It’s been a while. How you been? You still doin’ that stuff you do? Thought so. Me, I’ve been watching the idiots in D.C. fall all over themselves, pretending to come up with ideas that are going to save the economy. Rethuglican or Dim-O-Crack, doesn’t matter. None of them are prepared to do what needs to be done to actually “fix” the economy, because that “fix” would leave them unable to continue robbing from the public coffers, and, let’s face it, they’re all in it for the graft. At some point, you just have to look at the list of GOP “contenders” and COOTUS and say to yourself: We’re just plain-old fucked.

At least we have some comedy with COOTUS bouncing from airport to airport touting his new “jobs bill”. I know he doesn’t mean to be funny, but how can you do anything but laugh at this douche? It helps that he’s been semi-neutered by a limp-wristed GOP House, otherwise, it might not be quite as funny. A little Steyn helps, though.

Heh. I never had the guts to try that line, but I encourage all you youngsters to give it a shot. What do you have to lose, really?

That’s how he got elected, isn’t it? Just repeat the same meaningless tripe until it turns into a chant and *bingo*, you’re COOTUS.

At this point, who is going to loan us a buck or two? Mr. T? I don’t think so.

So, we all sit back, kick our feet up, accept the fact that everything we once assumed about our economy, investments, retirement, etc, no longer applies. In the meantime, go long on ammo and canned goods, baby.

As for me, I’ve found riding bikes with the kids much more rewarding than the blogosphere so cut me some slack. And thanks for checking in Chuck. We’ll still be here until the speech police come and haul us away.

Here’s a quick roundup of linkage before I get on a winged girder-bird this afternoon departing for the Windy City.

T-Man takes CNN to the woodshed for showing a video of a sniper killing a U.S. soldier in broad daylight. CNN has been in the camp of the enemy since the very beginning. This is simply the latest, and most offensive, example of their hatred for America.

Two vlogs that will keep you warm at night: Mary Katherine Ham and Annika (via Beth).

John Hawkins has an interview with Bob Corker. Still don’t know if I’m going to hold my nose and vote. I’ll keep you posted, because I know you just can’t bear the suspense.

Apparently Rush “Country Club Republican” Limbaugh has been bumbling about the blogosphere as of late. Since I haven’t tuned into Rush in the last few years, I have no idea what was said, other than that he just doesn’t get it. No big surprise there. Ali Bubba has more: ¡Reynoldistas unidos!

There’s plenty more out there – just hit the Six Meat blogrolls for the best stuff. I leave you with this warning – I will be out of town for the next 5 days or so – blogging will either be lighter or heavier. That much I can promise to you, dear reader.

In the meantime, go send the pint-sized, needle-dicked North Korean tyrant a sympathy card.

It’s been a damn long time since we’ve had a good link drop. So let’s get it started all up in here.

The lovely and brilliant Right Thinking Girl alerts us to – horror of horrors! – a koran found in a crapper at Manhattan College in NYC. Upon finding the krapper koran, a paper-pushing administrator surely filled up an adjacent toilet with rivers of politically-correct-angst-inspired stool. How did the koran manage to go for a swim in the crapper?!?

And even better is RTG’s conclusion…

Is it any wonder I’m smitten with her?

Speaking of the Religion of Peace™, you better know what’s happening at your kids’ school. LGF notes that the “diversity police” are beginning the indoctrination process in Oregon and at least have some sort of blessing from the weak-kneed SCOTUS.

Elsewhere, if you want to go beyond politically correct and straight into “wrong”, look no further than Sharpy’s new T-Shirt. Too soon?

Sean Gleeson has demonstrated – yet again – that he is a true blog superstar. Visit Hot Air to see how his detective work uncovered the original bikini photo that Wankette and her fever swamp minions used to try to paint Michelle Malkin as a hypocrite.

In a massive post, Ace examines the irony of the gay left and their gay Republican witch hunt and outing festival. Read the whole thing if you enjoy bathing in the mental illness of the left – and there’s plenty to be had, brother. Plenty.

In other news, I’m a blog daddy. This must be one of my outside children. I’m tryin’ to figure out which girl I knocked up to produce this one. The list got so long, I quit counting years ago. But thanks for the kind words, Rollin’ Danny.

The Rottweiler drops an oratorical atomic elbow on the sub-humans from the Westboro Baptist Church, who are/were planning to protest at the funeral of the slaughtered Amish girls.

You should read the whole thing if you can handle the spicy language, which is entirely called for when talking about these knuckle-dragging inbreds. I’m hoping that perhaps the Westboro “church” members will be taking a private plane that will somehow disappear from the radar during their journey. But that’s just the mean-spirited me talking. Don’t listen to that guy, he can be nasty.

Elsewhere, in the lefttardosphere, we’re reminded that when the left is racist, it’s cute, isn’t it?

More on Foley from Goldstein… When ‘child molesting’ is neither molesting, nor involving a child. Also, I had this same question when I received “tips” about the identity of one of Foley’s IM partners – what was the point?

Last but not least – Agent Bedhead serves up some red meat for you chubby chasers out there. Dig in, freaks.

Now, for the linky-link.

The Hatemonger’s pass 150k hits! Proving once and for all that literacy and blogging are compatible and that even something as harmless as Phil Collins is not safe. Also, they use the “B” word for the first time.

Are You Conservative is looking for root causes* for the horrific bombing that took place in India yesterday.

* Clue IMPERIAL HEGEMONY!!

The Hatemongers blow the cover of the Neocon Conspiracy.

Shockingly, it’s a lot more specific than you suspected.

Lots happening in the newsworld/blogosphere this week and here I am with this damn job. Anyway, onward with some quickies:

Say a prayer for Michael Silence, who has unexpectedly been hospitalized with some heart issues. Hopefully all will turn out well and he can get back to work asap.

HotAir, the new video project from Michelle Malkin, Allahpundit and others, is now broadcasting. Check it out.

The Religion of Peace™ is now threatening Mr. Pink because he’s involved (directing/acting) with a film that is a tribute to murdered filmmaker Theo van Gogh. In the loving islamofascist tradition, the religion of peace’s beheaders-in-waiting are threatening Buscemi and co-star Sienna Miller for daring to make the film. Let’s hope they don’t cave into the threats like so many others.

RightWingSparkle’s gone and got herself a blogging gig at the Houston Chronicle. Congrats, RWS!

John Hawkins of Right Wing News shares the story of Andrea Clarke, a hospital patient in Houston, who may have the plug pulled on her by St. Luke’s Episcopal Hospital, against the wishes of her own family. Full story here.

This weekend, The Crack Young Staff of the Hatemonger’s Quarterly had their second anniversary soiree. For those of you who aren’t familiar with The Hatemonger’s Quarterly, it is fine publication that makes the Atlantic Monthly look like Highlights magazine.

As a guest – well actually, as a person who knew one of the waiter’s cousins, I was able to attend. Although I didn’t understand many of the large words they used, it was a fun time.

I recommend making the Hatemonger’s one of your daily stops. The Academic of the Month is worth the trip alone.

Keep up the good work, “Chip”!

OH NO HE DI’UNT!

IT’S GOOD GAY DAY AT GARFIELD RIDGE.

JEN BRINGS THE NOISE.

TWO WORDS FOR YOU, YALE. SUCK IT!

REINVENTION SEEMS TO WORK FOR MADONNA, WHY NOT THE THERAPIST?

THE UNPLEASANT TRUTH ABOUT GLOBAL WARMING.

GIVE. GIVE UNTIL IT MAKES YOU FEEL ICKY.

“JUNK HACKIN’.” DAMN, DOES SHE HAVE A WAY WITH WORDS.

MMMMM…. BEEEEEER.

As you were.

Here is some great stuff that I would read over and over again if I’d ever finished that adult literacy course.

No Amount of Ground-Up Babies Sufficient To Save Dana Reeve

Cops: The Yanni Incident

Fashion Insurgency – Cindy Sheehan

It’s White Trash Wednesday Every Day at MySpace – and Beth Knows WTW!

Last Week’s SUV Victim Couldn’t Put Down the Bong

Sweet Ride for Sale – Cheap!

An outstanding poll from Riehl World View – how can we best bring capitalism to the islamonazis so that they will quit trying to kill us?

An interesting read from JackLewis.Net – the battle of extremist idiots.

LGF notes that Britain’s “Muslim Action Committee” promises that 100,000 muslims will rally this weekend to protest the mohammed looney tunes that has their collective burqas in such a knot. I hope the Vol Abroad will be out of town for the weekend, lest she be eyeballed and assaulted by some of the peaceful protesters.

Speaking of the Religion of Peace, apparently Google is shilling for them as well as the Chinese. Rusty points out the Google hypocrisy here.

Beth has a special White Trash Wednesday message from Beulah Mae’s friend Brittney. I can’t believe I missed WTW for the second week in a row.

That’s about it for the moment. More later.

UPDATE: The Vol Abroad shares this link regarding this weekend’s Religion of Murdering Cartoonists “peace rally” in London.

Is it too late to get Harriet Miers back? I had no idea she had this in her:

An oustanding new series from Wuzzadem: Christiane Amampour Throughout History – Part One, Part Two, Part Three.

Why is every layabout and gutter snipe in the country getting help with their heating bills but me? I want my fair share, Mr. President – I WAN’T MY FAIR SHARE!

Beth points out that it’s International Offend-a-muslim Day – which has inspired Jeff to bring back – ugh – such classics as Jihad Juicers. More on the testy followers of the Religion of Peace™ later.

It looks like Hans may have gotten the energy policy he’s always wanted with the SOTU address.

Check out the Commissar’s new religion – The Third Church of High Wingnuttery – the “last supper” graphic is not to be missed. I believe their communion consists of graham crackers and chocolate milk.

Vinnie shares the news of Andrea Yates (NOW’s 2001 Reproductive Rights Superstar of the Year) being moved from prison to a mental hospital while she awaits a re-trial. I’m profoundly disappointed that she hasn’t been shanked in prison yet. Hopefully after her second trial, she’ll get sent back to prison, where the physical abuse can begin in earnest, leading to her eventual painful death.

In case you missed this, Ace points to a new 9/11 video of a plane hitting the second WTC tower. There’s some debate as to whether this one is legit, but it looks pretty legit to my untrained eye.

Some quick linkage for a busy Wednesday afternoon. (“Busy” in that actual work is taking priority over all other things today, for some strange reason) Now on to things that you may have missed, but shouldn’t have.

Wuzzadem has the lowdown on MTV’s new Trippin’ TV Show – This very special episode stars Drew Barrymore and Cameron Diaz.

My longtime enemy Crazy Leo Oshkosh lists the Ten Things that Made America Great. Methinks Leo has spent too much time inhaling fumes at the Schotz Brewery in Milwaukee.

This makes me feel uncomfortable. I don’t even really like pudding or cowboy hats. I love hats, I just don’t have a “hat face”.

Club For Growth is celebrating Festivus by hosting an Airing of Grievances against the GOP. We’ve been doing this all damn year long!!!!

The Political Teen has the video of an Iraqi voter who tells the anti-war pacifist Sheehanites in the U.S. to “go to hell!” Sweeeeeet. (via Malkin)

Smell the mediocrity: Pajamas Mediocrity

You just had to see this coming. Huffington Post writer R.J. Eskow makes the comparison between Tookie “Pushin’ Up Daisies” Williams and Jesus Christ. I mean there are so many similarities if you think about it. Except that Tookie was a murderer and a thief and a gangster icon. I wouldn’t be waiting outside Tookie’s tomb for him to rise again after three days, though. It’s probably not going to happen. (via Right Wing News)

Speaking of Tookie “Room Temperature” Williams – check out this gallery from Zombietime from the “Save Tookie” rally. (Thanks, Lawrence)

ALSO: Today and tomorrow are the last days to vote for us for Best Humor/Comics blog. I know, we’re getting tired of it too. But still, only two days left – your votes could keep us out of a dreadful last-place finish. So Vote!

While you’re there, there are a couple of other close races you can help with. Vote for Garfield Ridge in the Best of the 3501-5000 blogs; and vote for Wuzzadem for Best New Blog.

No more vote blegging of any kind after tomorrow, I promise.

John’s on fire this week. You know, the week before Thanksgiving, when post people are not at work and checking the Internet. The week when 200 hits is considered an avalanche.

Well anyway, check out Godzilla vs Murtha (dang, why didn’t I think of that?) and a great Johnny Carson spoof. For you younger fans- Johnny Carson used to host the Tonight Show before Jay Leno. Many people thought that the Tonight Show was funny back then.

A few quick Saturday morning sausage links before I head off to another sports-entertainment trainwreck trying to pass itself off as a football game.

First off, two of my favorites have returned to blogging. Jeff at Beautiful Atrocities has at least temporarily found his muse. I think it was between his couch cushions. The other Jeff at Shape of Days has returned from some time in the wilderness and brought a new design back with him. Go visit them often… or at least until they go on another break.

Froggy has an excellent post that lays out – in very precise terms – how liberals, despite their frequent claims to the contrary, are indeed unpatriotic.

You really should read the whole thing – it’s excellent, and he’s right.

Aaron’s CC has its Blogger Deck of Cards voting open for the Hearts suit – the Hearts are reserved for your favorite female bloggers – go and vote for your favorite fairer-sex blogger.

One of Sarcastro’s mentors, Syrian-born film producer Mustafa Akkad, died in the Jordanian bombings this week. Sarcastro has a few thoughts to share about Mustafa – very interesting stuff.

Two celebrities that don’t suck: Bruce Willis and Karl Malone. I believe they’re the only two, though.

Ace points out how Barack Osamaobama, race-baiting political hero of the left, doesn’t think it’s right to scrutinize young arab muslims. Ace: “Barack Obama surely is the future of the Democratic Party. Demagogic and dangerously stupid.” Sounds like a suitable Dim-O-Crack hero to me.

A lot of folks are praising President Junior’s speech yesterday as some type of watershed event. It seems to me that Junior has had plenty of time to fire back and point out the falsehoods that Kennedy, Durbin and the rest of the left have been vomiting forth for the past two years. But he’s been weak and I’m not sure yesterday’s speech was anything to get excited about. Chad at ITB wasn’t overwhelmed.

Insty says that it’s about time.

I absolutely agree, but I fear that it may be too little too late because Junior (or is it his advisors?) doesn’t have the stones to call the left on their anti-American bullshit. President Milquetoast. Sure, yesterday’s speech was a step in the right direction, but only a baby-step, and Junior tends to fall over after putting more than one baby-step together.

One of Insty’s throngs of readers sanctimoniously asked him to “define patriotism” to which the puppy-blender responded “I think it starts with not uttering falsehoods that damage the country in time of war, simply because your donor base wants to hear them.” Clutch cargo quote.

UPDATE:

Iowahawk’s failed musical: Les Risiblés.

Brilliant. More than worth your time.

  Mr. Doofus, guest columnist at The Therapist, asks “Me thought the Allah was really, really smart and powerful. Why for did he stone his own people to death with the shaky ground?”

  Froggy watched PBS Frontline’s brutal expose on torture, which provided indisputable evidence that President Junior personally ordered ice water enemas for innocent detainees and forced freedom fighters to watch hours upon hours of Family Ties re-runs in order to break their will. Or maybe not.

  Mad Dog Vinnie takes on a story that fills me with too much rage to even contemplate. In the Six Meat criminal justice system, Lashaun Harris would be hacked to death with a dull, rusty machete.

  Sharpy points out the complete absence of logic inherent in the gun-control crowd, and provides actual real-world evidence.

  Now this is one of those rare instances where I fully support the “woman’s right to choose.”

  Sobek’s penetrating official interview with Protein Wisdom’s Jeff Goldstein.

  I’m getting my TiVo ready for CBS’ Rock Star: VAN HALEN. I just hope that VH winds up with a black, female, lesbian lead singer. That’s the only fair result after what those racists/homophobes did to what’s-his-face during Rock Star: INXS.

  TNOYF: Burger King: Benevolent Ruler Or Maniacal Despot?

  Jeff Quinton needs some help with his honeymoon. Go help a brutha out.

  Not everyone is happy about the Cranky Neocon joining the Six Meat staff. I’m just hoping, that if I really work hard, and start visiting the DimoCrack Underground every day and open my mind to new, more maniacal ideas, that maybe – just maybe – I’ll get promoted from “really horrible” to “generally sucking.” I’ll try harder, I promise.

There’s so much good stuff going on in the news and the greater ‘sphere, and here I am crippled by this damn job. We’ve been so busy here at Six Meat churning out content that we’ve neglected the art of the semi-regular link-drop.

First things, first, it’s HANS WATCH: DAY 50 according to Parrot Check, who is apparently counting. If you’re out there, Hans, check in! Duncan is starting to get me worried about you and your relationship with Hugo Chavez. Come back, Hans Bricks! We miss you. Really. Would it kill you to send an e-mail or leave a comment?

Area 417 has uncovered the Lost Scrolls of the Bill of Rights. They were uncovered right next to the huge crater that was left after the government blew up the New Orleans levees, intentionally flooding the black neighborhoods, leaving the white neighborhoods unscathed.

Dr. Shackleford spent his weekend chainsawing trees in the Katrina damage zone. He’s also got a message to those of us on both the right and the left assigning blame to various parties. Just go read it.

You may or may not have heard the absurd remarks last week by GOP mouthpiece Tom Delay, when he said that there is “simply no fat left to cut” from the Federal budget. After the spending spree those bastards have been on, not only is this comment laughable, he should be driven out of office for being completely fucking deranged.

In response to Delay’s nonsense, Insty and N.Z. Bear have teamed up to encourage the blogosphere to help find the fat in their state and local budgets. There is even a Porkbusters blog out there. If I didn’t know any better, I’d think they were trying to steal my meat gimmick.

Stop the ACLU has the scoop on memos related to the Roberts nomination that could tie leftist special interest groups to certain Dim-O-Crack members of congress. Unfortunately, if you can find a dead body in the back of a submerged Dim-O-Crack’ Senator’s car, and that’s not enough to nail them, I doubt this will amount to much.

Is anyone else sick-to-death of seeing President Bush 1 and President Clifford’s ugly mugs on television begging for money? It seems like every time something happens, these two team up to repeatedly offend my sensibilities via television and radio. Then President Clifford has to take his temporary opportunity in the media spotlight to take unnecessary shots at President Junior. I was considering taking on Clifford’s comments, but Garfield Dave has already done an excellent job of taking him to the woodshed. Why reinvent the squeaky wheel?

By the way, if you want to give, don’t give to the Bush-Clifford Katrina Fund. That will probably go straight up President Clifford’s nose. Give to the Salvation Army instead.

Feisty is still in Norway and living life on the fjord’s edge. Get home safe, you filthy whore, you.

Now I think I’ll tune out and watch some damn football.

UPDATE:

I made the mistake of leaving the TV on ESPN for the Giants/Saints halftime-show where Three Doors Down just performed something they might call a “song”. Just because you’re a band from Southern Mississippi doesn’t give you the right to play maudlin bilge with a lead singer who doesn’t have the gift of pitch or key.

I hereby demand all halftime shows that are not simply a marching band spelling out letters or playing fight songs be prohibited immediately.

• Rusty’s back (more or less) from vacation and My Pet Jawa has a new design. New sexy look, same kick-ass content.
• I heart RightThinkingGirl. Don’t tell Mrs. Holmes.
• John McCain – maverick Senator, insufferable prick – oh, and now you can add hypocrite.
• Garfield Ridge – a cool new use for camera phones!
• Wuzzadem goes behind the scenes at the Dim-O-Crack Underground as they celebrate the Donk victory in Ohio earlier this week.
• And on a non-blog related note, ladies, if you want any of that post-coital cuddling and your man isn’t in the mood, just let him go watch the game. Really. Better yet, go find another man.

So much good stuff out there, so little time. Here’s a dirty dozen of the best stuff I’ve run across over the weekend. Yeah, I’m late on some of it, but give me a damn break.

• Beth takes a look at a radio host who got fired for not celebrating islam. I say give him a fucking medal. More on CAIR’s anti-free-speech campaign here.
• Speaking of hot islamic action, Rusty has joined an islamic dating service to meet hot muslim chicks.
• Jeff Goldstein takes our nation’s worst president to task.
• Cranky Neocon says bad, awful, hurtful things about me. I think I’m going to have to have a PUBLIC DELINKING to teach him a lesson.
• The lovely Sadie shows you how she stays so fit and hot – with the Jane Fonda Baghdad Workout!
• Feisty takes a look at a new controversial islamic pro-wrestling gimmick in the WWE. That post was made for me.
• Aaron is jealous of the Filthy French? Say it ain’t so.
• Ace takes a level-headed look at the big stem-cell research dust-up last Friday.
• The Commissar looks at WWII as an online game. ROTFLMAO! WTF! wOOt!
• Mad Dog Vinnie REALLY REALLY REALLY wants a fatwa. Someone do him the honor. Cuz’ he’s packin’ and ready and would probably enjoy it.
• Jennifer at Demure Thoughts got hacked over the weekend by some dirty Spaniard. She’s dealing with it and will be back online soon, so don’t abandon her!
• Last but certainly not least, Debbie Schlussel has purchased the domain OPRAHSUCKS.COM. This calls for a retread another look at the real Oprah…
  
  

First of all Vince Aut Morire has somehow achieved TTLB Playful Primate status. I don’t know what kind of underhanded programming tricks took place, or who was bought off, but this is an OUTRAGE. Vinnie, you will pay. So will all of your filthy filthy guest bloggers. I don’t know how, but you will all pay!

Wuzzadem brings you Burger King: INXS.

Ace takes a look at those “sassy” terrorists.

Michelle Malkin shares the story of the Ebonics as a foreign language revival in San Bernadino, California. Hey, when public school is too tough, just lower the lowest common denominator until everyone gets an A. That will sure help us compete with the rest of the industrialized world.

It’s Garfield Ridge vs. Wonkette – 30 minute time limit, no disqualification. Lumberjack strap match.

More from Chris Short on the Center for Purposeful Living. They are not to be confused with another well-known cult, the Movementarians.

The lovely Sadie shares the tale of a Georgia woman who was recently flooded out of her home due to Hurricane Dennis. Help out if you’re able and so inclined.

John Cole’s sneak peak at the Iraqi Constitution is troubling. (via Protein Wisdom, who also brings us Chucky Schumer’s top 9 alternatives to SCOTUS nominee John Roberts)

There’s much more out there, but I’m freakin’ beat. Thanks go out to Mark for upgrading my WordPress software last night and tweaking this and that. You’ll see a few minor cosmetic changes to the blog over the weekend, but nothing major. I’m too lazy for anything major.

Weekends are usually slow, but since a bunch of European surrender-Socialists have dropped in while looking for photos of Debra Lafave, I’ve had to stay semi-tuned in. I do that so you don’t have to. You owe me.

Anyway, here are a few golden nuggets from around the sphere recently. At least IMHO.

• Jeff Quinton reported another terror scare in England earlier this afternoon. Apparently there was a huge evacuation in Birmingham – he has a timeline detailing what went on – luckily it was a false alarm – at least to this point.
• Rick at Right Wing Nuthouse examines the moonbat reaction to the London attacks: Taking a Permanent Break from Reality.
• Froggy looks at the bright side of the London attacks.
• Feisty Republican Whore keeps teasing me. She says I’m IN, but she never returns my calls. That hurts.
• Allah supplies some outstanding advice for bloggers in the wake of Thursday’s bombings and the avalanche of news surrounding the attacks.
• Hans Bricks looks at how the tactics of the Islamofascists have far more impact than those of Bob Geldof.
• Jeanene Garafalo is guest blogging over at Wuzzadem and spells out the reasons behind the London attacks for us. Sounds like Chris from Amsterdam and Jeanene have been hanging out in the same cafe, inhaling the same reality-altering haze.
• LGF reports that Oliver Stone will be directing the first major film about 9/11 to come out of Hollywood. That is nothing short of a sick shame. It’s no wonder Americans are avoiding the movie theaters like the plague these days. Look at the bilge they’re pumping out.
• Chris Short talks about growing up in a cult. Creepy stuff, but a good lesson for the easily brainwashed.
• Last, but not least, Ace delivers a vicious Fisking to an archaeology article that clearly had it coming.

That’s about it for this link drop. Anyway, I’ve got to get off of here… Cheaters is coming on and I don’t want to miss it.

A few nuggets before the weekend comes, I get back to potty training and all the blog traffic dries up.

Debbie Schlussel will be on CNN either Saturday morning at 7:30 am ET or Sunday morning at 7:30 am ET. I know none of you lazy asses will be up that early, so just tape it. Or TIVO it with your VCR like I do, and watch it later, you bunch of good-for-nothing drunks.

In case you missed the story of how the powers-that-be in NYC are trying to turn the 9/11 Memorial into a Museum of Tolerance, a new organization has erupted to fight the hostile pacifist takeover of the project – Take Back the Memorial. (via Beth)

The Mayor of Mitchieville has tagged me with yet another disgusting meme. Although I’m boycotting all blog memes that don’t involve writing pre-adolescent potty-mouthed poetry, I’ll throw him a link anyway, since that’s what memes are really about, aren’t they? I almost hate memes as much as I hate mimes.

Visit the Beautiful Atrocities timeline of terrorism. Just in case you need some background on why they hate us.

Aaron’s CC has some more uses for the Quran. Hmmm… that gives me an idea for the Sunday Night Poll.

Congrats and condolences to the Cranky Neocon all at the same time.

The Unpopulist has a new header. Out with Nuclear Gore in with Baghdad Blob.

Well that’s about it for this link-drop. Don’t forget to e-mail me if you’ve ever got something interesting/funny/offensive – more often than not, I’ll link it. I have a hard enough time coming up with content around here – how about a little help?

UPDATE:

Festive Friday Fedoras in soon-to-be-Communist Bolivia!

In lieu of actual content this morning, here are a few nuggets to whet your whistles, you perverts.

• Jane Novak has now been tagged with the horrible moniker of “docile pupil of a monkey monk” by the Yemen Times. That’s what Jane gets for questioning the all-powerful Yemeni islamofascist government. Read her entire post for more background of how she has become an enemy of the Yemeni powers-that-be. KUDOS JANE!
• Dr. Shackleford has the tale of an American (and former hostage) who has now been indicted on charges of helping with the abduction of three Romanian journalists in Iraq. Bizarre story and well worth reading.
• Half-man Michael Crook, of forsake-the-troops infamy, got suckered into an online relationship with a guy posing as a saucy young trollop. He provides a hilarious transcript (with screenshots to prove it!) here. Warning: some adult content and plenty of foul language – do not proceed if under 18. Tip o’ the hat to Eric at Vince Aut Morire.
• Rob at Say Anything is starting to realize that the filibuster agreement that so many GOP sycophants tried to sugarcoat last week is probably a bad idea after all.
• Matthew at South End Grounds has a couple of good posts regarding Tennessee’s legislative follies: John Ford’s orange jumpsuit and John Wilder’s senile ravings.
• LGF brings us the story of former Steely Dan and Doobie Brothers guitarist “Skunk” Baxter who is now a defense/counter-terrorism consultant. Now there’s a rock-star worth listening to. (Via Ace)
• Speaking of rock, Garfield Ridge brings us the story of an improv group who set up on the rooftop of a building across from Madison Square Garden in NYC, dressed as U2, performing a few U2 songs. Read the whole thing to find out how they turned a regular-old Korean-American into the Edge.
  
  Ladies and gentlemen, this is the Edge…

A few quick hits:

Chris Short has unveiled his newly-designed blog, Conservative Thinking. Go check it out and add it to your blogroll.

Beth has given Pat Buchanan a shoe in the nuts. With a big leather boot.

I have unwittingly joined the Communist Blog Alliance. I don’t remember filling out the application, so I must have done it when I was drunk.

Ace reminds us that Andrew Sullivan is a silly-ass bitch. We already knew that, but it’s nice to see in print.

Jeff provides a very useful instruction manual: How to flush a Quran. You can eat the Mexican government’s guide on how to illegally enter the U.S. as an appetizer.

Here be a few items that qualify as “must-reads” on this Must Read Monday.

FrontPageMag has an outstanding (and surprisingly sympathetic) biography of slain peacenik Marla Ruzicka. It’s long but it’s well worth reading the whole damn thing.

Hans Bricks reminds you that it’s YOUR fault that Latin American and Al-Qaeda-linked street gang MS13 continues to thrive and expand — you and your U.S. Hegemony in Latin America. Hans’ post also includes a heartbreaking reminder that totalitarianism usually comes with mass graves and the slaughter of innocents. But don’t tell that to those who support global Marxism.

WuzzaDem reports on improvements in Microsoft’s blogging software.

I still don’t know where Jeff finds shit like this: “This is Fun to Make a Blog on the Computer Website!” I just spent 15 straight minutes laughing, though.

The Unpopulist gives us a glimpse into Sodomy Insane’s memoirs, coming soon to a Borders Bookstore near you.

Will he or won’t he? Hector contemplates banning a troll.

Three babe-a-licious blogs have three new designs: Beth, Sadie, Feisty. Go lock the door and visit all three.

By the way, I Tivoed last night’s new Family Guy using my VCR. Haven’t watched it yet, but I’ll keep you posted, because I know you care – and I wanted to say “Tivoed”.

A few quickies as I dilly-dally instead of getting actual work done.

In one of the angriest posts I’ve seen in the ‘sphere lately, Wuzzadem goes off the rails with rage at the latest outrage and those bloggers who continue to beat the issue to death.

The Therapist discovers the medical secret behind the GOP’s weak-kneed lack of leadership.

Arianna Huffington’s celebrity blog is finally up and running – Gwynneth Paltrow is already off to a scintillating start.

Speaking of lefty media, don’t miss today’s Air America lineup.

Dan exposes the ugly truth behind a leftist extremist couple. No, it’s not a same-sex marraige, but might as well be.

Celebrate the holidays all year long with Esther Wilberforce-Packard.

Katie said “boobies”. [Insert Beavis & Butthead-style chortling here]

In Search of Utopia has had a catastrophic server crash and has hit the skids. David has set up a temporary blog here – http://spaces.msn.com/members/utopia-found/ – while he decides whether or not he’s going to try to resurrect the old blog. Yeah, I realize he has moonbat tendencies, but he’s a good guy and was one of the first “big boys” to throw me some linkage when I was just a 9th-tier blog instead of the 5th-tier blog I’ve become. Go give his new blog some love. (via the lovely Sadie)

Still a fan of our crippling two-party political system? Then you’ll love Sharpy’s new graphic:

As usual, he’s dead on – “Face it, the only difference is who’s in power.”

Last but certainly not least, a big Happy Birthday to the Wily Canuck! I got you a cake:

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