Yeah, I know it’s late, that’s why I had to back-date it. I tried to create it last night, but my free poll creator was down for the count. Luckily it’s back up this morning, so here we go….

And the final results (thanks, joekujo for breaking the tie)… A la Peanut Butter Sandwiches!

Seems that Giuliana might have gotten carpal-tunnel syndrome making all those sandwiches for jihadis. Well, at least it was for a good cause, slaughtering infidels. Thanks for participating, ye 75 voters!

Yep, it’s back. Eric at Vince Aut Morire is the only one who has given me a bunch of crap for promising a Sunday Night Poll every week and then failing to deliver. That makes him both my conscience and a rat bastard.

Since it’s Oscar night, and I couldn’t give two shits about who wins what, let’s find out which awards show nauseates you the most. I hate them all, but I probably hate the grammies the most because of the evil nature of the industry and the atrocious quality of the so-called music infecting mainstream radio these days. But don’t let me sway your vote.

POLL IS NOW CLOSED

UPDATE:

The poll is now closed. The final results are in for the question “What is your favorite kook tsunami theory?”

Apparently Michael Moore’s hideously gargantuan ass belly flopping into the Indian Ocean is what actually caused the tsunami. I’m glad we were able to get to the bottom of this crucial issue. Thank you all for participating.

By the way, if you have any poll ideas for the Sunday Night Poll, feel free to shoot me an e-mail. Odds are, I’ll use them, and of course I’ll give credit where it’s due.

It’s a new feature here at Six Meat Buffet: The Sunday Night Poll. We’ll see how long I can keep coming up with ideas for it, or how long it takes the polling company to decide that my use of their polls are in “bad taste.� Should be a hoot. This week’s poll:

UPDATE:

This poll has been closed by yours truly. The final results:

Looks like little Sean Penn gets this week’s award. His prize? He gets to cram it up his ass!

While I’m sure he’s disappointed, Randy Moss’ honorable mention is nothing to sneeze at. Hopefully he’ll be wiping his ass on opponents’ goalposts in the NFL for many years to come.