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To Hell With The Saints

February 6th, 2010 at 4:06 pm by Brian

Who doesn’t love an underdog?  Year in and year out for decades the lowly Aints have struggled to even make it to a playoff but now they’re in The Big Game.  Are we supposed to be surprised when they can’t act like they’ve been there before?

NEW ORLEANS – A student at a Maurepas school was sent home by the principal for refusing to take off an Indianapolis Colts jersey, according to a statement from the American Civil Liberties Union.

“(T)he Principal of Maurepas High School, which had declared that students could wear jerseys in support of the New Orleans Saints, punished a student for wearing a jersey in support of the Indianapolis Colts,” said ACLU Executive Director Margie Esman in an e-mail.

“The student, who had lived most of his life in Indianapolis and has an outstanding academic record, was called out of class and told that he was not allowed to wear that shirt. When he refused to change his shirt, the principal sent him home.”

We’re just talking about one out-of-control, tinpot fascist here – right?  A rogue principal whose school spirit borders on North Korean nationalism.  But then you delve into the comments section and see how far some people are willing to go to support his actions.  Running the gamut from calling for permanent expulsion of the student, to veiled personal threats of the student because “they know who he is”, to calling for arresting his parents with a few “whodats” peppered inbetween.   Rules are rules!

Maurepas High Valedictorian, Lootie: Just following the rules!

It’s easy to think some people are engaging in a bit of pre-Super Bowl hyperbole but since most Saints fans can’t spell “hyperbole” I dismissed that out of hand.  They’ve expelled one of the brighter students at their school for engaging in a harmless bit of free expression because he didn’t read the DRESS CODE.  This criticism coming from people who couldn’t watch a weather forecast for an entire week warning them to get out of the way of a CAT-5 hurricane the size of Germany.

Dumbasses don’t follow rules.

Rule #1:  Big Hurricane = Move.

But seriously, folks – Go Colts!

And if by some miracle of animal sacrifice and voodoo magic New Orleans is able to win then the police will need to be on standby.

To prevent Houston from being burned to the ground.

The Golddigger and President Pyrite Keep Giving Honduras The Shaft

October 1st, 2009 at 11:11 pm by Brian

And I don’t dig it.  But Jim DeMint does rock.

On Thursday morning, the freshman Republican announced that he would lead a congressional delegation to Honduras on Friday ahead of the country’s Nov. 29 elections.

“While this administration has failed to act decisively in Afghanistan, it is has no problem cracking down on a democratic ally and one of the poorest nations in Latin America,” DeMint added. “Now, President Obama and Democrats’ blind support for this would-be dictator and friend of Hugo Chavez will prevent members of Congress from learning the truth first hand.”

Lurch McKetchup is trying to obstruct DeMint’s fact-finding mission to Honduras so that DeMint can be present for a Foreign Relations Committee vote where justice and competency are sure to lose to two more Obama comminees.

Typical for the guy who ran around undermining Bush abroad to our ostensible allies when he was making his case for the office in 2004 or who all sat idly by when Jim McDermott and David Bonior ran off to Baghdad on the eve of the invasion.  Or when Natasha Pelosivic rushed off to Syria to lick the boot heel of Baby Assad.

What’s good for the goose.

What’s the worst he can do after all they’ve done? Censure you on the floor?

Honduras is a friend of ours.  If Zelaya gets back in it won’t be anymore.  There would be a bloody crackdown on everyone who enforced their Constitution.  The judges would be thrown in jail.  The opposition killed.  Dissenting publications squelched.  And blood on Obama’s already filthy hands.

Do it, DeMint.  Shine the disinfecting sunlight of the truth on the tools of Venezuela in Washington.

Did He Really Say That?

November 7th, 2007 at 11:06 pm by annika

No, I’m not talking about Pat Robertson’s surprising endorsement, although that’s an eye-popper too. I’m talking about what the President of France said in his address to a joint session of Congress earlier today.

You won’t find it in the headlines, so here it is:

Today the President of France called the United States “the greatest nation in the world.”

I hope you were sitting down for that. Yes, I said the President of France today called the United States “the greatest nation in the world.”

I can understand why the mainstream media is burying that lead. The MSM certainly doesn’t agree that we’re the greatest nation in the world and they must feel a certain betrayal when they hear a Frenchman say it.

But I think its stunning to hear those words, coming from any man who holds the office De Gaulle once held. It’s like an old long lost friend, with whom you haven’t spoken for years, suddenly calling out of the blue to renew your friendship.

Here’s the key quote, and don’t miss Sarkozy’s point. It reveals a man who understands the essence of conservative philosophy.

America did not tell the millions of men and women who came from every country in the world and who–with their hands, their intelligence and their heart–built the greatest nation in the world: “Come, and everything will be given to you.” She said: “Come, and the only limits to what you’ll be able to achieve will be your own courage and your own talent.” America embodies this extraordinary ability to grant each and every person a second chance.

Here, both the humblest and most illustrious citizens alike know that nothing is owed to them and that everything has to be earned. That’s what constitutes the moral value of America. America did not teach men the idea of freedom; she taught them how to practice it. And she fought for this freedom whenever she felt it to be threatened somewhere in the world. It was by watching America grow that men and women understood that freedom was possible.

What made America great was her ability to transform her own dream into hope for all mankind.

[emphasis added]

But I got teary-eyed reading these next words.

The men and women of my generation heard their parents talk about how in 1944, America returned to free Europe from the horrifying tyranny that threatened to enslave it.

Fathers took their sons to see the vast cemeteries where, under thousands of white crosses so far from home, thousands of young American soldiers lay who had fallen not to defend their own freedom but the freedom of all others, not to defend their own families, their own homeland, but to defend humanity as a whole.

Fathers took their sons to the beaches where the young men of America had so heroically landed. They read them the admirable letters of farewell that those 20-year-old soldiers had written to their families before the battle to tell them: “We don’t consider ourselves heroes. We want this war to be over. But however much dread we may feel, you can count on us.” Before they landed, Eisenhower told them: “The eyes of the world are upon you. The hopes and prayers of liberty-loving people everywhere march with you.”

And as they listened to their fathers, watched movies, read history books and the letters of soldiers who died on the beaches of Normandy and Provence, as they visited the cemeteries where the star-spangled banner flies, the children of my generation understood that these young Americans, 20 years old, were true heroes to whom they owed the fact that they were free people and not slaves. France will never forget the sacrifice of your children.

To those 20-year-old heroes who gave us everything, to the families of those who never returned, to the children who mourned fathers they barely got a chance to know, I want to express France’s eternal gratitude.

On behalf of my generation, which did not experience war but knows how much it owes to their courage and their sacrifice; on behalf of our children, who must never forget; to all the veterans who are here today and, notably the seven I had the honor to decorate yesterday evening, one of whom, Senator Inouye, belongs to your Congress, I want to express the deep, sincere gratitude of the French people. I want to tell you that whenever an American soldier falls somewhere in the world, I think of what the American army did for France. I think of them and I am sad, as one is sad to lose a member of one’s family.

That was a really nice thing to say, and he didn’t have to say it in the way he did. But I, as an American born in Europe, really appreciate Sarkozy’s words, which I believe are heartfelt.

The MSM doesn’t want you to know it, but not everybody hates America. And I think there’s reason to be hopeful as long as we have friends like Anders Fogh Rasmussen of Denmark, John Howard of Australia, Angela Merkel of Germany, and now Nicolas Sarkozy of France.

Read the whole speech here.

Here at Six Meat Buffet we’ve had a lot of fun hurling epithets at “The Filthy French,” but when the president of France turns out to be more patriotic than the spokesman for Budweiser, it’s time to recognize it and say Vive la France.

Start Investing In Hanta Virus Vaccine Now

October 29th, 2007 at 9:19 pm by Brian

Walt Disney may be rolling in his cryogenic chamber but at least he’s safe from the trends his studio keeps turning out:

Cause: Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End global box office $960,998,993.00.

Effect: Pirate attacks worldwide jumped 14 percent in the first nine months of 2007.

Cause: Ratatouille global box office to date $515,410,872.00

Effect:

Newspapers said Britain faced a rodent population explosion; the wet weather meant we would be inundated by the creatures.

That was before Ratatouille. Thanks to the latest Disney/Pixar’s digital animation studio box office hit, featuring a lovable French rodent, the reputation of the rat is undergoing a PR renaissance. Children are now desperate to get their hands on a pet rat.

Mickey Mouse was unavailable for comment. Coincidence? I think not.

Magical Molson Mystery Tour

May 20th, 2007 at 6:00 pm by Smantix

What the hell is going on with Canada?

First, they start complaining about Prince Albert taking inconvenient liberties in his Oscar-winning crockumentary and now they rebuke Michael Moore’s new autobiography “Sicko”?

Please god. Let some things never change.

*Pfew*

A Paris festival celebrating US music and culture has been called off following a series of anti-American threats, organisers said on Sunday.
[...]
“At first we thought it was a joke when we received a letter with a mixture of threats, mentioning Al-Qaeda and full of spelling mistakes,” said Chantal Tenot, the festival’s press officer.

But after several threatening phone calls the organisers decided Friday to file a police complaint and call off the event.

Good thing that letter wasn’t spelled correctly or they may have had to stuff a return envelope with cash and a note reading “don’t hurt me”.

Finally, the world makes sense again.

Let Them Eat King Cake

February 17th, 2007 at 1:42 pm by Smantix

“Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard.”
H. L. Mencken

For anyone whoever wondered, the Chocolate City has a blood-red cordial cherry center. Ask any of the 9 people shot for the start of Mardi Gras.

Considering New Orleans’ increasing unpopularity with the US public, I suggest a non-binding resolution cutting all funding to the city. We will undermine their national efforts at tourism and strategically redeploy the New Orleans Saints to Utah and reunite them with The Jazz.

When given the choice, Americans are overwhelmingly choosing to vomit and piss themselves elsewhere.

It’s absurd that we keep trying to force democracy on these people at the end of a gun beer-soaked parade of crossdressers on party floats.

Head Nagin in Charge
New Orleans – Victims or complicit of rampant Nag-lect

They are clearly not ready to govern themselves.

Let them eat King Cake.

Of Cults, Non-Ian Astbury Related

February 17th, 2007 at 12:30 pm by Smantix

Heretical hijinks afoot in the island nation of Vanuatu. The self-proclaimed “World’s Happiest Place” has taken their beachside blasphemy to the streets to celebrate a mystical white saviour:

World War II and the arrival of US troops on Vanuatu was a defining time for the movement. They had a name for their spiritual deity. He was John Frum.

Villagers believe that their messiah was responsible for delivering to them the munificence of the US military.
[...]
They were awestruck by the army’s cargo of tanks, weapons, refrigerators, food and medicine.

“One day he will come back,” he says.

“John is our god,” declares village chief Isaac Wan, who beats his fists into the ground to emphasise his words.

Preston may have to start re-thinking his options about where to move considering this development.

You could rule Vanuatu as as their albino god with an i-Pod and a Sam’s Club membership. And unless my CIA book is wrong, you can buy some lagoon-front mansion for $40k US.

About 20% of Tanna’s population of 30,000 follow the teachings of one of the world’s last remaining cargo cults.

Other islanders can barely disguise their contempt for it.

A Christian youth worker told me how he thought the cult was childish. “It’s like a baby playing games,” he insisted. “Those people are holding on to a dream that will never come true,” he said.

Those crazy kids. While lacking a consistent source of potable water, it appears they are experiencing a surfeit of irony.

We may have to take a road trip and straighten everything out.

Da Plane Da Plane

It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s three white guys from Tennessee, one from Philadelphia and a smokin’ hot chick from California!
We’re saved!

Lee Harvey Oswald Does The Oscars

September 17th, 2006 at 12:53 pm by Smantix

The High Clerics of Canuckistani Cinema awarded Gabriel Range the much ballyhooed and heavily competitive Bush-hater of the Year Award for his film celebrating the hope that someone will eventually assassinate the sitting US President in the next two years:

Death of a President, which received largely negative reviews, won the Prize of International Critics “for the audacity with which it distorts reality, to reveal a larger truth,” the jury said in a statement.

More like the audacity with which it distorts truth to reveal an alternate reality that leftards live in everyday.

Blame Canada? Now, now…we’re past all that. We’re well into arctic Fuck Canada territory now. Fuck you in your pasty, white, Tarte au Sucre eating, snow puckered asses.

Death to Michael J. Fox.

Death To McFly
Allow me to distort reality to show you a larger truth, Mr. McFly.

Wow, assassinating Canadians is like eating Chinese food! An hour from now I’m probably going to want to assassinate another one.

Time – 14:48PM CST

Operation: Chartreuse Chanteuse

Sooo…you screw Def Leppard’s producer?

Not So Much
Bang! That don’t impress me much either. Another silly bitch down.

Operation: Let’s Lynch The Leftard

Lynch The Leftard

I was afraid someone might mistake Michael Musto for Jello Biafra and assassinate him by mistake. It was a risk I was willing to take for our national security.

Boris Badenov Revisited

August 1st, 2006 at 7:25 pm by Smantix

Darwin Award judges were rapt with anticipation earlier today as a busload of frogs almost met their amphibious end:

OSLO, Norway – A bus carrying 40 elderly French tourists toppled into a ditch by a motorway in central Norway on Tuesday after passengers demanded the driver get closer to a moose grazing by the roadside so they could take snapshots…
[...]
Eager to photograph the moose “in its natural environment,” the tourists had asked the driver to get closer to the animal, after which the bus skidded off the edge of the motorway, district police officer at Gudbrandsdal, Sigmund Kaapvik, said.

Moose No Squirrel
He shot a man in International Falls, MN just to watch him die.

I don’t know what’s worse – the driver surrendering to busload of French blue hairs or the damage to the reputation of our species when the moose tells this one back at the lodge.

Raskolnikov
Raskolnikov!

Random Quote From The Case Of In Re: Why The French Are So Fucked Up

July 10th, 2006 at 2:50 am by annika

Prosecution lawyer: “Your honor, I’d like to mark this document as exhibit number 1,349,225 for the prosecution.”

Defense lawyer: “Objec-tion! Sacre bleu, your honor. Zees evidence ees needlessly cumulative!”

The Horrifying Epidemic of American Patriotism

July 8th, 2006 at 8:58 am by Preston Taylor Holmes

Every Independence Day, Americans offend the entire world by wearing red, white and blue and brandishing their country’s flag in all manner of display. This particularly horrifies the cheese-eating-surrender-monkeys in Paris, who cower in the corner and wet themselves when they come within 100 yards of Old Glory.

It’s a true epidemic: the red, white and blue, stars-and-stripes banners are everywhere in the United States – on house facades, front lawns, cars and clothes.

Hitting an high point on the July 4 US Independence Day holiday, it is a genuine phenomenon of American national pride that, inevitably, gets a good but also sometimes unwanted boost from commercial exploitation.

“It’s a little strange, this obsession of the flag,” French author Bernard-Henri Levy wrote after traveling across the country.

“Everywhere, in every form, flapping in the wind or on stickers, an epidemic of flags that has spread throughout the city,” Levy wrote in “American Vertigo” of the riot of banners he saw.

This past Independence day, the Holmes clan went to an area celebration where there were Stars and Stripes in abundance. If you have the stones, you can see some of the evidence of this epidemic after the fold. I must warn you that these are graphic images and are not for the weak of Constitution.

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Who’s Really Behind The France Riots

March 25th, 2006 at 8:50 pm by Cranky

This is one for you conspiracy theorists.

What do the Muslim riots in the suburbs and the current student riots have in common?

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That’s right, burning cars!

Now ask yourself, “who would profit from this?”

If you guessed the Neocon Jooooos, then give yourself a good pat on the back!

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No Really, Socialism Works! (Socialists don’t)

March 20th, 2006 at 9:49 pm by Cranky

Thought I’d just let the news speak for itself…

Best job market in 5 years for grads: report

U.S. college graduates are facing the best job market since 2001, with business, computer, engineering, education and health care grads in highest demand, a report by an employment consulting firm showed on Monday.

Unions step up opposition to new employment contract

Trade unionists on Sunday said they would launch a general strike this week if Prime Minister Dominique de Villepin doesn’t withdraw his proposal for an employment contract that would make it easier for firms to lay off young workers without reason.

You know the only thing worse than an eeeevil greedy corporation is an eeeevil greedy corporation raking in so much cash that it needs to hire more graduates.

“We are approaching full employment and some employers are already dreaming up perks to attract the best talent,” said John Challenger, chief executive of Challenger, Gray & Christmas.

Really, what we need are companies that recognize their social responsibility.

Over the past two weeks, peaceful student protests have escalated into outright confrontations with the police and the overnight occupation of the Sorbonne University as French youth resist a measure designed to tackle the country’s No.1 social problem. More than one in five young people in France is without a job.

Did I mention that you’re cute when you’re angry? I know that everything is owed to you, so you’re understandably upset. But didn’t anyone give you a hint of “tough love”?

But Challenger said graduates should not assume the improved labor market will guarantee everyone a job.

“Even as demand and salaries rise, college students should not be lulled into thinking that the job search will be easy or that jobs will be handed to anyone with a degree,” he warned.

Meanwhile…

Opponents of the planned Contrat de Premiere Embauche, also known as CPE, claim it will create systemic insecurity by making it more difficult for young workers to get a mortgage, for instance. In addition, they say the CPE would scupper France’s founding principles of solidarity and equality by treating workers differently depending on their age.

Oh, nevermind. At least you got solidarity, which along with $3.95, gets you a latte.

On Saturday, about 1.5 million protesters took to the streets in mass demonstrations. Trade unions gave de Villepin until Monday night to withdraw the proposal.

Bonus thought – next time you are being made to feel guilty because conservatives are so selfish. Remember these altrusitic young ‘uns.

UPDATE: The People’s Cube, as usual, are all over it.
A teaser:

Most French intellectuals agree that the ‘work for your money’ rule is an insult to French culture, claiming that the very survival of the legendary French work ethic may be at stake. “More work, personal responsibility, and efficiency are all dangerous signs of encroaching Americanization,” says the head of the philosophical department of the French Academy of Sciences. “We are happy to see so many young people today in the streets, willing to defend our traditional way of life based on idleness, arrogance, and corruption.”

France Riots, Muslims Upset

March 19th, 2006 at 8:40 am by Cranky

LauraW at Ace finds that, in lieu of working hard, learning skills and generally strengthening the economy, the workers of France would rather riot.

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“I risk working for two years for nothing, just to be fired at any moment,” said Paris student Coralie Huvet, 20, who had “No to the CPE” written on her forehead. Pointing to painted-on tears, she added: “That’s depressing, that’s why I’m crying.”

More

This has created some obvious tension for France’s Muslim population, which is understandably feeling displaced.

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I risk emmigrating to a country where I can freely express outrage at every offence, real or perceived, and having “The Street” yanked out from under me.

Besides, the youth of this country, with their piercings and protest theatrics, frankly scares the Baba Ganoush out of me.

How Now Cash Cow?

February 8th, 2006 at 7:06 am by Smantix

Mayor Ray “The Bus” Nagin is internationally exploiting his victim status and looking for his chocolate milk money elsewhere citing Washington not infusing the tens of billions of dollars in federal aid as fast as he got those cheese wagons rolling at Thunderdome. Not that I mind. It’s about time the deadbeats of the rest of the world chipped in after all we’ve been giving them:

“France can take Treme. The king of Jordan can take the Lower Ninth Ward,” he said, referring to two of the city’s neighborhoods.

I hope no Hashemite rules on alcohol and transvestite strip clubs come attached with that filthy lucre, but as the nice ladyboy says, “I’ve always depended on the kindness of Jordanian businessmen.”

Even perennial do-gooder France is getting in on the action in an effort to make us look bad:

French Transport Minister Dominique Perben, leading the French delegation to a city that was founded by France in 1718, said, “This catastrophe has deeply upset the French people and the French government.”

France, Perben said through a translator, “wants to be a long-term partner for Louisiana and New Orleans.”

Good luck with that. Instead of the Somalia of the South, we can have the Ivory Coast.

Considering France’s record with protecting it’s own citizens from the weather, expect Nagin to be looking for a more sizeable handout from the people whose faces he just spit in come this summer.

Global Warming Fails to Protect French Homeless

November 29th, 2005 at 11:06 am by Preston Taylor Holmes

The global warming crisis is coming too little too late for the French homeless population. Latest winter chill kills five of France’s homeless population.

PARIS, Nov. 27 (Xinhuanet) — Five homeless people were killed in the latest winter chill in France, local reports said on Sunday.

The government has raised winter rescue plan to the second level, which is usually launched when the temperature falls to between -5 and -10 centigrade at night and is negative in daytime,by providing further shelters and strengthening rescue teams.

But never fear, Frenchies, the good muslims of your country are “racing” to help.

Racing to offer help and shelter to the homeless hit by the snow wave, the Islamic Relief has offered food aid to the victims.

French mosques were also quick to provide shelter to protect people from the elements, according to IOL correspondent.

He said many homeless people flock to nearby mosques after the `Isha’ (night) prayers to take shelter till morning.

Another way that French “youth” are helping out is that – instead of randomly burning cars on a nightly basis – they will begin a new program that targets cars which are used by the homeless as shelter. This new policy will guarantee that the French homeless will no longer freeze to death.

Paul Krugman – Visionary

November 14th, 2005 at 8:01 pm by Cranky

Call it gloating. But I believe that France’s current misery gives us a rare teachable moment on the absolute failure of liberalism and other “visualize world peace” utopian platitudes.

To illustrate, let’s review the words of our favorite New York Times columnist and unapologetic leftist idealogue Paul Krugman:

Americans are doing a lot of strutting these days, but a head-to-head comparison between the economies of the United States and Europe – France, in particular – shows that the big difference is in priorities, not performance. We’re talking about two highly productive societies that have made a different tradeoff between work and family time. And there’s a lot to be said for the French choice.

First things first: given all the bad-mouthing the French receive, you may be surprised that I describe their society as “productive.” Yet according to the Organization for Economic Cooperation and Development, productivity in France – G.D.P. per hour worked – is actually a bit higher than in the United States.

Now, just for fun we’ll add in a recent column by the International Herald Tribune’s John Viconeur (Via No-Parasan!)

An Arab-French kid in Clichy-sous-Bois may not articulate it, but what rage it must create to hear he lives in the greatest, smartest, most fair country in the world, revered as Islam’s best friend in the West, from Algeria to Oman, and then have to deal with a French reality of racist scorn and rejection.

Not to mention the French state which, clothed as the ideal republic, runs the school, the bus and the Métro, owns the housing project, operates the job center, and fails, in relation to immigrants, on all those levels.

It’s true that France’s G.D.P. per person is well below that of the United States. But that’s because French workers spend more time with their families.

O.K., I’m oversimplifying a bit. There are several reasons why the French put in fewer hours of work per capita than we do. One is that some of the French would like to work, but can’t: France’s unemployment rate, which tends to run about four percentage points higher than the U.S. rate, is a real problem. Another is that many French citizens retire early. But the main story is that full-time French workers work shorter weeks and take more vacations than full-time American workers.

The point is that to the extent that the French have less income than we do, it’s mainly a matter of choice. And to see the consequences of that choice, let’s ask how the situation of a typical middle-class family in France compares with that of its American counterpart.

In the country of the 35-hour week, where the state is hardly the symbol of the work ethic or civic sense in the land of the continuous public service strike, administrative and school buildings have become the choice targets of the rioters’ Molotov cocktails. The republic’s social welfare payments are there, but accompanied by private-sector job creation so enfeebled and hiring discrimination so real that they turn any young person taking up the state’s offer to wield a broom or toilet brush into his neighborhood’s collaborateur.
But there are compensations for this lower level of consumption. Because French schools are good across the country, the French family doesn’t have to worry as much about getting its children into a good school district. Nor does the French family, with guaranteed access to excellent health care, have to worry about losing health insurance or being driven into bankruptcy by medical bills.
François Bayrou, leader of the centrist group that with the neo-Gaullists makes up Jacques Chirac’s presidential majority, describes France as a “sick state, a state swollen into impotence” with “a democracy that doesn’t work well.” This means, he said, that “reality never enters political discussions.”

But asked why the riots were happening here, since France’s neighbors seemed to be escaping its misery, Bayrou offered a response that, like the answers of the other politicians he condemned, hid from the specifics of both responsibilities and solution:

“As long as French democracy doesn’t change,” Bayrou said, “these accidents are going to continue.” He left it there.

Fun!

UPDATES: Here’s a economic stat we can all enjoy; the price elasticity of Paul Krugman is real low.

Schedenfrog! Heh indeed!

Feisty: I assume you’re referring to the ones they didn’t abort.

Projecte Quel Dommage

November 7th, 2005 at 9:13 pm by Cranky

In the spirit of Sorry Everybody (some background here), it’s time to show our friends across the Pond how much we stand with them! Let’s reciprocate the love and honor their commitment to celebrating diversity, multi-culturalism and, of course, Socialist values.

Now is your opportunity to take part in this historic bridge-building exercise! If you’re a blogger, simply put up your own “Sorry France!” post and trackback to this one. Just like all our trackbacks, they’ll appear underneath the post just like a linky-link.

If you’re not a blogger, don’t worry. You can still be sorry too. Send your pictures to Gordon or Preston and we’ll put it up.

The photo gallery continues to expand. Please click “continue reading” to see them all…

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Crisis In France – America Responds

November 7th, 2005 at 7:44 pm by Cranky

Shadenfreud.. uh schedanfroid? Sinn Fein? Whatever it is, I’m overwhelmed with it.

Sorry, France. The cowboys just don’t get the nuance of this whole “Jihad d’Europe” thing.

French Riots Turn Ugly

November 7th, 2005 at 4:55 pm by Preston Taylor Holmes

Tragic news from Iowahawk: French Film Star Le Pew Injured in Paris Cat Riots.

PARIS – Former French matinee idol Pepe Le Pew was among the hundreds injured last night amid violent feline rioting in the impoverished Parisian suburb of Dans-le-Crappeur. Le Pew, 58, a former Warner Brothers studio actor turned Chirac government spokes-skunk, sustained severe scratches and concussions in the melee before nose-pin equipped EMT rescue squads could drag him to safety. He is expected to make a full recovery.

Oh, just go read it.

Death to France (or We’ll Always Have Detroit)

November 5th, 2005 at 7:02 pm by Smantix

Night Ten rages away in Paris as freedom fighters set fire to cars and schools. But have no fear, the French Government is holding a meeting: (h/t The Belmont Club)

The French government is holding crisis talks after a night of rioting which saw nearly 900 vehicles torched and at least 200 people arrested. … into the second week … appear to have spread beyond the capital … other French cities. … now concerns that the violence is being organised by groups of youths using the internet … de Villepin, has summoned eight key government ministers to his offices, to try and find a political answer to France’s worst rioting in decades.

A political answer to end the rioting?

And from the “You’re Doin’ A Great Job, Brownie” files:

Paris Attorney-General Yves Bot told Europe 1 radio that the riots were not spontaneous outbursts of anger and frustration from within immigrant communities.

Rather, he said, they had been organised, with “genuine tactics of mobility” involving masked young men on motorcycles hurling petrol bombs, and Internet appeals for young people to join in in other towns and cities.

“The movement is mainly directed against the institutions of the republic – but it does not have any ethnic character,” he added.

French Interior Minister Nicolas Sarkozy has tried to stand firm but is naturally being shouted down and ordered to apologize by the androgynously named Dominique De Villepin and asked to resign by the Communist and Green (same difference?) parties:

Sarkozy’s tough language describing the rioting youths as “hoodlums” and “scum” as well as the apparent lobbing by riot police of a teargas grenade into a mosque in Clichy-sous-Bois are also considered causes for the intensity of the unrest.

On Saturday, Villepin told the rector of the Paris mosque, Dalil Boubakeur, that police had not intentionally targetted the mosque, but that it was the result of an “unfortunate accident”.

Boubakeur went on to indirectly criticise Sarkozy by calling on the government to issue “words of peace”.

“Words of peace” stop arsonists in their tracks?

In a recent interview with shameless Bush mouthpiece Hugh Hewitt, the omnirelevant Mark Steyn offers troubling observations on the roots of France’s Muslim animus:

I went to one of these suburbs that’s currently ablaze three years ago. And what was interesting to me is I had to bribe a taxi driver a considerable amount of money just to take me out there. They’re miserable places. But what was interesting to me is that after that, I then flew on to the Middle East, and I was in Yemen, and a couple of other places. And what was interesting to me was that I found more menace in the suburbs of Paris than I did in some pretty scary places in the Middle East. I mean, there is a real…this, I think, is the start of a long Eurabian civil war we’re witnessing here.
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They’re places where the writ of the French state does not run. The police don’t police there. They basically figure if you go there, you’re on your own. You’re taking your own chances there. I mean, I don’t think Americans understand quite the degree of alienation of some of these groups.
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you know, we kept hearing all this stuff ever since September 11th, you know, the Muslim street is going to explode in anger. Well, it finally did, and it was in Paris, not in the Middle East.

When Hurricane Katrina nailed New Orleans, the French were kind enough to offer us a couple of generators and some cots. Let’s send them a hose or something. America’s Oldest Enemy deserves no less.

UPDATE 11/06: Mark Steyn has finally turned the subject of his radio interview into a full-fledged column, “Wake up, Europe, you’ve a war on your hands”:

Ever since 9/11, I’ve been gloomily predicting the European powder keg’s about to go up. ”By 2010 we’ll be watching burning buildings, street riots and assassinations on the news every night,” I wrote in Canada’s Western Standard back in February.

Silly me. The Eurabian civil war appears to have started some years ahead of my optimistic schedule. As Thursday’s edition of the Guardian reported in London: ”French youths fired at police and burned over 300 cars last night as towns around Paris experienced their worst night of violence in a week of urban unrest.”

”French youths,” huh? You mean Pierre and Jacques and Marcel and Alphonse?
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What to do? In Paris, while ”youths” fired on the gendarmerie, burned down a gym and disrupted commuter trains, the French Cabinet split in two, as the ”minister for social cohesion” (a Cabinet position I hope America never requires) and other colleagues distance themselves from the interior minister, the tough-talking Nicolas Sarkozy who dismissed the rioters as ‘’scum.” President Chirac seems to have come down on the side of those who feel the scum’s grievances need to be addressed.

Check it out.

Chickens Come Home to Paris Early

November 3rd, 2005 at 10:07 pm by Preston Taylor Holmes

What started out as a group of young mohammad wanna-bes throwing a few rocks and trying to behead infidel electric cars has grown into an out-of-control crisis in the Paris suburbs.

For the seventh straight night, the riots continue, with each night getting worse than the previous and spreading to at least 20 towns.

(AP) A week of riots in poor neighborhoods outside Paris gained dangerous new momentum Thursday, with youths shooting at police and firefighters and attacking trains and symbols of the French state.

Facing mounting criticism, Prime Minister Dominique de Villepin vowed to restore order as the violence that erupted Oct. 27 spread to at least 20 towns, highlighting the frustration simmering in housing projects that are home to many North African immigrants.

Police deployed for a feared eighth night of clashes, after bands of youths lobbing stones and petrol bombs ignored President Jacques Chirac’s appeal for calm a day earlier.

Like most of the Old Media, the press is having a really hard time including the word “muslim” or “islamic” when talking about the “impoverished rioters”. In this CBS story, it takes about six paragraphs to finally get to the fact that these are primarily muslim immigrants from north Africa who’ve come to turn France into their dream Eurabian wasteland.

Since then riots have swelled into a broader challenge against the French state and its security forces. The violence has exposed deep discontent in neighborhoods where African and Muslim immigrants and their French-born children are trapped by poverty, unemployment, racial discrimination, crime, poor education and housing.

The Interior Ministry released a preliminary report Thursday exonerating officers of any direct role in the teenagers’ deaths. Some 1,300 officers were being deployed in Seine-Saint-Denis, a tough northeastern area that includes the town of Clichy-sous-Bois and has seen the worst violence.

The Commissar has aptly pointed out that a glance at the Google News headlines reporting the riots is empty of any reference to islam, the Old Media’s official religion.

This is cowardice. The media is afraid to feature this fact. In the second paragraph of one story, we get ” many of them Muslims of North African origin.” This story in The Scotsman leaves the reader in doubt as to who the rioters are. SBS refers to “youths,” without any description. And so on.

Why?

When Catholics in Northern Ireland riot, thay are so described. Also the Protestants there. In America? Forget it; most of the country’s problems are routinely ascribed to Christian conservatives. When Hindus run amok in India, the media makes that clear. And so it goes.

But Muslims? Sorry, no critcism allowed. After all, they might fly an airplane into your buildings if you offend them.

Cowardice.

I don’t know if it’s cowardice or because the media has a beaten-wife complex when it comes to islam. The battered wife defends her abusive husband with lines like “oh, he just has a drug problem… he really loves me… he doesn’t mean to blacken both my eyes… I can’t leave him… he needs me… if I leave him, he’ll have no one to punch…”

The media, despite the fact that the islamofascists would slash their throats if they only had the opportunity and the power, defends their would-be assailants similarly with “oh, they don’t really mean it when they slaughter children… they’re not really like that… they’re good people, just like you and me…. islam is a religion of peace… Christians are the real taliban…”

I feel a little guilty for having just a twinge of concern for the French people. They brought this on themselves with their hyper-apologetic multi-cultural open-borders-created cesspool. Their government is corrupt to the core and got rich off of Saddam’s blood money, financially enabling the Hussein reign of terror and standing in our way all the while.

I always thought that France would fall apart from the inside once the muslims had the numbers to establish islamic law at the ballot box. I guess they didn’t feel like waiting that long.

I suppose I can best sum my reaction up using the words of two diseased thinkers. First, Ward “I’m an Injun, I swear!” Churchill: “The chickens are coming home to roost.” Last, and least, the Daily Kock: “Screw ‘Em!”

More at Jawa Central and Don Surber.

UPDATE:

Robert Spencer has a great column in FrontpageMag this morning about the French riots. If you want to know what’s really going on, this is an excellent place to start. A taste:

The areas hardest hit by the riots, according to Reuters, are “home to North African and black African minorities that feel excluded from French society.” AP shed some light on this feeling of exclusion: “the violence also cast doubt on the success of France’s model of seeking to integrate its large immigrant community — its Muslim population, at an estimated 5 million, is Western Europe’s largest — by playing down differences between ethnic groups. Rather than feeling embraced as full and equal citizens, immigrants and their French-born children complain of police harassment and of being refused jobs, housing and opportunities.”

So evidently France’s failure to live up to its policy of playing down the differences between ethnic groups has bred the simmering anger that has now boiled over in the riots. However, in fact France has done just the opposite of playing down the differences between ethnic groups. In her seminal Eurabia: The Euro-Arab Axis, historian Bat Ye’or details a series of agreements between the European Union and the Arab League that guaranteed that Muslim immigrants in Europe would not be compelled in any way to adapt “to the customs of the host countries.” On the contrary, the Euro-Arab Dialogue’s Hamburg Symposium of 1983, to take just one of many examples, recommended that non-Muslim Europeans be made “more aware of the cultural background of migrants, by promoting cultural activities of the immigrant communities or ‘supplying adequate information on the culture of the migrant communities in the school curricula.’” Not only that: “Access to the mass media had to be facilitated to the migrants in order to ensure ‘regular information in their own language about their own culture as well as about the conditions of life in the host country.”

French Immigration Reform

November 2nd, 2005 at 11:01 am by Preston Taylor Holmes

Chirac is warning you! You will be dealt with harshly, angry impoverished muslim rioters! Harshly and with dialogue and respect!

The Worm Returns

February 22nd, 2005 at 9:25 pm by Preston Taylor Holmes

Jacques “The Worm” Chirac shits in President Bush’s mouth and calls it a sundae.

Sadly, President Bush believes him.

IRAQ war wobbler Jacques Chirac scuttled George Bush’s fence-mending trip to Europe yesterday — by cranking up a row over the future of Nato.

He embraced a German-led plot to ditch the alliance as the backbone of transatlantic relations, in favour of the European Union.

He also snubbed President Bush by speaking French at a dinner, despite having fluent English.

Diplomats insisted Mr Bush had pulled off a coup by getting all 26 Nato members to contribute to a £2.5million programme to train and equip Iraq security staff. But the clash on Nato overshadowed everything.

France and Germany, led by Chancellor Gerhard Schroeder, want defence enshrined in the EU constitution.

It is a sad, sick shame that President Junior has traveled to France and sucked up to the corrupt, spineless, worthless garbage sack that is Jacques Chirac. Shameful.

Thanks, France

December 29th, 2004 at 9:16 am by Preston Taylor Holmes

Speaking of stingy, how much has France donated to relief efforts?

100,000 Euros. That’s about $135,000 (roughly).

Thanks a bunch, France. You can now go back to surrendering, eating cheese and plowing each other in the dumper. As usual, we’ll do the work for you. Assholes.

UPDATE:

Speaking of the French, my home-slice Derek sent me this joke a while back, might as well use it now.

Four surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on:

The first surgeon says, “I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered,” The second responds, “Yeah, but you should try electricians. Everything inside them is color-coded,” The third surgeon says, “No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order.”

But the fourth surgeon, Dr. Morris Fishbein, shuts them all up when he observes: “The French are the easiest to operate on. There’s no guts, no heart, no balls and no spine. Plus the head and ass are interchangeable.”