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So Whazzap?

Preston Taylor Holmes — Sun, 18 Sep 2011 14:50:20 +0000

It’s been a while. How you been? You still doin’ that stuff you do? Thought so. Me, I’ve been watching the idiots in D.C. fall all over themselves, pretending to come up with ideas that are going to save the economy. Rethuglican or Dim-O-Crack, doesn’t matter. None of them are prepared to do what needs to be done to actually “fix” the economy, because that “fix” would leave them unable to continue robbing from the public coffers, and, let’s face it, they’re all in it for the graft. At some point, you just have to look at the list of GOP “contenders” and COOTUS and say to yourself: We’re just plain-old fucked.

At least we have some comedy with COOTUS bouncing from airport to airport touting his new “jobs bill”. I know he doesn’t mean to be funny, but how can you do anything but laugh at this douche? It helps that he’s been semi-neutered by a limp-wristed GOP House, otherwise, it might not be quite as funny. A little Steyn helps, though.

Not all supporters are content merely to singalong with the prompter-in-chief. In North Carolina, a still-devoted hopeychanger cried out, “I love you!”

“I love you, too,” said the president. “But… .”

Oh, no, here it comes: conditional love. “But, if you love me, you’ve got to help me pass this bill!” You’d be surprised how effective this line is: I tried it on Darlene in the back of my Ford Edsel when I was 17, and we didn’t get home till two in the morning.

Heh. I never had the guts to try that line, but I encourage all you youngsters to give it a shot. What do you have to lose, really?

Pass this bill now, or I’ll say “Pass this bill now!” another two dozen times! With this latest inspiration, Obama has taken the post-modern phase of democratic politics to a whole new level. “Pass this jobs bill”? Simply as a matter of humdrum reality, there is no bill, it won’t “create” any jobs, and it will be paid for with money we don’t have. But the smartest president in history has calculated that, if he says the same four monosyllables over and over, a nonexistent bill to create nonexistent jobs with nonexistent money will be yet another legislative triumph in the grand tradition of his first stimulus (the original Dumb And Dumber to the sequel’s Stimulus And Stimulusser).

That’s how he got elected, isn’t it? Just repeat the same meaningless tripe until it turns into a chant and *bingo*, you’re COOTUS.

This $447 billion does not exist, and even foreigners don’t want to lend it to us. A majority of it will be “electronically created” by the Federal Reserve buying U.S. Treasury debt. Don’t worry, it’s not like “printing money”: we leave that to primitive basket-cases like Zimbabwe. This is more like one of those Nigerian email schemes, in which a prominent public official promises you a large sum of money in return for your bank account details. In the case of Ben Bernanke and Timothy Geithner, one prominent public official is promising to wire a large sum of money into the account of another prominent public official, which is a wrinkle even the Nigerians might have difficulty selling.

At this point, who is going to loan us a buck or two? Mr. T? I don’t think so.

So, we all sit back, kick our feet up, accept the fact that everything we once assumed about our economy, investments, retirement, etc, no longer applies. In the meantime, go long on ammo and canned goods, baby.

As for me, I’ve found riding bikes with the kids much more rewarding than the blogosphere so cut me some slack. And thanks for checking in Chuck. We’ll still be here until the speech police come and haul us away.

Fried Friday

Preston Taylor Holmes — Fri, 20 Oct 2006 12:54:49 +0000

Here’s a quick roundup of linkage before I get on a winged girder-bird this afternoon departing for the Windy City.

T-Man takes CNN to the woodshed for showing a video of a sniper killing a U.S. soldier in broad daylight. CNN has been in the camp of the enemy since the very beginning. This is simply the latest, and most offensive, example of their hatred for America.

Two vlogs that will keep you warm at night: Mary Katherine Ham and Annika (via Beth).

John Hawkins has an interview with Bob Corker. Still don’t know if I’m going to hold my nose and vote. I’ll keep you posted, because I know you just can’t bear the suspense.

Apparently Rush “Country Club Republican” Limbaugh has been bumbling about the blogosphere as of late. Since I haven’t tuned into Rush in the last few years, I have no idea what was said, other than that he just doesn’t get it. No big surprise there. Ali Bubba has more: ¡Reynoldistas unidos!

There’s plenty more out there – just hit the Six Meat blogrolls for the best stuff. I leave you with this warning – I will be out of town for the next 5 days or so – blogging will either be lighter or heavier. That much I can promise to you, dear reader.

In the meantime, go send the pint-sized, needle-dicked North Korean tyrant a sympathy card.

Sausage… Mmmmm

Preston Taylor Holmes — Thu, 05 Oct 2006 16:15:00 +0000

It’s been a damn long time since we’ve had a good link drop. So let’s get it started all up in here.

The lovely and brilliant Right Thinking Girl alerts us to – horror of horrors! – a koran found in a crapper at Manhattan College in NYC. Upon finding the krapper koran, a paper-pushing administrator surely filled up an adjacent toilet with rivers of politically-correct-angst-inspired stool. How did the koran manage to go for a swim in the crapper?!?

Two guesses: It was dropped there or it was placed there. Either case, no biggie.

And even better is RTG’s conclusion…

So understanding Islam will automatically stop people from trying to flush the vile Koran down a toilet? I think not. Maybe they understand Islam and so they stuff the Koran down the toilet.

Is it any wonder I’m smitten with her?

Speaking of the Religion of Peace™, you better know what’s happening at your kids’ school. LGF notes that the “diversity police” are beginning the indoctrination process in Oregon and at least have some sort of blessing from the weak-kneed SCOTUS.

Elsewhere, if you want to go beyond politically correct and straight into “wrong”, look no further than Sharpy’s new T-Shirt. Too soon?

Sean Gleeson has demonstrated – yet again – that he is a true blog superstar. Visit Hot Air to see how his detective work uncovered the original bikini photo that Wankette and her fever swamp minions used to try to paint Michelle Malkin as a hypocrite.

In a massive post, Ace examines the irony of the gay left and their gay Republican witch hunt and outing festival. Read the whole thing if you enjoy bathing in the mental illness of the left – and there’s plenty to be had, brother. Plenty.

In other news, I’m a blog daddy. This must be one of my outside children. I’m tryin’ to figure out which girl I knocked up to produce this one. The list got so long, I quit counting years ago. But thanks for the kind words, Rollin’ Danny.

The Rottweiler drops an oratorical atomic elbow on the sub-humans from the Westboro Baptist Church, who are/were planning to protest at the funeral of the slaughtered Amish girls.

Take it one step further: Don’t allow them to ever steal oxygen again.

If we learn later that an unspecified number of Phred Phelps’ Syphilitic Hellspawn were killed in uncommonly brutal ways, we won’t as much as try to feign outrage, disgust or concern.

We’ll be too busy whooping it up, dancing the Happy Dance and buying drinks for every stranger we meet.

And if the local Police Dept up there suddenly develop a strange case of collective, spontaneous amnesia regarding what happened and who did what afterwards, we’ll just call it an Act of G-d and make another donation to a charity of our choice to show our gratitude.

No, we won’t be apologizing for our “eliminationist, hyperbolic rhetoric” either, so all of you bedwetters out there can go kiss our Imperial Ass.

Some things should never be tolerated.

You should read the whole thing if you can handle the spicy language, which is entirely called for when talking about these knuckle-dragging inbreds. I’m hoping that perhaps the Westboro “church” members will be taking a private plane that will somehow disappear from the radar during their journey. But that’s just the mean-spirited me talking. Don’t listen to that guy, he can be nasty.

Elsewhere, in the lefttardosphere, we’re reminded that when the left is racist, it’s cute, isn’t it?

More on Foley from Goldstein… When ‘child molesting’ is neither molesting, nor involving a child. Also, I had this same question when I received “tips” about the identity of one of Foley’s IM partners – what was the point?

Last but not least – Agent Bedhead serves up some red meat for you chubby chasers out there. Dig in, freaks.

Good Links

Cranky — Wed, 12 Jul 2006 13:48:18 +0000

Now, for the linky-link.

The Hatemonger’s pass 150k hits! Proving once and for all that literacy and blogging are compatible and that even something as harmless as Phil Collins is not safe. Also, they use the “B” word for the first time.

Are You Conservative is looking for root causes* for the horrific bombing that took place in India yesterday.

* Clue IMPERIAL HEGEMONY!!

Protocols of The Elder of Zion

Cranky — Tue, 25 Apr 2006 12:36:08 +0000

The Hatemongers blow the cover of the Neocon Conspiracy.

Shockingly, it’s a lot more specific than you suspected.

Everything in your life—taxes, kitchen appliances, children, mortgages, stuffed animals—are under the spell of Mr. Kristol. The Red Sox won the World Series in 2004 because Mr. Kristol figured it’d be a good idea. All is in his power.

Microwave Quick Breakfast Links

Preston Taylor Holmes — Tue, 25 Apr 2006 10:35:34 +0000

Lots happening in the newsworld/blogosphere this week and here I am with this damn job. Anyway, onward with some quickies:

Say a prayer for Michael Silence, who has unexpectedly been hospitalized with some heart issues. Hopefully all will turn out well and he can get back to work asap.

HotAir, the new video project from Michelle Malkin, Allahpundit and others, is now broadcasting. Check it out.

The Religion of Peace™ is now threatening Mr. Pink because he’s involved (directing/acting) with a film that is a tribute to murdered filmmaker Theo van Gogh. In the loving islamofascist tradition, the religion of peace’s beheaders-in-waiting are threatening Buscemi and co-star Sienna Miller for daring to make the film. Let’s hope they don’t cave into the threats like so many others.

RightWingSparkle’s gone and got herself a blogging gig at the Houston Chronicle. Congrats, RWS!

John Hawkins of Right Wing News shares the story of Andrea Clarke, a hospital patient in Houston, who may have the plug pulled on her by St. Luke’s Episcopal Hospital, against the wishes of her own family. Full story here.

Party At The Hatemongers!

Cranky — Tue, 04 Apr 2006 02:15:16 +0000

This weekend, The Crack Young Staff of the Hatemonger’s Quarterly had their second anniversary soiree. For those of you who aren’t familiar with The Hatemonger’s Quarterly, it is fine publication that makes the Atlantic Monthly look like Highlights magazine.

As a guest – well actually, as a person who knew one of the waiter’s cousins, I was able to attend. Although I didn’t understand many of the large words they used, it was a fun time.

I recommend making the Hatemonger’s one of your daily stops. The Academic of the Month is worth the trip alone.

Keep up the good work, “Chip”!

Microwave Links

Preston Taylor Holmes — Tue, 04 Apr 2006 00:37:17 +0000

OH NO HE DI’UNT!

IT’S GOOD GAY DAY AT GARFIELD RIDGE.

JEN BRINGS THE NOISE.

A delicious appetizer:

1. Susan Sarandon is still a twat. Yes we need International Election Monitors. Because we are like Haiti and Iraq. Jesus, is there no end to the shit spewing from this bitch’s pie hole? Seriously. Shut the fuck up.

TWO WORDS FOR YOU, YALE. SUCK IT!

REINVENTION SEEMS TO WORK FOR MADONNA, WHY NOT THE THERAPIST?

THE UNPLEASANT TRUTH ABOUT GLOBAL WARMING.

GIVE. GIVE UNTIL IT MAKES YOU FEEL ICKY.

“JUNK HACKIN’.” DAMN, DOES SHE HAVE A WAY WITH WORDS.

MMMMM…. BEEEEEER.

As you were.

Quantity is Job One

Preston Taylor Holmes — Thu, 09 Mar 2006 15:00:21 +0000

Here is some great stuff that I would read over and over again if I’d ever finished that adult literacy course.

No Amount of Ground-Up Babies Sufficient To Save Dana Reeve

Cops: The Yanni Incident

Fashion Insurgency – Cindy Sheehan

It’s White Trash Wednesday Every Day at MySpace – and Beth Knows WTW!

Last Week’s SUV Victim Couldn’t Put Down the Bong

Sweet Ride for Sale – Cheap!

Thursday Linkage

Preston Taylor Holmes — Thu, 09 Feb 2006 19:14:04 +0000

An outstanding poll from Riehl World View – how can we best bring capitalism to the islamonazis so that they will quit trying to kill us?

An interesting read from JackLewis.Net – the battle of extremist idiots.

LGF notes that Britain’s “Muslim Action Committee” promises that 100,000 muslims will rally this weekend to protest the mohammed looney tunes that has their collective burqas in such a knot. I hope the Vol Abroad will be out of town for the weekend, lest she be eyeballed and assaulted by some of the peaceful protesters.

Speaking of the Religion of Peace, apparently Google is shilling for them as well as the Chinese. Rusty points out the Google hypocrisy here.

Beth has a special White Trash Wednesday message from Beulah Mae’s friend Brittney. I can’t believe I missed WTW for the second week in a row.

That’s about it for the moment. More later.

UPDATE: The Vol Abroad shares this link regarding this weekend’s Religion of Murdering Cartoonists “peace rally” in London.