We Paid For Robocop And Got ED-209
March 3rd, 2010 at 8:13 pm by BrianIn a strained defense of wasteful “make work” projects to temporarily sustain government employees and their favorite no-bid contractors, the Bolshevik revolution continues with aplomb as the SouthCommunists at the reconstituted Nashville City Paper (NCP) serve up a little cover story complete with quasi-Soviet/NorK iconography:
ed. note – Six Meat Buffet uses Commie iconography as parody – not praise.
Among some of the brilliant observations from the Kremlinesque note-takers at the NCCCP:
More than $1 billion in stimulus funds have flowed into Tennessee’s 5th Congressional District, represented by U.S. Rep. Jim Cooper, a Democrat who voted for the recovery act. That money has created nearly 7,000 jobs in the geographic area that includes Davidson and parts of Wilson and Cheatham counties, according to federal figures that cover Oct. 1 to Dec. 31, 2009.
At $1,000,000,000.00, that’s roughly $143,000 per job. Excuse me, “nearly” 7,000 jobs. Round it up a little. Now would those be full-time jobs in the private sector that will be contributing taxes next year or a gubmint project filling potholes for 3 months because that’s a top 1-percenter income being funneled through the models of efficiency that are the federal and state government. At least on Charity Navigator we can see how much went to Administrative costs.
The government’s stimulus-tracking website, recovery.gov, is designed to offer transparency about how the federal funds are being spent, and indeed, the wealth of information is almost overwhelming. The slightest bit of navigation will reveal initiatives throughout Nashville. Some, mostly construction projects, were unveiled with staged photo-ops and now don the familiar red-blue-and-green stimulus logo at their sites. Others have gone largely unnoticed. The list is much too lengthy to cover in its entirety without risking utter boredom.
You read that right. Indeed, they would hate to bore all you 10+% unemployed Tennesseans out there with all this free funemployment time on your hands. The information is so overwhelming we simply don’t have the ink to describe how completely awesome it is.
I thought this level of lickspittle A2M Soviet cockslobbery was reserved strictly for The Nashville Scene.
Indeed, I certainly don’t want to bore you with any more of the slavish teabaggery that Joey Garrison begged for at the wrinkled sack of the Obama Administration but this was just too much:
More heat on the street: Perhaps the most celebrated stimulus project allocated to Metro — hailed by Dean and others — is the $9 million grant awarded to the police department to bring on 50 new officers. According to spokesman Don Aaron, most of the money pays for salaries and other benefits.
That’s $180,000 per police officer added for those Metro school graduates averse to math. Ask those cops how much they get paid a year and then ask where the other $135,000 went.
It seems Pravda On The Cumberland finally got a little competition.
Best not to examine all those Phantom Congressional Districts that got $54 Million in cream right off the top. You say “Cream!” too loud around these inky apparatchiks and all they do is close their eyes and open their mouths.
$54 Million??? Why, that’s almost 300 new Robocops we could have bought or at least fended off lawsuits over rightfully arresting illegal aliens. Or at least put a down payment on a light rail so we can have the illegals polishing the brass on our Shining Sanctuary City On The Hill.
Robocop: Only cost $73k in 1987 dollars (though most of his parts were made in Mexico)
Whatever you do Joey and the rest of your Comrades at the NCCCP, don’t look into that ghost money. We’d all much rather read your incessant lacrimosas over Juana Villegas’ spilled breast milk.
















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