If it makes you feel any better, 99% of those corn cobs vote Democrat.
Don’t worry, Li’l Davey. The state’s going to provide this Kernell all the butter and salt he needs.
A federal judge has shot down a former University of Tennessee student’s bid to have tossed out convictions in the illegal access of Sarah Palin’s personal e-mail account during the 2008 presidential election.
Davies argued it was nothing more than a college prick prank by a rank assbag computer amateur. Federal prosecutors assigned a more sinister motive, arguing Kernell, the son of long-time Memphis Democratic state Rep. Mike Kernell, went searching for politically damaging information but came up empty-handed.
The feds slapped Kernell with four felony charges. At his trial in April jurors rejected a wire fraud charge outright, reduced a felony illegal e-mail access charge to a misdemeanor, deadlocked on an identity theft count and convicted Kernell of the felony charge of anticipatory obstruction of justice.
It’s always the “cover-up” that gets you. It has dibs. But after the cover-up gets you then Jamal does.
Riddle me this: If Li’l Davy gets his ass kernel popped in Cell block 6 will it make a sound? I’m guessing yes. First a wimper, followed by some open weeping before Big Bear’s squeaky bed springs gently rock him to sleep. Maybe that will be more “his type”.
Night, night ya jag. It’s a real shame that a few of your unscrupulous supporters can’t go with you in a show of solidarity.