise poses a threat to national security or public safety; and

is not above the age of thirty.

Umm, how do you know the age of someone when they are – by definition – undocumented?

We’re going to profile  and discriminate against them by age.  Is that correct?

How do you know someone came before the age of 16 when there is no record?  You don’t.

What’s a successful student?  One who attends.

What stops any 30 year old in Mexico from running across the border tonight and claiming they’ve been here for the last five years or since they were a child?  Nothing at all.

The fact that they may not have been convicted in the U.S. doesn’t erase their criminal history in their native country.  The rapist, the murderer, the cartel member. If I ran a Mexican prison I would load every felon and insane crazy person on a bus and drop them off on the border tonight like a modern day Mariel Boatlift.

Granting Amnesty is “fair and right” but the discretionary enforcement by ICE and Homeland Security will be used to prosecute older illegals because of their age?  I’m sorry but I just don’t buy that particular line of bullshit.

This is Amnesty for everyone in this country regardless of whether they are from Mexico, Yemen or China.  Plain and simple.  Get here, shit out a kid and sign up for your free Obamacare Medical Card and map to the welfare office.  Followed shortly by your union card and directions to the voting booth.

You’re an American college student paying an exorbitant out-of-state tuition?  Tough shit, home slice.  That illegal alien is now going to get a cheaper college education than you.

You’ve been on unemployment for two years because you can’t find a job?  Congratulations.  I’d like to introduce you to  800,000 several million of your new competitors.

This is the death of Democracy.  When the will of the people is thwarted by a President who knows he is going to lose so he pours gas on whatever fire is in front of him.

Thank you Daily Caller for doing what every other news organization in this country is failing to do.  Thank you for coming down on Obama harder than Romney is going to do along with his VP Marco “Jose Biden” Rubio.

Our only hope at this point is for Congress to request a special review by the Supreme Court and for the southern Governors bordering Mexico to shoot or arrest everyone entering their state by illegal means for the next 5 months.

Your traitor President has stabbed every American in the back and invited a crime wave that will be felt for years if it is not challenged vigorously and immediately.

Unfortunately for us all, too many Republicans just breathed a sigh of relief that Obama did in an afternoon what they’ve been afraid to do for years.

EXIT QUESTION:  Isn’t it just another great coincidence, not unlike the Washington Post running their “Romney bullies homos from 50 years ago at the same time Obama evolves on gay marriage”, that Time Magazine’s cover story yesterday is about a bunch of illegal aliens standing up and saying that they are not afraid of being deported.

No collusion at all from The White House and the media.  Just another coincidence I’m sure!

Incompetano Taunts Rick Perry: Enforce Your Own Damn Border If You Can Afford It – Ha!Ha!

September 17th, 2010 at 11:28 pm by Brian

A stunning dereliction of duty.  Looks like Texas Governor doesn’t have to go to Mexico to get into a bull fight.  Or at least a fight with a bull:

“This is a civilian border,” Napolitano said during a lunch Friday with reporters in Washington, responding to a question about sending more U.S. National Guard troops to beef up border security.

“The National Guard is not designed to be a substitute for civilian law enforcement,” Napolitano said.
It takes balls the size of church bells to clang out that line when she’s suing Arizona for civilian law enforcement taking a lead role, doesn’t it?  Don’t expect anyone in a room full of reporters to ask her that question.  Because they didn’t.

Napolitano, who was Arizona’s governor before joining the administration, had rather blunt retort to Perry; if he wants more Guard along the border, he can send them there from Texas himself.

“He always has the ability, in a way, to bring up National Guard, if he’s willing to pay for them. That’s always an option available to a governor,” Napolitano said, acknowledging that tight state budgets might make that difficult.

Gee, I hate it for you buddy.  My boss’s economy is so bad that we’re abdicating our responsibility to maintain our national boundary lines and we finally found one instance to uphold the 10th Amendment.  One where it doesn’t apply.

Oops.  Damn that pesky Article 4 Section 4 of the US Constitution:

Article 4 – The States
Section 4 – Republican Government

The United States shall guarantee to every State in this Union a Republican Form of Government, and shall protect each of them against Invasion; and on Application of the Legislature, or of the Executive (when the Legislature cannot be convened) against domestic Violence.

I can’t find the section that offers free healthcare and college tuition to illegal aliens but that one seems clear cut.  Who knew Incompetano was such a hardcore States Rights advocate?  She’s practically a confederate.  If by Boss Hogg, you mean Bush Hogg.

Napolitano did underscore the administration’s backing for a bill, known as the DREAM Act, which would allow some aliens to stay in the U.S. if they came illegally as minors and are attending high school or college. Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-Nev.) has said he plans to attach the measure to a defense authorization bill scheduled for consideration on the Senate floor next week.

“We do believe the DREAM Act would be a good thing. This is intended for people who have no culpability really for how they were brought across the border,” she said. “Many of them have no relationship at all to their country of origin, if they even speak the language there.”

Whatever happened to “ignorance of the law is no excuse”?

Just so we’re clear :  Protecting our border = State’s Job.  Providing a free college education to illegal aliens = Federal Job.

An individual’s relationship to their home country means so much to A Ruling Class so divorced from reality.

Note to everyone who wins in November:  Impeach this bitch right after repealing Obamacare.  Then fire everybody with “Czar” in their job description.  Article I Section 9 addresses that one:

No Title of Nobility shall be granted by the United States: And no Person holding any Office of Profit or Trust under them, shall, without the Consent of the Congress, accept of any present, Emolument, Office, or Title, of any kind whatever, from any King, Prince or foreign State.

That’s what a Czar is after all.  Unconstitutionally speaking.

There.  I’ve got your whole first day mapped out for you.  You’re welcome.

Raping the 14-Year-Olds Americans that Americans Won’t Rape

July 13th, 2010 at 11:37 pm by Preston Taylor Holmes

Honduras must have a funny set of family values.

Horseshoe Bay, TX – Horseshoe Bay Police say a 14-year-old girl was raped by two illegal immigrants at a 4th of July party in south Horseshoe Bay.

The victim told police that she had gone with her cousin to a July 4th party on 39th Street in Horseshoe Bay. The victim’s 23-year-old cousin left her alone in a room with Anibal Escobar, 19, and Anael Martinez, 22. The two Honduran natives made sexual advances toward the teen and had sexual intercourse with her against her will. The victim’s cousin found her in naked in the bath tub. They both left the party and returned home.

America truly is the land of plenty isn’t it boys? With any luck, they’ll be on the other end of the stick once they start serving their time, that is, unless they are pardoned for being poor, oppressed undocumented workers.

Apparently Fox Austin saw the need to take the full story down for some reason, but it’s cached here.

You Lie, Part 25,739 and It’s Impeachment Time

July 1st, 2010 at 7:17 pm by Brian

My historic post on the historic Comprehensive Illegal Alien Giveaway Speech:

So the bottom line is this: The southern border is more secure today than at any time in the past 20 years. That doesn’t mean we don’t have more work to do. We have to do that work, but it’s important that we acknowledge the facts.

Don’t tell these guys.  They’re really committed to the lie:

6/30/10

Here is the letter by Texas Attorney General Greg Abbott:

The White House

1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW

Washington, DC 20500

Dear Mr. President,

Deadly violence from drug cartels and transnational gangs in Mexico is knocking on the United States’ door with ever increasing frequency.

Yesterday, gunfire from the cartels pierced that threshold and struck City Hall in El Paso. Fortunately no one was injured or killed. But that good fortune was not the result of effective border control – it was mere luck that the bullets struck buildings rather than bodies.

Luck and good fortune are not effective border enforcement policies. The shocking reality of cross border gunfire proves the cold reality: American lives are at risk. As the attached news article notes: “More than 1,300 people have been murdered in Juárez this year as a war continues relentlessly between the Juárez and Sinaloa drug cartels.” Americans must be protected as this deadly war bulges at our border.

Not protecting our states from foreign invaders, encouraging it in fact, is gross neglect of duty and grounds for Impeachment.  In a time of record unemployment, while Congress is constantly bickering over extending unemployment benefits constituting a “jobs bill”, the US Secretary of Labor is doing promos for a hotline advertising for illegal aliens to call in and “get their due” for the jobs they’ve stolen from the tens of millions of unemployed and underemployed.  Doesn’t she know that she’s breaking the law?

In closing, The Amnestasizer shot his wad of revisionist history in the Statue of Liberty’s hair.

“Here at our sea-washed, sunset gates shall stand,” she wrote,

A mighty woman with a torch…
From her beacon-hand
Glows world-wide welcome…
“Keep, ancient lands, your storied pomp!”…
“Give me your tired, and your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to be free…
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tossed to me,
I lift my lamp beside the golden door!”

Let us remember these words. For it falls on each generation to ensure that that lamp -– that beacon -– continues to shine as a source of hope around the world, and a source of our prosperity here at home.

Ummm, no. That torch is meant to represent Liberty and Freedom to the world as an example.  A beacon to people escaping oppression not unlike the one being prescribed by Mad King Barack, M.D.  It was not to attract all of the gnats and insects like some ancient bug zapper with the lure of the DREAM Act, ObamaCare, SEIU card-check and a voter ID you commie scumbag.

These women, and men and women across this country like them, remind us that immigrants have always helped to build and defend this country -– and that being an American is not a matter of blood or birth.

Utter insanity.  With this speech, every thief, rapist, drug dealer and murderer in Mexico and Central America knows that if they can get over the border before November that they have a chance at becoming a US citizen without so much as a background check.

I’m not a religious person but God fucking help us all.

Don’t Assume Public Officials Have a Clue

June 25th, 2010 at 12:06 pm by Preston Taylor Holmes

Most of you already know better, anyway, but here’s a reminder.

You heard that right. This elected official doesn’t know that Arizona shares a border with Mexico. I guarantee you, however, that she knows which snack machine houses her precious Chocodiles™.

So we’re being ruled by complete bedwetting morons. From the stammering nitwit-in-chief in the white house to this dim-O-crat “County Supervisor” in Wisconsin. Is it any wonder this country is spiraling down the crapper at NASCAR speeds?

Why Has The Federal Government Declared War On The States?

June 18th, 2010 at 8:58 am by Preston Taylor Holmes

If you’ve ever wondered what it might be like to live under a President Chavez, you’re getting a good first hand look.

As most of us already knew, the Obama administration has nothing but disdain for the average American bitter clinger. As if the freedom-robbing healthcare bill wasn’t enough, the thug-in-chief is now suing Arizona and halting the collection of oil in the gulf.

I’m surprised that Arizona Gov. Jan Brewer was “surprised” to learn that the Feds were coming after Arizona for attempting to enforce Federal law already on the books. From her own press release…

“This is no way to treat the people of Arizona,” said Governor Brewer. “To learn of this lawsuit through an Ecuadorean interview with the Secretary of State is just outrageous. If our own government intends to sue our state to prevent illegal immigration enforcement, the least it can do is inform us before it informs the citizens of another nation.”

Governor Brewer said, “I just visited with the President in the Oval Office about our differences over immigration policy, and the one firm understanding we had was that within two weeks he would provide details of his commitment to deploy National Guard troops to the border. While I am grateful that
communications have taken place about a possible visit by Administration staff before the end of the month, there is not yet a confirmed date. More importantly, no information about additional troop and border security enhancements has been provided by the Obama Administration to the citizens of Arizona.”

Her first mistake was meeting with the liar-in-chief. Her second mistake was believing a word he said. At least she’s fighting back, to some degree.

LA Governor Bobby Jindal is fighting back as well, but it may be too late.

“These barges work. You’ve seen them work. You’ve seen them suck oil out of the water,” said Jindal.

So why stop now?

“The Coast Guard came and shut them down,” Jindal said. “You got men on the barges in the oil, and they have been told by the Coast Guard, ‘Cease and desist. Stop sucking up that oil.’”

A Coast Guard representative told ABC News today that it shares the same goal as the governor.

“We are all in this together. The enemy is the oil,” said Coast Guard Lt. Cmdr. Dan Lauer.

But the Coast Guard ordered the stoppage because of reasons that Jindal found frustrating. The Coast Guard needed to confirm that there were fire extinguishers and life vests on board, and then it had trouble contacting the people who built the barges.

The governor said he didn’t have the authority to overrule the Coast Guard’s decision, though he said he tried to reach the White House to raise his concerns.

“They promised us they were going to get it done as quickly as possible,” he said. But “every time you talk to someone different at the Coast Guard, you get a different answer.”

When you here President Zero and the rest of the Federal bureaucrats say that they’re doing everything they can, just know that they’re doing everything they can to destroy the country.

Heckuva job, Brownie.

Every Time A US Border Agent Shoots An Illegal Gets His Wings

June 9th, 2010 at 7:55 pm by Brian

“Brave US Border Agents Defends Country From Violent Illegal Alien Thugs”

That’s what the headline should say.  But it doesn’t as you may imagine:

FBI: Mexicans chased away US agents after shooting

Kinda makes you swell with pride, doesn’t it?  Mexican federales so close to our border protecting violent “migrants” rights to illegally invade our country.

CIUDAD JUAREZ, Mexico – Pointing their rifles, Mexican security forces chased away U.S. authorities investigating the shooting of a 15-year-old Mexican by a U.S. Border Patrol agent on the banks of the Rio Grande, the FBI and witnesses told The Associated Press on Wednesday.

Naturally, in the guilty-until-proven-innocent Messican media and courts (who am I kidding?) the guilty-until-proven-guilty-regardless-of-the-evidence Messican Corruptocracy, the US Border agent who shot an individual who was part of a melee surrounding him and pelting him with stones while he tried to subdue an invader has already been determined to be an out of control racist high from an all nighter of smoking Arizona’s new anti-illegals law.

Mexican news media were filled with images of the 15-year-old’s bloody body and his grieving relatives. One tabloid ran a large photograph on its cover, with the banner headline “Grindaderas,” salty slang that roughly translates as “things Americans do.”

Mexican President Felipe Calderon pledged to “use all resources available to protect the rights of Mexican migrants,” and his foreign secretary, Patricia Espinosa, said Mexico wasn’t taking the Americans’ word that the Border Patrol agent had been defending himself from rock-throwers when he opened fire.

Chihuahua state Gov. Jose Reyes Baeza blamed the two killings on racism fueled by Arizona’s law.

“We believe that this killing, the second in recent days in the border between the two countries, is due to xenophobia and racism, derived from the approval of Arizona’s anti-immigration law,” Reyes said.

Sounds like somebody’s getting to take a permanent siesta under that great big sombrero in the sky.  Or not. After all, last I heard, Heaven still had a gate to keep illegals from jumping in too with Saint Peter checking the immigration status.

Of course, using current commie logic, Saint Peter should just let the pearly gates swing wide because the Messicans will just build a ladder one foot taller and start leeching off God’s eternal affordable housing.

It’s only a matter of time before Obama throws the border agent under the bus and stands in solidarity with the Mexican federal officers aiming their weapons at our guards defending our country from the diseased, human sex trafficking, drug cartel felons yearning to vote for him and pick up their welfare check.

In closing, there is video and when it does come out the Messicans will deny, deny, deny their lying eyes.

UPDATE: The Messican side of the story.  It’s grainy, shaky and hard to get an idea of the full picture considering that we are dealing with a matter of feet in terms of where our border begins and their’s does.  At the beginning they are all on our side.  The one who was shot runs over to the Mexican side and starts throwing rocks while another, who is mainly hidden from the video and still on the U.S. side and judging by the comments of the spectators throwing rocks as well.  Judge for yourself.

One border agent alone while several border jumpers are assaulting him as he is in the process of arresting one of them while a throng of onlookers enjoy the show.  Until the shooting starts.

For the 4th of July, let’s all head to the border and start throwing rocks at their agents and see if Calderon cheers us on.

Whatevs, Tinpot Twatwaffle

May 20th, 2010 at 1:11 pm by Preston Taylor Holmes

Looks like Obongo and his bathtub buddy Phillip Caliente are both beside themselves with angst over Arizona’s desire to control its borders. Unsurprisingly, the rest of the dim-o-cracks are equally heartsick.

I’m just curious, Phillip, what else are you going to do to us? What additional risk do we subject ourselves to by enforcing what is already a federal law?

You’ve emptied out your jails and handed the criminals guides on how to cross the border into the promised land. You’ve turned your own country into a massive, steaming pile of chili-pepper-flecked stool. Your own government’s corruption rivals only our own in scope and destructiveness. You send us your murderers, your diseased, your illiterate, your dregs.

What more can you do? You can’t even fend off your own drug gangs with your military. Go on back to your mud hut in Mexico City and we’ll run our country as we see fit. When we need advice on making some kick-ass salsa, we’ll let you know, otherwise, go pound sand.

Tick, Tick, Tick…

October 11th, 2009 at 8:41 pm by Brian

I don’t know what Day By Day’s copyright standards are or I would have reposted it here but this pretty well sums it up.

And Now For The Bastardization of 9/11

September 11th, 2009 at 12:39 am by Brian

Everybody knows that the Louis Farrakhan of Presidents is planning on disgracing the memory of 9/11 today as evidenced by his Serve.Gov site.

In April, President Obama signed the Edward M. Kennedy Serve America Act which, for the first time, officially recognizes September 11 as a National Day of Service and Remembrance. This year, on September 11, the President, the Corporation for National and Community Service, MyGoodDeed and the 9/11 families will ask all Americans to remember that Tuesday eight years ago and recommit to service in their communities throughout the year.

That’s right. 9/11 is about joining ACORN to help register prostitutes and the underage sex slaves while defrauding the taxpayer. That is exactly the message I come away with when I think of people jumping out of a burning building after being attacked by the Religion of Peace. Again.

Or is the Teddy Kennedy Act supposed to remind me to take a swimming class while drunk while helping my nephew beat a rape charge or expending family clout to help another one beat a murder wrap for a few decades?

Instead of trying to regain that feeling of that whole five minutes after the attack before the Left unsheathed their knives and stabbed everyone in the back and Code Pink started carrying coffins to mock wounded veterans at Walter Reed.

I remember the hijacking of the Flight 93 museum. I remember artistes trying to dramatize the firefighters raising the flag over the wreckage to make it more politically correct. I remember the commies like Van Jones who said we deserved it and that he and his fellow Truthers are now in the White House after a long summer of letting the terrorists go to an island paradise, launching investigations into our agents who kept us safe and most recently culminated in giving a nod to the release of the Lockerbie bomber back to Libya. Obama knew that a man who murdered almost two hundred Americans was getting released and he was okay with that.

I remember tv without the crawl at the bottom and what it was like to get on an airplane without getting felt up to keep the numbers politically correct. Or without having to take off belts, watches and remove cellphones so many times that I might as well just show up in a shorty robe.

Basically, I remembered not to forget the way it happened and that no President ever had the balls to ask Americans to volunteer to do community service for his pet projects as the way to remember the attack on Pearl Harbor.

For the ADD generation, you now have a President who can’t even bother to mention the troops that he’s surging into harm’s way while he’s slashing their budget.

I’d ask if you have forgotten if I wasn’t so sure that you’d reply “forgot about what?”

Immigration Litigation Intimidation

August 20th, 2009 at 8:59 pm by Brian

Did you know that you can now sue a teacher who expresses a fact contrary to your political ideology?  It’s true.

Well, technically you can sue anybody for any reason at all.  It doesn’t mean that you’ll win but you can certainly waste everybody’s money and time which is really the point of the legal terrorism that some people gleefully engage in.

Case in point, Robertson county’s own Rick Casares is throwing down the gauntlet because a teacher had the nerve to say that illegal immigration is a burden on our healthcare system.  Behold, fajita-eating fascism at it’s finest:

It has come to my attention that you use your classroom to extol the virtues of Conservative thought.  It should not be my responsibility to remind you that you are there to teach, not preach.  It is your right to have an opinion, but it is my right to have my daughter receive an education free from political propaganda.  You may not be aware that Alena’s grandparents were undocumented when they arrived in this country.  Your inference that illegal immigrants are to blame for this country’s health care crisis upset her, and I am putting you on notice that if it happens again, I will contact our family’s attorney.  I am sure the Robertson County School District has plenty of excess funds with which to fight off a lawsuit, especially one where precedent is clearly set.

Nevermind if what the teacher said was true.  Since it is. It’s also a burden on the school systems while we’re at it. And the courts. Admittedly, since hospitals do not track this information it’s hard to determine an exact number but having hard data has never stopped hard headed liberals before. Just ask a discredited Lancet study that every liberal sings by heart.

Rick’s site “Coyote Chronicles” is presumably a celebration of the noble “coyote”. A coyote is a man who sees another man with a leafblower and a dream and helps him to scam government services and drunk drive over families after fleeing the mess he made of his own country under the cover of darkness for a nominally outrageous fee. Not a celebration of the same coyotes who haul in the drugs and human traffic hispanics into the underground sex slave trade. Just so we’re clear. Coyotes with a heart of gold.

Some people conservatively put that healthcare number at $10.7 billion a year. But we know how some people feel about the word “Conservative” so let’s make that a more liberal number like $100 Billion a year. The facts aren’t fully in but if you don’t consider potentially billions of unpaid hospital bills a burden on the system, maybe not the biggest but definitely big by any measure, then perhaps you’d like to just give me $500,000 since it ain’t no thing.

You see, by Mr. Casares’ estimation no teacher can interject their opinion into a classroom if that opinion upsets their child or a parent’s well-established set of beliefs (no matter how ill-founded) to which I wholeheartedly agree!

By that rationale, we can now sue every teacher and school system who:

- teaches evolution as a fact and not a theory.
- Teaches sex education to under 13 youngsters at all instead of leaving it to their parents
- Teaching elementary schoolers that Heather Having Two Mommies is a-okay
- insult children if their parents voted for John McCain (and make them cry – call my attorney!)
- recruiting students to work for political campaigns in exchange for credit

Just a few. If we were to throw out all the bums who teach their opinions as fact the schools and colleges would be closed tomorrow. I guess it only matters when you feel it’s your particular pet issue that’s being attacked once in a very infrequent while.

Try having the board that accredits the schools forcing teachers to take an ideological litmus test before they could teach and forcing students to take a loyalty test to their definition of “social justice” before they would be allowed to graduate and then get back with me.

This is really very simple, Sir. Were the shoe on the other foot, and I had your children in my classroom, and attempted to indoctrinate my charges into the Godless, heathen, liberal agenda, I believe you would be as concerned as I.

And a godless, heathen, liberal agenda isn’t what we have now?

By their own description, 72 percent of those teaching at American universities and colleges are liberal and 15 percent are conservative, says the study being published this week. The imbalance is almost as striking in partisan terms, with 50 percent of the faculty members surveyed identifying themselves as Democrats and 11 percent as Republicans.

We just need to sue everybody who presents their opinions as fact in the public school system and browbeats their students with it. Were it the case, your leftarded side would be getting beat with the shit end of the stick that they wield so often that it has prompted a nationwide homeschooling movement.

Do yourself a favor “Teach” and take out the warrant now. Casares and reasoned debate go together like Ivan Moreno and Mary Sadler. Reasoned debate may try to put up a good fight but at the end of the day it’s going to be strangled to death and raped in the name of diversity.

Your Monday Morning Not Racist

July 27th, 2009 at 7:28 am by Brian

A little girl will be in need of medical attention for the rest of her life.  Possibly because of an accident at a hospital that had no choice but to see her for an emergency.  Scumbag, ambulance-chasing attorneys, I repeat myself, have indicated that she is due for a big cash settlement.

Her father is not around.  Her mother was deemed by the court to not be fit to care for her when she was present at the apartment where her baby daddy was caught after buying cocaine from an undercover informant named “Zorro”.

Zorro

The medical bills are all being sported by the kind and generous donations the taxpayers of Tennessee through our socialized healthcare program TennCare and the $630 a month from Social Security.

Oh, did I mention that they are all illegal aliens? The father was deported. The Mexican government hired another local attorney to represent “his interests”.  Presumably, that does not include buying or selling any more drugs from or to undercover informants in his absence.

The cover of The Scene article depicts the little girl as a piñata.  Would she have been stereotyped as anything else if she was a different race?

Racist

Somehow, when you’re a liberal this is completely acceptable.

The World’s Smallest Mariachi Band Is Playing Just For You

June 13th, 2009 at 2:39 pm by Brian

the-smallest-violin

The LATino Times publishes a most confusing story today.  Amid, double digit unemployment for US citizens, the ostensibly US-based news outlet is concerned about the least among us – the ones who stole your Social Security number and have been taking out credit cards in your name for two decades:

No immigration agents descended on Overhill Farms, a major food-processing plant in Vernon. No one was arrested or deported. There were no frantic scenes of desperate workers fleeing la migra through the gritty streets of the industrial suburb southeast of downtown Los Angeles.

For more than 200 Overhill workers, however, the effect was devastating: All lost steady jobs last month and now find themselves in a precarious employment market, without severance pay or medical insurance. It wasn’t a hot tip or an undercover informant that helped seal their fates, but a computer check of Social Security numbers.

Welcome to America, now you’re as equally worthless as the rest of us.  Ain’t equality a bitch?

Alternate title, “U.S. Economy In Worse Shape Since Depression; Illegal Aliens Hardest Hit”

Because when you have an ICE raid, people are terrified of our abusive, nazi, xenophobic policies but when you do it all nice and clean it’s just as bad!

“My Social Security number was good all these years, why is it suddenly no good now?” asked Eva Macias, a 19-year veteran of Overhill Farms. “We left our youth in that plant.”

Suddenly no good?   It was always no good.  It was suddenly discovered.

You left your youth in that plant???  You can’t just leave that kind of thing lying around.  Keep it in a locker.  Leave it in your car before you go in.

It probably would have been a lot better off in a sweat shop in Oaxaca.

One after another, the ex-workers lamented losing a steady job, even if it paid only $10 an hour, the average salary. All spoke of bleak prospects for finding alternative work in a shrinking economy.

Just wow.

Copkillers And The Commies Who Love Them

May 13th, 2009 at 11:39 pm by Brian

A Lebanon police officer is struck and killed by two illegal aliens who hit-and-ran the same week Aunt B jumps the curb and plows her inaugural Nashville Scene post into his surviving wife and children.

Is that worth $62 to you?

In respect of our Nashville Culture of Courtesy(tm), her friend, arch self-proclaimed Freeper, Slartibartfast will be honoring our sideswiping copkillers at his house this weekend.  Everyone with table manners is invited.

Likewise, the worthless and equally liberal statewide Tennessean newspaper downplays the illegal alien aspect of the story and instead blames the motorcyle.  If we are to believe some of the commenters in the Tennessean thread, they also mistakenly claim that the police officer’s father was killed in a motorcycle accident a few months ago and that the driver was not only illegal but had already been deported once.  In other words, a true American hero out to make a better life for himself in the Land of Bigots.

Donations to the family of the slain officer can be made out to:

“Ride for Willett,” c/o Tina McCrimmon, 406 Tennessee Blvd., Lebanon, TN 37087

Donations for the illegal aliens who killed him can be made out to the Nashville Scene’s advertising dept. c/o Betsy Phillips.

Shocking Torture Memos Released!

April 26th, 2009 at 9:09 am by Brian

Dear President Oprompta,

Please find it in your soft, liberal head to extend the same adulation towards the people who kept this country safe through a sophisticated system of yoga and excessive hydration as you would to your new buddies in the reconstituted Soviet Union:

THE hunt for a nest of female suicide bombers in Chechnya led an elite group of Russian special forces commandos to a small village deep in the countryside.

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The soldiers were responding to a tip-off that the eldest of the three, who was in her forties, had been indoctrinating women to sacrifice themselves in Chechnya’s ferocious war between Islamic militants and the Russians. The others captured with her were her latest recruits. One was barely 15.

“At first the older one denied everything,” said a senior special forces officer last week. “Then we roughed her up and gave her electric shocks. She provided us with good information. Once we were done with her we shot her in the head.

“We disposed of her body in a field. We placed an artillery shell between her legs and one over her chest, added several 200-gram TNT blocks and blew her to smithereens. The trick is to make sure absolutely nothing is left. No body, no proof, no problem.” The technique was known as pulverisation.

The young recruits were taken away by another unit for further interrogation before they, too, were executed.

Where’s the Soviet Abu Ghraib again? That’s right.  Everyone’s identity is sealed.  Everyone is protected.  No photos are ever released.  There is no mass self-immolation on the world stage whose only benefit is to enrage and recruit more terrorists.  But wait, there’s more:

The men, decorated veterans of more than 40 tours of duty in Chechnya, said not only suspected rebels but also people close to them were systematically tracked, abducted, tortured and killed. Intelligence was often extracted by breaking their limbs with a hammer, administering electric shocks and forcing men to perform sexual acts on each other. The bodies were either buried in unmarked pits or pulverised.

Far from being the work of a few ruthless mavericks, such methods were widely used among special forces, the men said. They were backed by their superiors …

Such is the benefit of one party rule.  From what I’ve gathered, this is the plan to deal with America’s right-wing extremists prior to the next election with Mistress Napilatino, Head Heifer of Homeland Security, wielding the cattle prod.  Er, um, I mean “safety prod”.  Either that or hogtied with the Lasso of Truth that dangles so imposingly on the hip of her mooseknuckled Wonder Woman underoos.

It was in this highly charged climate that the death squads were operating. Andrei recalled that his men had detained a suspect who had several videos of militants torturing Russian hostages. One showed him laughing as his comrades raped a 12-year-old girl and then shot off three of her fingers.

“We all went berserk after watching this,” said Andrei, who had begun to beat the suspect. “He fell to the ground. I ordered him to get up but he couldn’t because of his handcuffs. I ordered the cuffs off but something was wrong with the lock. I became angrier and ordered one of my sergeants to get them off no matter what.

“So he took an axe and chopped his arms off. The prisoner screamed in agony. Clearly it would have been impossible to interrogate him further so I shot him in the head.” (ed. – Clearly)

Andrei said he thought of his opponents not as human beings but as cockroaches to be squashed. He was unapologetic about acts of cruelty but said he did not condone excessive boasting among his men.

“I had a problem with one of my guys, who liked to collect ears which had been chopped off prisoners. He’d made a necklace and was very serious about taking this home. I did not like that kind of behaviour.”

Well, you’ve got to draw the line somewhere I guess.  Unfortunately for America’s soldiers, our media is allowed to manufacture stories about such atrocities and Obama has a problem with American interrogators who agonize at great length as to which neck brace is appropriate when pushing someone against the wall or how deftly they can pull off Rick James’ “what did the five fingers say the face” joke.

However, Oprompta has no problems draping himself over Moscow’s Bolshevik Butchers like a cheap coat.  Does it warrant a comment?  A condemnation?  Cries for prosecutions and recriminations from the UN?

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(Photo by Dominique Faget / AFP / Getty Images)

Our prisoners aren’t dying in custody.  Our methods have them alive years after fruitful information was extracted and now the masochist Mengeles of the Democratic Party want to hook the jumper cables deemed too harsh for terrorists to the balls of the previous administration for the crime of keeping this country safe enough for you to destroy it from the inside 8 years later.

Just do us a favor you traitors, treat Bush officials with the same respect you treat your Soviet icons.

Update: Another US Marine spills his guts on a tale of his fellow soldiers torturing their captives.  It’s almost like they developed Stockholm Syndrome after a while.  Frightening stuff.

Open Borders, Black Plagues

April 25th, 2009 at 12:33 pm by Brian

UPDATE: Hurricane Petunia is on her way:

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Amid confirmation that 20 Americans have been diagnosed with the swine flu, officials at the U.S. Centers for Disease Control (CDC) said they fear death in the United States as they expect more cases of the virus to emerge.

Earlier today, Department of Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano said the government declared a public health emergency, which will allow it to free up resources to tackle the issue.

Thank goodness Homeland Heifer is going to chew up all the pestilence on the prairie.  At least she hasn’t called for a quarantine of all our service men and women to make sure they don’t infect the True Blue U.S.S.A. with their virulent right-wing extremism yet in response.

Quote Homeland Heifer, “On behalf of the USSA gubmint, I’d like to apologize to swine everywhere for comparing it to our troops.”

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So I was two years premature with my prediction that we would face a potential pandemic as a result of our de facto open borders policy.  At the time, the issue was rising tuberculosis rates in states bordering Mexico and a little compare/contrast when Chuckie Schumer was worried that we didn’t have enough border guards to monitor Canada and that “one person with a disease getting into America was one too many”.

I received the usual slings and arrows from the disease carrying Left at the time but such is the price of being right.

And yea, we aren’t facing the black plague yet but imagine if we were.

The World Health Organization is set to declare the deadly swine flu virus outbreak in Mexico and the U.S. a global concern, potentially prompting travel restrictions, said a person familiar with the matter.

An emergency committee of the WHO in Geneva will declare the outbreak “a public health event of international concern” in a 4 p.m. teleconference today, said the person, who spoke on condition of anonymity because the meeting is confidential. In response, WHO Director-General Margaret Chan may raise the level of pandemic alert, which could lead to travel restrictions aimed at curbing the disease’s spread.

“These levels of pandemic alert are all signals for action,” said Malik Peiris, a professor of microbiology at the University of Hong Kong, who has studied influenza viruses for more than a decade. “Raising the level of alertness to influenza, especially in returning travelers, would be a relevant thing to do.”

Maybe we don’t have to imagine so hard after all.  Maybe when our nation’s Spring Breaking tanned, rested, and wretching frat boys and hoebags keel over after the Cabo or Cancun keggers then people will take this stuff seriously.

The only response the Left has to trying to prevent widespread diseases like this is to cry “racism” to a public safety issue.

When I travel abroad, I always have to make sure to check the travel section of the State Department or the CDC so that I am up to date on my inoculations as some diseases are common in other countries that I would have no immunity.  It’s a silly thing I do called “Being A Responsible Citizen”.  Likewise, with people carrying a 16th Century disease walking into a downtown restaurant and applying for a cook’s job aren’t thinking twice about that festering sore on their hands or that productive cough as they pass your plate on to the waiter who has been linguistically and racially profiled as being acceptable to send to your table.

It is not safe to allow unfettered immigration.  You are holding a syringe filled with swine flu to our necks and demanding our social services for ransom.

When Americans are dying from swine flu be sure to look at your landscaping and that subpar roof you had installed on your house and remember that it was worth it.   In a perfect world, the illegal that gave you the swine flu will also be able to dig your grave for a reasonable rate if that helps make it easier for your family.

Our Diversity Is Our Strength

April 19th, 2009 at 10:17 am by Preston Taylor Holmes

Latin American cultural outreach.

I’d Like A Large Soda – Easy on the ICE

April 4th, 2009 at 8:49 am by Brian

Quote of the Day (National People’s Radio):

On Feb. 24, when armed immigration agents raided Yamato Engine Specialists, a small company that rebuilds car engines in Bellingham, Wash., 28 workers were led away in handcuffs. They were illegal immigrants, most of them from Mexico, and they faced quick deportation. It was the first big immigration raid under President Obama, and it came as a shock to many in the Hispanic community.

On Spanish radio, shock quickly turned to anger. “Let’s give the Obama administration one month to stop all this,” warns one caller, “otherwise, the Democratic Party and Obama will suffer the consequences!”

But the White House seemed almost as surprised by the raid as the workers. Secretary of Homeland Security Janet Napolitano told Congress she hadn’t known about the raid ahead of time, and she ordered a review of it.

Now, one month later, 27 of the 28 workers have been released. One of them — Luis Ramos — says he can’t get over how nice the immigration agents have become.

“They treat us wonderfully,” Ramos says. “They even say, ‘do you want a soda from the machine?’”

The government is offering them temporary work permits, and immigration agents are even giving the Mexicans free rides to Seattle to file the paperwork. Now the anger at Obama is coming from the other side of the immigration debate.

This may be as simple as a mistake from the name tag factory.  Which can happen if the person using the machine can’t read English.

Instead of receiving the Homeland Security Secretary badge, Janet Napilatino received the Amnesty Czar tag.  These things will happen.

I’m still confused though.  If you really want to make things right then let’s not half-step the Amnesty issue.  For every employer determined to be hiring illegals, you should force them to pay back wages and healthcare directly to the illegals (in addition to Social Security to the government) for as long as they haven’t been offering it regardless of when you find out in addition to a penalty for violating income taxes.

It will at least cover our new Homeland Security illegal rideshare program.

Illegal Immigrant / Rancher Lawsuit Follow-up

March 7th, 2009 at 9:33 am by Cranky

Here is some under reported good news.

Sixteen illegal aliens who sued an Arizona rancher, claiming he violated their civil rights and falsely imprisoned them by holding them at gunpoint on his property along the border, have lost their case.

Common sense prevails and scumbag lawyers truly learn the meaning of pro bono as they cannot collect attorney’s fees.

“It was 95 percent victory for us,” he said. “What they really wanted were the first two civil rights claims because if they got those, they got attorney’s fees. With nine attorneys working on the case, I’m sure their fees were $500,000 to $1 million.”

UPDATE: The inestimable Laurie Kendrick shares a close look at life on a border ranch.

British Nativists Break My Heart Or Juana’s Addicion

March 5th, 2009 at 8:18 pm by Brian

Mainly because they aren’t selling their country out for a fistful of tacos:

LONDON (Reuters) – A Mexican national who told airport immigration he was visiting Britain to see a friend was swiftly deported after a search unearthed a good-luck card in his luggage wishing him well for his “new life in the UK.”

UK Border Agency officers at Manchester Airport routinely stopped the 40-year-old chef after he arrived on a flight from Los Angeles last Friday.

What’s sadder – that the British react more swiftly to an illegal alien than our sellout government or that Britain had to screen an illegal who was able to buy a plane ticket, make it through our airport security (that I get roto-rootered doing) and had to finally be apprehended by one of our allies?

Think about that the next time you’re getting your passport expedited, getting the necessary vaccinations to travel abroad, getting x-rayed, taking your shoes and belts off, and having to flash your ID a hundred times before boarding a plane.

The man later admitted he had intended to work at the restaurant illegally and had planned to bring his family over from America if he liked it.

He was deported the next day.

“We will not tolerate people coming here to work illegally,” the agency said. “People wanting to visit the UK must play by the rules. Those who do not are sent back.”

Did I read that correctly?  Deported the next day! For any ICE officials reading, that means that this man’s family is still illegally sitting around the Los Angeles area. Go get ‘em.  Hopefully he was sent back to Mexico and not here or else we’re paying for his counseling after his traumatic encounter with The Law.

The British are breaking my heart because here’s how Tennessee officials are dealing with a once removed illegal who came back and dropped an anchor baby that we’re all paying for:

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After she was arrested in Metro for driving without a license and shackled during parts of her labor in custody, Juana Villegas de la Paz was told she could stay free so long as she checked in monthly with immigration officials.

Now the illegal immigrant has learned that she’ll be deported the next time she checks in, and she’s suing the Department of Homeland Security for failing to provide her with a copy of her immigration file.

So, for the recap:  a) illegal alien, once removed and returned; b) caught breaking the law and has anchor baby at public expense; c) allowed to stay in country unsupervised; d) told that she will eventually be deported and now filing lawsuit claiming that Homeland Security does not have proper documentation.

What’s the Spanish word for chutzpah?  How can someone with balls this big get pregnant in the first place?  An undocumented illegal alien is wasting our tax dollars in these austere times to sue Homeland Security for not having proper documentation.

Stop Juana’s madness.

Crony Communism

February 6th, 2009 at 8:21 pm by Brian

The Hamtastic Mary Katherine, a favorite of this blog and all meat byproducts, warns us of the  incoming Trade Rep. (I know, exciting stuff but it gets better and “better”, I mean worse) being touted by one Pres. Barrington H. O’Snobba for The Great Trade War Czar :

Rep. Xavier Becerra (D-Los Angeles) could become the administration’s point person on international trade. He’s a terrible choice, and not just because of a history of unsavory behavior — such as his successful efforts to win a pardon from President Clinton for convicted cocaine kingpin Carlos Vignali, or the screamingly unethical robo-calls his campaign engineered during his run for Los Angeles mayor in 2001. Becerra is a leader of the Democratic Party’s protectionist wing, which opposes NAFTA, the Dominican Republic-Central American Free Trade Agreement and most other trade deals.

Now for the worst part.  The typically and predictably Chicago part.   In a news item that I have seen no one really commenting on today, Obama threatens to unleash the power of Urkelnomics on the soon to be unemployed masses by way of a brainless trust of narrow special interest bundlers and fundraisers he’s dubbing the “Economic Recovery Advisory Board”.   Tell me if you think these people should be advising anyone about what it takes to jumpstart an economy:

Choosing from corporate boardrooms, labor unions (lulz) and academia (hahahahahaha!), President Obama named a team of outside  (ROTFFSMFP) economic advisers Friday that he says he will turn to for help in boosting the sagging U.S. economy.

William H. Donaldson, who served as SEC chairman from 2003 to 2005

Donaldson is the rocket surgeon who implemented Sarbanes-Oxley.  SOX as it’s called is (also called many other things under people’s breath) is widely considered to be one of the worst and most costly laws ever inflicted on any business ever.  i.e., not growth friendly.  The stock market collapsed after it was implemented so it must be working!

Roger W. Ferguson, Jr., president and CEO of the TIAA-CREF retirement fund

How’s that retirement fund working out?  Another Harvard egghead who happened to be Urkel’s crony Transition Economic Advisory Board and Trustee of the whackadoo Carnegie Endowment for Dictators with the Ketchup Lady.  Alger Hiss not available for comment.

Robert Wolf, chairman and CEO of the financial services firm UBS Group Americas

Investment banker scumbag / Urkel fundraising bundler

David F. Swensen, CIO of Yale University

Yale’s trustfund baby daycare provider / Ever get the feeling that the fix is in?  Last week he penned an Op/Ed in the New York Times arguing that we should “stimulate” the economy by bailing out the New York Times as well as making them a tax-exempt organization. It’s For The Public Good! ™

Mark T. Gallogly, founder and managing partner of the investment advisory firm Centerbridge Partners LP

Is there a Democrat he hasn’t written a check to? If not, hold out your hand and get to the back of the line based on your particular aggrieved status – race, sexual orientation and gender in that order please.  Again, the New York Times inadvertently spills the beans.

Penny Pritzker, chairman and founder of Pritzker Realty Group

This one is truly priceless.  See above “spill the beans” link.  Pritzker was the billionaire Finance Chair of Urkel’s campaign.  He was going to repay her with the Commerce Secretary job but that’s way more work than causing the subprime mortgage crisis.  Which she did.  Chicago all the way.  What does a Chicago realty bitch know about fixing the economy? About as much as the next bitch.

Monica C. Lozano, publisher and CEO of the Spanish-language newspaper La Opinion

She publishes a Southern California Spanish newspaper.  WTF?????  National Council of La Raza member.  Castrophile.   Why does Bank of America extend credit to illegal aliens?  You’re looking at one of the reasons.  Fix the US economy?  I don’t think so.  This woman has no business being anywhere outside of a sanctuary city.

The rest are below and there are some jewels.  Doerr a no account Green Baron who’s got a carbon credit in your size, Anna Burger another Chicago Madame who was likely in league as the head of Change To Win negotiating a soft landing for Blagojevich with Rahm Emanuel as she was also part of his Transition Team.  The AFL-CIO Union thugs.  I know they know how to lose jobs but have they figured out how to make one yet without it costing $75 a hour with 3 months of vacation a year?

This list is 95% Hoover with a chance of Debs.

Jeffrey R. Immelt, CEO of General Electric
John Doerr, a partner with the venture capital firm Kleiner, Perkins, Caufield & Byers

Venture capitalist who backs Google who in turn backs Obama to the hilt.  As an Al Gore partner, he wants to legislate “greening” laws on every company which – sa-prize! -that just happens to be the business he’s in.  Another Obama loyalist.

Jim Owens, chairman and CEO of the heavy equipment manufacturer Caterpillar Inc.

This is the most confusing pick on this panel.  Owens is an unlimited Free Trade proponent for an Illinois based company that has never had a productive relationship with Obama as he is, quite simply, the most rabid anti-business President (and former Senator) in US history.  The protectionist unions (especially the Steelworkers) could potentially force Caterpillar into bankruptcy as they are the leading purchaser of steel in the United States.  Bankruptcy or relocating all of their manufacturing overseas to offset the operating expenses caused by an international steel trade war.  Those will be tens of thousands of Illinois jobs lost.

Good luck building those infrastructure projects without that company.  I know I’ll feel comfortable driving over that bridge built by the affirmative action hire to promote social justice.

Charles E. Phillips Jr., president of the computer software maker Oracle Corp.
Anna Burger, secretary-treasurer of the Service Employees International Union and chairwoman of the labor coalition Change to Win
Richard L. Trumka, secretary-treasurer of the labor organization AFL-CIO

After losing his job as a stunt double for Alex Karras in “Webster”, Trumka is Urkel’s “house cracker” who shills for the protectionists at the labor union.  In that link, he compares Hillary Clinton supporters as bigots because the only reason why you wouldn’t vote for Obama is because you’re a racist – duh.   Complete with forehead wiping black preacher shtick.  Some assembly required but given his track record of success in his field all future assembly will be done in Korea, Vietnam or Mexico.

Laura D’Andrea Tyson, who served as a key economic adviser to President Bill Clinton and is dean of the Haas School of Business at the University of California, Berkeley

Another Berkeley space case, Clinton leftover, yet another liberal Brookings Institution, CFR member (as are several others on this panel) and had no qualms knitting golden parachutes while running Morgan Stanley into the ground.

Martin Feldstein, George F. Baker Professor of Economics at Harvard University

Let’s provide “stimulus” by slashing the defense budget.  Didn’t see that coming.  Funny how all these people writing big Op-Ed pieces in the last month all get selected.  It’s almost as if they knew that they were going to be nominated and were writing the narrative before this “Board” was going to be announced.

Graying White Man Desperately Seeking Old Grey Lady

January 8th, 2009 at 8:26 pm by Brian

Former Democrat Vice-Presidential Candidate John McCain was welcomed back to the floor of the Senate yesterday after his failed 18-month campaign to sell his tripe-filled electoral tamales to the same conservatives he had been using as piñatas.

The entire incident was infuriatingly documented by The Hill and boasts almost as many anonymous sources as it does memorable quotes:

Sen. John McCain (R-Ariz.) (D-MX), fresh off his disappointing bid for the White House, returned to a familiar role in the Senate on Wednesday, shaking up his own party and reaching across the aisle to Democrats.

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“I am tickled pink to be here on stage with him,” said Democratic Sen. Claire McCaskill (Mo.).

Kind words from one of Obama’s campaign chairs who accused him of running a non-stop bigoted campaign just three months ago.  I’ve missed you too my forked tongue, love.  Now, whisper sweet nadas in my ear.

“He talked about his own race and the devastating loss of Hispanic voters and how that arose on the rhetoric on immigration,” said a Senate Republican who attended the meeting.

A Republican senator who attended the meeting said that McCain emphasized the importance of healing the rift with Hispanics by talking about immigration reform in a “positive” way. McCain also discussed the importance of expanding the size of the party’s tent by appealing to young voters.

“So we’re not just the party of graying white men,” said the lawmaker.

It’s almost like he reads directly from the New York Times op-ed page that endorsed him, isn’t it?  Apparently graying white men have a thing for old grey ladies.

There is no expanding on a base made up of illegals from a Republican perspective because you will never be able to out-pander Democrats in terms of the size of your handout.  Whatever you offer, they’ll double it!  If you double that, they’ll quadruple it.

You’re taking a broad group of people who have so screwed up their own country by the socialists that they’ve elected that they have to sneak out, like thieves in the night, into ours.

And you think you’re going to win them over using the mantle of limited government and individual responsibility?  Even if you could you are always only one election away from bribing them again.  If you want to win votes by using racial identity politics then go ahead.  Just switch sides before you do.

All the kids are doing it.

At the all-day, private GOP meeting at the Library of Congress, McCain told colleagues their poor image among Hispanics, which he attributed to bitter intra-party squabbles over immigration reform, dealt his campaign a devastating blow.

He’s exactly right for the wrong reason.  The devastating blow wasn’t from illegal aliens not illegally voting for him but rather because people on the Right correctly knew that his corazon belonged and still belongs to another.  We know a mentirosa when we see one, vato.

Vaya con dias, Senor McCain.  Don’t let la puerta hit ya where the buen Dios split ya.

How Does Bribery Work?

October 26th, 2008 at 2:17 pm by Brian

Ruben Navarette at Real Clear Politics posts an interesting question via McCain’s appeal (or lack thereof) to the Latino community.  Going so far as wonder aloud “How can McCain be losing Latino voters?”

Recently, I was on a Latino-themed radio show defending John McCain. The defendant was accused of abandoning comprehensive immigration reform, turning his back on Latino supporters, and associating with a bad crowd (read: Republicans).

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“During the immigration debate,” he said, “it’s very clear that a lot of the language and rhetoric that was used (by Republicans) made Latino citizens believe that we were anti-Latino.

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“Yeah,” McCain said, “we were in a restaurant and he just sent over a plate of nachos. What do you say to something like that? I just said, ‘Thanks very much.”

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“Throughout our history, we have had people who stoked nativist instincts,” he said.

Still, McCain’s following among Latinos is evaporating. A poll by Zogby International found that 21 percent of Latinos support McCain, compared to 70 percent for Barack Obama; the Pew Hispanic Center ranked it 23 percent McCain and 66 percent Obama.

Seeing as how McCain has been the highest profile pro-Amnesty Senator out there, how can anyone look at the complete lack of support by someone who has put his career on the line for illegal aliens be construed as anything less than a tactical error of Rumsfeldian proportions?

These people, who are in  our country illegally, are going to throw you overboard as soon as someone promises them a free ride.  McCain being the biggest example of this.  That certain cocooned Republican interests think that Mexican Catholicism is going to translate into a third way evangelical vote in a post-Amnesty world are huffing deeply from the gas rags of bad ideas while simultaneously causing a Mexican Standoff with their own base.

Thanks very much indeed, Senator.

“I’m confident that, as many more of those Latino voters focus in the next 14 days, we’ll do well,” he said.

Finally, I asked McCain if he had a message for those Latinos who have long been in his corner, as he has been in theirs. He simply expressed his hope that “they’ll just examine my record and my knowledge and my background and the judgments that I have made.” Whatever happens, he said, “I will respect their decision.”

It’s too bad that for the Republican Party’s candidate for President that he never respected his own people’s decision.

What Is Wrong With Tyson Chicken?

August 2nd, 2008 at 11:28 am by Brian

Besides hormone-injected breasticles.  Besides “parts-n-stuff” nuggets held together by chicken-flavored glue.   Besides the fact that when they are not culling the parking lots for illegal aliens that they go and do something like this:

Workers at Tyson Foods’ poultry processing plant in Shelbyville (TN) will no longer have a paid day off on Labor Day, but will instead take the Muslim holiday of Eid al-Fitr in the fall.

A recent press release from the Retail, Wholesale and Department Store Union (RWDSU) stated that a new contract at the Shelbyville facility “implements a new holiday to accommodate the … Muslim workers at the plant.”

The RWDSU stated that “the five-year contract creates an additional paid holiday, Iidal Fitil, a Muslim holiday that occurs toward the end of Ramadan.”

On one hand I’m torn.  A private business should be able to give everyone 365 days off a year if they want.  On the other hand, replacing Labor Day for a holiday to placate the most violent, intolerant, misogynistic religion on the planet may not be the greatest idea.  And while it shows a politically expedient gesture to their employees where the company has financially given up nothing, it may not play as well to their customers.

“Based on the contract, the other paid holidays include: The Team Member’s birthday, New Year’s Day, Martin Luther King Jr. Day, Memorial Day, Independence Day, Thanksgiving Day and Christmas Day,” Mickelson said.

So Easter didn’t make the cut, eh?  I guess rising from the dead was subject to negotiation.  Tough crowd.  If I’m to believe the Ramadan prayer at the close of Eid-al-Fitr there is only one god anyway so you might as well quit pissing them off and drop Christmas too.

How you got 700 Muslims out of 1200 employees at the same plant in rural Shelbyville, TN is a baffling statistic.

Regardless, say goodbye to my freezer Tyson.  Your products will never see the inside of it again.

Bow Down Before The One Your Serve Update: Evidently, the local NBC affiliate went down to see what all the hub-bub was and was rejected from stepping foot on the property – for reasons which may be obvious:

Tyson company spokeswoman Libby Lawson said by phone that, “This isn’t a religious accommodation, this is a contractual agreement. The majority asked for it.”

So can we assume that if the majority asked for 10 days, 14 days, 21 days off a year that they would get it?

Channel 4′s Cynthia Williams could not reach any of the plant’s Muslim workers, because Channel 4 News’ crew was not permitted on the property.

Note to Cynthia:  Put on a burqa and see if that helps.

Former employee and Shelbyville resident Anthony Proctor said he thinks what’s happening is wrong.  He said he helped build a special Muslim prayer room that’s located inside the plant and that no other Tyson facility has been that accommodating for any other religion.

“If we want to go pray, we don’t have one for Christians,” he said.

They also said if you were Union that you could still take off Labor Day but that if you weren’t Union that you still have to come to work.  Does that mean Muslims can’t take Christmas off?  Racists can’t take MLK Day off?  The British can’t take off Independence Day?

If only there was a law in place about treating all employees equal.

Hey Cynthia, just do what most Tyson workers do in order to get inside – steal somebody’s Social Security number, buy a fake ID, and take a job paying below minimum wage.

Allahu Akbar, ya’ll.

Double Reverse Irony Watch: Obama-backing Union approved the move.

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